Official Match Thread S18 R07 - Coney Island Warriors vs Mt Buller Demons at Van Cortlandt Park (MOTR)

[Frankston Rover]

You obviously don't know cooney.

We've seen Atley and he was an easy get. I'm thinking cooney will be just another notch in candiehappy's belt.

 

[candiehappy]

We've seen Atley and he was an easy get. I'm thinking cooney will be just another notch in candiehappy's belt.

barely any leather left, it's all notches !

 

[candiehappy]

We've seen Atley and he was an easy get. I'm thinking cooney will be just another notch in candiehappy's belt.

Rendered Unsafe is due out of casualty any day

 

[RU_]

Rendered Unsafe is due out of casualty any day

Just got released. I don't seem to recall that match after the hard hit.. it must have never happened.

 

[Smartys Power]

We've seen Atley and he was an easy get. I'm thinking cooney will be just another notch in candiehappy's belt.

Atley can't even be compared to cooney's left nut.

 

[Atley]

Atley can't even be compared to cooney's left nut.

* off and kill yourself

 

[Aussie Rocker]

Oh hello Demons, remember us?
We took your coach and made him a winning coach

Everything we touch turns to gold really.

 

[candiehappy]

**** off and kill yourself

Just as sensitive as cooney s left nut !

 

[cooney]

come on son, you can't steal my material. I've got copyright on that !

I can do what I like whenever I like.

He didn't steal it. He just twisted it around to make it backfire on you.

Damn right I did.

Touched a nerve I reckon.

Not at all, get your facts right mate.

You obviously don't know cooney.

Damn right they don't know me!

 

[cooney]

Just as sensitive as cooney s left nut !

Hahaha in your dreams pal, don't know where you get that idea from.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Not at all, get your facts right mate.

Damn right they don't know me!

Come on cooney lighten up mate. It's all in good fun.

You take your angry pills today.

 

[cooney]

Come on cooney lighten up mate. It's all in good fun.

You take your angry pills today.

I know mate I know haha! Relax

Nah none of those for me, happy pills only.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

I know mate I know haha! Relax

Nah none of those for me, happy pills only.

The little blue one?

They make the wife happy. 3 times.

 

[Logger]

Oh hello Demons, remember us?
We took your coach and made him a winning coach

Everything we touch turns to gold really.

Oh hello Aussie Rocker, learn to Sweet FA before making an arsehat of yourself. The Demons coach is, always has been and always will be Richard Cranium.

 

[Haduken]

Top of the ladder clash eh. To the victor, eternal glory, and the sweet nectar of alcohol.

To the loser, a small cup of pain, lightly salted with despair (or as its more commonly known, Mt. Buller Juice)

 

[Aussie Rocker]

Oh hello Aussie Rocker, learn to Sweet FA before making an arsehat of yourself. The Demons coach is, always has been and always will be Richard Cranium.

Oh hello logger, learn references before making an arse out of yourself.

PS. You're awesome at simming

 

[Frankston Rover]

Top of the ladder clash eh. To the victor, eternal glory, and the sweet nectar of alcohol.

To the loser, a small cup of pain, lightly salted with despair (or as its more commonly known, Mt. Buller Juice)

So you're saying the Demons will be swallowing a small amount of salty liquid on Sunday?

Sounds about right.

 

[Haduken]

So you're saying the Demons will be swallowing a small amount of salty liquid on Sunday?

Sounds about right.

What have you done with my beautiful subtlety!

 

[Eth]

Oh hello Aussie Rocker, learn to Sweet FA before making an arsehat of yourself. The Demons coach is, always has been and always will be Richard Cranium.

You know Richard's won as many games this season as Neeld did in his Melbourne career?

Pretty sure Neeld couldn't clear the first hurdle in QWOP either.

 

[invinciBlues]

I can do what I like whenever I like.

Damn right I did.

Not at all, get your facts right mate.

Damn right they don't know me!

Hahaha in your dreams pal, don't know where you get that idea from.

The melt is strong in this one

 

[Aussie Rocker]

You know Richard's won as many games this season as Neeld did in his Melbourne career?

Pretty sure Neeld couldn't clear the first hurdle in QWOP either.

Yep, Neeld's won as many games with the Warriors as he did his entire career with the Demons!

 

[Eth]

Yep, Neeld's won as many games with the Warriors as he did his entire career with the Demons!

You mean the Warriors and the Demons have both won five games?

Who knew?!

 

[Aussie Rocker]

You mean the Warriors and the Demons have both won five games?

Who knew?!

Yep, MOTR for a reason. Afterwards we'll have won 6 though

PS. Neeld has a winning percentage of ~83% with us, that is our entire winning percentage during our existence as well btw

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Sydney Bloods congrats.

Paint skillz that kill.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I didn't know your football field was in between a go-kart race course!