Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

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His identification cracks me up every time lol
 
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His identification cracks me up every time lol
Mulder: Mr. Simpson, we want you to recreate your every move the night you saw the alien.

Homer: The evening began at the gentlemen's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the FBI.

Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. Happy?
 

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Tom Kite: Now, you don't want to overthink.
Homer: Not an issue.
Tom Kite: Keep your head down.
Homer: (raises head) Huh?
Tom Kite: Pretend there's no one else here.
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Tom Kite: And just go at your own pace. Wow! Very impressive. You're a natural, Mr. Simpson.
Homer: Really?
Tom Kite: Uh-huh. All you need is your own set of clubs... And stay the hell out of my locker! You can keep the shoes.
 
Aug 8, 2007
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A network in America has been doing a Simpsons marathon the past few days and it'll continue through to the beginning of September as they're playing every episode ever made:

http://m.au.ign.com/articles/2014/08/20/full-episode-schedule-for-fxxs-simpsons-marathon

Yeah, I wasted away much of my weekend watching it. It's too bad that they're drawing close to season 10 now, which is when the quality starts to noticeably decline. The jumped the shark episode of season 9 was just on.
 

Toil83

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Keeping with the Willie theme


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Principal Skinner (to Nelson): All right, Mr. Smartenheimer, that does it. First, you're going to give back everything you've stolen. Then, I'm sentencing you to one week of the lowest, most degrading work known to man - janitorial work.
Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, geez. I'm standing right here, sir.
Principal Skinner: Ah, yes. Uh ... Take a good look at him, Nelson, 'cause that's where you're headed.
 
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Nelson: Hey, German boy. Go back to Germania!
Uter: I do not deserve this. I have come here legally as an exchange student!
Skinner: Young man, the only thing we exchanged for you is our national dignity.
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Willie: You want to pick on immigrants? Then pick on Willie!
Skinner: Willie, please. The students want to pick on someone their own size.
 
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