Certified Legendary Thread Awkward Flirting Stories

[Sublime]

The web of lies gets bigger. Better have a cousin backstory ready to go now...!

 

[Nate7]

Still waiting on confirmation that Nate7 can live AFS the two dates.

I'm still awaiting AFS location via PM.

Remember, I'm pretty good at going live to AFS - see my posting from a Southbank toilet.

 

[croweater 41]

All good I said that girl 1 is my cousin who lives overseas and I rarely get to see. Girl 2 swallowed it, good to find out early she'll swallow anything.

The doubt shown by you all is disappointing.

Why am I not shocked by you anymore?

 

[boncer34]

You already stuffed up once, no way you are going to keep that lie going if she asks about your cousin.

Not a lie.

I do have an overseas cousin I rarely see. We're just having dinner Friday. Christ I make one slip which is easily recovered and you all melt down, I have this covered.

 

[HirdyLannister]

Not a lie.

I do have an overseas cousin I rarely see. We're just having dinner Friday. Christ I make one slip which is easily recovered and you all melt down, I have this covered.

Melt down? Wrong thread, visit the boomer thread on the norf board!

 

[The Half Back]

boncer34, you've ****ed it up with date 2. Just take date 1 home, nail her then never call either again.

It's the most decent thing you could do.

 

[boncer34]

boncer34, you've ****** it up with date 2. Just take date 1 home, nail her then never call either again.

It's the most decent thing you could do.

Nope. I'm soldiering on.

Hell at the very least it'll be fun for you guys.

 

[The Half Back]

Nope. I'm soldiering on.

Hell at the very least it'll be fun for you guys.

Do you have any mates you could palm one off to?

Or have a plan to not show up and the mate swoops in with the whole "did you get stood up? Yeh me too."

 

[Plugger35]

Could be really awkward if Girl 2 happens to see boncer34 out with his "cousin" on the other date and he's fondling and kissing her.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Could be really awkward if Girl 2 happens to see boncer34 out with his "cousin" on the other date and he's fondling and kissing her.

Tasmanian, simple explanation.

And if he's really lucky, or unlucky she might be into that...

 

[treefingers]

What were your exact words re Jill Meagher? There's no coming back from that one

 

[Silent Alarm]

What were your exact words re Jill Meagher? There's no coming back from that one

I'm pretty sure it was "Get home safe, Jill Meagher walked." Probably not worth repeating what I said about the good looking girlfriend either!

 

[BotsMaster]

That doesn't seem like an enjoyable night Silent Alarm

In fact why didn't you post it in the Creepy thread?

 

[checkraiseulite]

 

[Stratton_Gun]

The supreme gentleman

 

[Big Cox 88]

The avatar has boobs.

 

[BotsMaster]

The avatar has boobs.

Good detective work

 

[Shell]

So what did happen last night?

Other than Geelong getting a big ass raping by Hawthorn in the 2nd half

Am talking specifically about the 2 dates thing..

 

[IQ3]

I can confirm from multiple sources he is in a weekend long 3-some orgy

 

[boncer34]

So what did happen last night?

Other than Geelong getting a big ass raping by Hawthorn in the 2nd half

Am talking specifically about the 2 dates thing..

Went pretty much to plan. Worst AFS ever.

I got back from the Ess v GC game early enough to make date 1 and then had a smooth transition to number 2.

 

[The Half Back]

Went pretty much to plan. Worst AFS ever.

I got back from the Ess v GC game early enough to make date 1 and then had a smooth transition to number 2.

Aka you got home from the footy, had a wank and went to bed?

 

[IQ3]

Went pretty much to plan. Worst AFS ever.

I got back from the Ess v GC game early enough to make date 1 and then had a smooth transition to number 2.

 

[boncer34]

Aka you got home from the footy, had a wank and went to bed?

Exactly.

Did have a heart attack moment when I thought 1 was the friends I met with 2 but despite being identical from behind not the same person

 

[Nate7]

 

[Shell]

Went pretty much to plan. Worst AFS ever.

I got back from the Ess v GC game early enough to make date 1 and then had a smooth transition to number 2.

See I actually read that "worst" = "best" AFS ever.

Not to worry, do better next time grasshopper.