Official Match Thread S18 Round 11 - Las Vegas Bears v Fighting Furies @ The Stadium in the Sky

[Jhye Clark 13]

Preview to not come.

 

[Quivorir]

Finally.

 

[Matera92]

Fresh from a week off, the Bears are ready to assault the second half of the season.

Woe betide those who stand in our way.

 

[brahj]

lol, Richmond supporters. What a bunch of flogs.

...wait...

 

[kane249]

What the hell is a Fury? Do they mean a Furry, in which case i'll allow it

 

[Wacky Tiger]

's The Half Back what possy you want this week

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Have you guys won a match yet???

 

[This Is Anfield]

What the hell is a Fury? Do they mean a Furry, in which case i'll allow it

Wow, round eleven and that's the first time we've seen that one!
We can be Furies or Furries, whatever you wish.

 

[brahj]

Have you guys won a match yet???

Two, in fact.

Remind me, which club holds the record for longest losing streak?

 

[This Is Anfield]

Two, in fact.

Remind me, which club holds the record for longest losing streak?

Before our time, brahj, leave that s**t to the old farts (fantasy footy world old farts that is), truth is if you don't win this one you're GAWN!
Don't like your chances, Furies and Tigers, both on a roll.

**BTW, why aren't you a Furie??**

 

[Danoz]

Overall team averages

Bears            Averages         Furies
11.4             Goals            16.0
8.9              Behinds          9.7
220.3            Disposals        249.8
112.9            Kicks            132.3
107.4            Handballs        117.5
48.1             Marks            47.8
22.6             Tackles          29.8
12.2             Hit Outs         14.9
11.8             Frees For        14.8
12.5             Frees Against    14.4
852.0            DT               986.7
1017.9           Exie             1173.3

Averages when Bears are at home and Furies are away

Bears            Averages         Furies
10.0             Goals            15.6
9.8              Behinds          9.0
208.0            Disposals        248.2
109.0            Kicks            129.2
99.0             Handballs        119.0
49.3             Marks            43.8
21.0             Tackles          26.8
12.8             Hit Outs         16.4
12.0             Frees For        13.0
14.0             Frees Against    15.4
809.3            DT               950.0
974.8            Exie             1124.0

Averages against when Bears are home and Furies away

Bears            Averages         Furies
15.0             Goals            16.0
10.5             Behinds          7.0
224.0            Disposals        235.4
115.5            Kicks            122.4
108.5            Handballs        113.0
41.3             Marks            49.6
24.0             Tackles          27.4
9.3              Hit Outs         13.2
14.0             Frees For        15.4
12.0             Frees Against    13.0
871.0            DT               944.2
1033.5           Exie             1131.2

Combined home for and away against, and vice versa

Bears            Averages         Furies
13.0             Goals            15.3
8.4              Behinds          9.8
221.7            Disposals        236.1
115.7            Kicks            122.4
106.0            Handballs        113.8
49.4             Marks            42.5
24.2             Tackles          25.4
13.0             Hit Outs         12.8
13.7             Frees For        13.5
13.5             Frees Against    13.7
876.7            DT               910.5
1053.0           Exie             1078.8

Result: Furies by a comfortable margin

 

[brahj]

**BTW, why aren't you a Furie??**

I still have some moral decency.

 

[This Is Anfield]

I still have some moral decency.

You've got to get rid of that!

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Two, in fact.

Remind me, which club holds the record for longest losing streak?

Thank god for that. I was having nightmares early doors thinking we would be the first to lose to you guys

 

[brahj]

You've got to get rid of that!

I'll tell you what I told fumbler

"No, how do I know your not just showing me that STI test to trick me?"

 

[This Is Anfield]

I'll tell you what I told fumbler

"No, how do I know your not just showing me that STI test to trick me?"

We are Furies.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

We are Furies.View attachment 77344

Or Furrys or Furry Furries or something like that

 

[Miguel Sanchez]

Finally a home game. With the SITS not being used in the past month (the club having moved its training sessions to Jiggles Gentlemans Club) hopefully the sprinkler system has been completely repaired and we'll see a dry track that will favour our forwards and in particular Juggalo Balla

 

[fumbler]

Is this the Bear pun thread?

 

[Papa Juggs]

Preview to not come.

The honesty is refreshing. I rarely read those things anyway.

 

[fumbler]

The honesty is refreshing. I rarely read those things anyway.

Only because braille doesn't show up.

 

[Papa Juggs]

in particular Juggalo Balla

What many people don't realise is I'm actually quite a good wet game player. It's the slowing down of the play which isn't allowing me to kick many goals which is the issue I have with the weather.

I'm not really concerned with winning the Alfie, been there done that. What I want is to elevate my career goal statistics to make my mark on the history of the game because it's the only way I know how. Doesn't matter how many goals I kick, how good my stats are or how many Mobbs Medal votes I tally (thanks Gee Dub) I still get shafted for recognition. Sure not being nominated doesn't help (* you Gee Dub).

 

[kane249]

Is this the Bear pun thread?

Until Quivorir cracks the shits with puns, yes it is

 

[kane249]

Wow, round eleven and that's the first time we've seen that one!
We can be Furies or Furries, whatever you wish.

Which one costs more / will give me the most pleasure?

 

[This Is Anfield]

Which one costs more / will give me the most pleasure?

It's all for free, but unfortunately there will be little pleasure for the bears this week.
Then again, you do have the pleasure of our company for the week, priceless.