Official Match Thread S18 R07 - Coney Island Warriors vs Mt Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[cooney]

I just hope you're not too attached to your teeth...

My teeth will be fine thank you, nothing will happen to them I won't allow that.

 

[Frankston Rover]

My teeth will be fine thank you, nothing will happen to them I won't allow that.

That's what the last bloke said. He's now eating his meals thru a straw.

At least when it happens, you'll never see it coming and from what I've been told, you won't feel a thing.








Until you wake up - then you'll be in agony.

 

[cooney]

That's what the last bloke said. He's now eating his meals thru a straw.

At least when it happens, you'll never see it coming and from what I've been told, you won't feel a thing.








Until you wake up - then you'll be in agony.

Yeah but that last bloke wasn't me. Good for him.

I will see it coming and I will stop it, because nothing can get me.

We will see about that maybe my opponent will be in agony.

 

[Smartys Power]

How many times do we have to tell him there is no I. C. Weener at the Demons...

I think he was looking for good ol' Seymour Butts.

 

[thetradesman]

Do the demons even have any posters?

 

[HawkPatrol]

Do the demons even have any posters?

I have posters of all the Demons players hanging on my walls, mostly of cooney. It helps me sleep knowing he's watching over me.

 

[thetradesman]

I have posters of all the Demons players hanging on my walls, mostly of cooney. It helps me sleep knowing he's watching over me.

Credit to ya, you have confused me!

 

[El Dubya]

I have posters of all the Demons players hanging on my walls, mostly of cooney. It helps me wank knowing I can look at him.

EFA

 

[HawkPatrol]

EFA

I caught a glimpse of cooney exiting the showers, so I have a mental wank bank to last until my arms fall off.

 

[Smartys Power]

Do the demons even have any posters?

Personally I prefer photos. Each to their own.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

I have posters of all the Demons players hanging on my walls.

Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl?

/biggie

 

[HawkPatrol]

Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl?

/biggie

I'm so glad to have you back.

 

[thetradesman]

Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl?

/biggie

You playing for us?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

You playing for us?

I'm gonna be sitting in the bleachers. Hopefully this game is a ripper.

 

[Footypie32]

EFA

Hey! You edited that second bit to make it sound disparaging! But don't worry, I'm sure one of your team mates will fap over you one day. Playing in big games like these will help etch your legend. Try not to embarrass yourself on Sunday.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Hey! You edited that second bit to make it sound disparaging! But don't worry, I'm sure one of your team mates will fap over you one day. Playing in big games like these will help etch your legend. Try not to embarrass yourself on Sunday.

LW has waltzed into the team and added to the steely resolve of our back six.

Statistically, literally and aesthetically, the best defence in the league

 

[El Dubya]

LW has waltzed into the team and added to the steely resolve of our back six.

Statistically, literally and aesthetically, the best defence in the league

It's easy to be an amazing back six, and we are, when our on ball division led by the league's most dominant ruck, keep it out of our area so well.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

LW has waltzed into the team and added to the steely resolve of our back six.

Statistically, literally and aesthetically, the best defence in the league

Even though I am also new to the team, I think we have gelled together so well that we only need 5 to deal with the "talent" of the Demons and we should start taking turns to drift forward and snare a sausage roll.

 

[El Dubya]

Even though I am also new to the team, I think we have gelled together so well that we only need 5 to deal with the "talent" of the Demons and we should start taking turns to drift forward and snare a sausage roll.

Whoever is simming this game please take note, I'll be drifting down in the third to kick a ridiculous goal like Corey Enright.

 

[zackah]

Still waiting on the preview - are there any Dees flogs of note?

Who do I take down?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Still waiting on the preview - are there any Dees flogs of note?

Who do I take down?

Take out lanky_wes in the first, Rhodesy_Blues in the second and Footypie32 in the third.

A big test this week against one of the best on ball divisions in the league.

 

[zackah]

Take out lanky_wes in the first, Rhodesy_Blues in the second and Footypie32 in the third.

A big test this week against one of the best on ball divisions in the league.

Think I can arrange that

 

[BigJoeD_]

It's easy to be an amazing back six, and we are, when our on ball division led by the league's most dominant ruck, keep it out of our area so well.

Be nice if you toned down your bay thread...

 

[Footypie32]

Take out lanky_wes in the first, Rhodesy_Blues in the second and Footypie32 in the third.

A big test this week against one of the best on ball divisions in the league.

Ha. I will have already done most of my damage by half time. Go ya hardest.

lanky_wes will be a lot tougher to take down. The reigning Mobbs medalist simply dances around rookies and makes seasoned vets look well past their use by date.

Rhodesy_Blues is a spud. We wont miss him. He has brittle ankles. Target there.

 

[El Dubya]

Be nice if you toned down your bay thread...

There's no anti Essendon stuff, just anti Robbo and Hird.