Banter Elimination Final v Port Power

[Nemisis]

Nothing to fear here, Port are just the SA version of Norf

Live in the shadow of their bigger neighbor

Always complaining that no one pays them enough attention

Only get any media attention because their media whore president inserts them into every on air discussion they have

Have a captain who loves to sook

Are based in a suburb where the number one past time is going the punt at the tab in your 1982 comm games tracksuit

Get told what jumper to wear by collingwood

Could fall off a cliff and the rest of the state wouldn't notice

Previously were owned by a bunch of arrogant flogs who actually wanted them destroyed (SANFL and Carlton)

YOU are so wrong Flanders. The 1982 tracksuit is in the wardrobe - worth a fortune.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

YOU are so wrong Flanders. The 1982 tracksuit is in the wardrobe - worth a fortune.

Sorry, I thought you'd wear the Sunday best when having a day out

 

[Tigerland]

Used to be Richmond. Your club is an empty shell of what it was thirty years ago. Think about whats happened since you last one a flag. My grandmas kitchen was lime green and she had wallpaper.

They have wallpaper in prison?

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Before my time but it's happened before, port will be in the white shorts though

 

[Halftimehero]

Nothing to fear here, Port are just the SA version of Norf

Live in the shadow of their bigger neighbor

Always complaining that no one pays them enough attention

Only get any media attention because their media whore president inserts them into every on air discussion they have

Have a captain who loves to sook

Are based in a suburb where the number one past time is going the punt at the tab in your 1982 comm games tracksuit

Get told what jumper to wear by collingwood

Could fall off a cliff and the rest of the state wouldn't notice

Previously were owned by a bunch of arrogant flogs who actually wanted them destroyed (SANFL and Carlton)

I am stealing this and taking it to the Norf board

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

I am stealing this and taking it to the Norf board

Imagine if they were the norf of SA they'd have the fourth largest attendance rate of the year & 55,000 members, great comparison

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Imagine if they were the norf of SA they'd have the fourth largest attendance rate of the year & 55,000 members, great comparison

one swallow does not a summer make

your bay tarps are still less than 12 months old - I'd want more than one year of decent attendances before you start declaring yourselves king of the world

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

one swallow does not a summer make

your bay tarps are still less than 12 months old - I'd want more than one year of decent attendances before you start declaring yourselves king of the world

Is every club in Victoria Collingwoods little brother?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Is every club in Victoria Collingwoods little brother?

god no

Collingwood is like the Biff Tannen of Melbourne

 

[CHIMP MAGNET]

How many will Junk Time Jack kick this week?

kicked 3 in the first quarter against the minor premiers so i've got him down for 6 before half time against your mob + the junk time goals, so 17

 

[johnno77]

Is every club in Victoria Collingwoods little brother?

Richmond are more like Collingwood's older brother. We were more successful than them. They got jealous. We had a fight. They won the fight. We got drunk. We stayed drunk. We're just starting to sober up.

 

[TJTIGER]

That didn't come out right,did it?

Just me playing around. You come out dummer after reading it.......what ? (Get it?)

 

[Tony Harrison]

Before my time but it's happened before, port will be in the white shorts though

What happened in the 4th? Port too embarrassed to link that part on their website?

 

[mattt]

jesus u guys are cocky i know port will win since 97 we played in 19 finals u guys 4 finals we played two grand finals ur club is s**t face it

No punctuation keys on your broke-ass computer there, buddy?

Anyway, how does a finals appearance in 1999 affect the outcome of this week's game? The only link is Choco Williams, who you may know, is on our side now.

 

[johnno77]

What happened in the 4th? Port too embarrassed to link that part on their website?

Was gunna ask the same thing. Who bloody won?!

 

[Tony Harrison]

Was gunna ask the same thing. Who bloody won?!

The better team won.

 

[TigerTime88]

No punctuation keys on your broke-ass computer there, buddy?

He is from Adelaide and doesn't know what punctuation is.

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Aussie rock band The Angels have a new song out for the RFC...
Are we ever gonna loose a game again..
NO WAY F**K OFF...

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Why would your AFL team be singing about the SANFL

What else have they to sing about?

 

[Tiger_Of_Old]

Geez, you guys are up and about aren't you.

Like Chappy,We're having a good year.

 

[TheTigerArmy]

Richmond are more like Collingwood's older brother. We were more successful than them. They got jealous. We had a fight. They won the fight. We got drunk. We stayed drunk. We're just starting to sober up.

We seriously before the early eighties were the biggest club ...its a matter of time before we reclaim this mantle

 

[_RT_]

Another INXS song for Port to play before they run out, even better is the color scheme used by the band in the clip is perfect for Port fans.

 

[JAKLAUGHING]

Dont give a crap about the carlscum dodgy record of unbeaten games tainted record...
RFC are going after Black Caviar'$ unbeaten run of 25....

 

[Joker91]

How many will Junk Time Jack kick this week? Lucky for him you flogs are wearing black shorts

Jay Schulz against top 8 sides
9 games - 21 goals

Jack riewoldt against top 8 sides
9 games - 22 goals

 

[adelaideman]

Dont give a crap about the carlscum dodgy record of unbeaten games tainted record...
RFC are going after Black Caviar'$ unbeaten run of 25....

how many finals hve u played since 97 compared to port answer the question and the argument will be over dummies