Entertainment & Music The Simpsons Part 3

[Igloo]

The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an iron-on sporting themed Mad slogan "Up With Mini-Skirts". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.

 

[RippaRiley43]

Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing footage to complete the film without Milhouse! Watch.

 

[Ahern2Boof]

I kind of laughed at the bar scene. Still horrible stuff though.

Apart from this, I have not watched new Simpsons for a long time and this did not make me want to see it.

The part where the guy from Bobs Burgers appears along with Cleveland made me chuckle slightly.

 

[Demonalke]

Russian Woman: After Chernobyl, my penis is falling off.
Moe: And "penis" is Russian for?

 

[the bee sharps]

Please refrain from tasting the knob

 

[NitroFan]

Dad seems to be taking this in a less than heroic fashion.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Homer: We'd like to dedicate this next number to a very special woman. She's one hundred years old, and she weighs over two hundred tonnes.

This enormous woman will devour us all!

 

[Big Sauce 21]

Don't worry Marge, I'll teach you to comb it over so no one will notice, just like my hair!

 

[Kram]

Okay. Fair enough. But you sound like you're ready to become your own boss in the exciting world of frame-nudging! Yes, for a minimal franchise fee, you'll receive a pair of straightening gloves, a canister of wall lubricant and a booklet of the most commonly asked questions you will hear, including: "Who are you?" and "What are you doing here?"

 

[raskolnikov]

Ned Flanders: Homer, have you met my parents?
Homer: Not naked I haven't.

 

[Cleavy]

 

[RippaRiley43]

Homer: Okay, once more. Where are we going?
Mrs Krabappel: To Capitol City.
Homer: And why are you and the old lady in the car?
Agnes: We're going to talk Armin Tamzarian into coming back.
Homer: And why is Marge here?
Marge: I came up with the idea.
Homer: And why am I here?
Marge: Because the streets of Capitol City are no place for three unescorted ladies.
Homer: And why are the kids here?
Marge: Because we couldn't find Grandpa to sit for them.
Homer: Then why is Grandpa here?
Grandpa: Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself!
Homer: Huh, fair enough.

 

[ash_1050]

Watched the crossover yesterday, it wasn't as bad as I expected. The seven minute fight scene was absolutely s**t, however there was a couple of laugh out loud moments.
Also watched two more recent Simpsons episodes, one about J K Rowling being a fraud and the other featured Lady Gaga. Both were beyond terrible and smacked of desperation to be funny, kind of like that kid who's been told he is funny and then tries to make everything a joke.

 

[Demonalke]

I know it's old but: Yvan eht nioj!

 

[Dr Mephesto]

Hello, Big Maggie.

 

[WeetBixKid]

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has NO decency. He called me ... CHIEF PIGGUM!

Chief Wiggum: ... Hahaha now I get it

 

[Gibbsy]

Everyone have a crack at this quiz I found, you have to guess the name of the minor character from four choices. It would be harder if there was no multiple choice, but sometimes that can throw you off too. I got 24/24

http://www.zimbio.com/trivia/YYm0c2YQLYm/Ultimate+Simpsons+Minor+Character+Quiz

 

[Cruyff14]

Also got 24.

Guessed some (never knew the unibrow baby's name).

 

[mad_monkey_j]

Managed 24, guessed the music teacher, never knew what his name was.

 

[TheHoneyBadger]

24/24.

I don't know how to feel about remembering unibrow baby's name, I don't even remember it being mentioned.

 

[Captain Awkward]

Looks like all those years of watching Simpsons paid off. Now what do I do with my life?

Luckily I didn't get the unibrow baby like most of you seem to have.

 

[Cleavy]

Everyone have a crack at this quiz I found, you have to guess the name of the minor character from four choices. It would be harder if there was no multiple choice, but sometimes that can throw you off too. I got 24/24

http://www.zimbio.com/trivia/YYm0c2YQLYm/Ultimate Simpsons Minor Character Quiz

24/24. no music teacher or unibrow baby in my lot.

 

[Kram]

Milhouse : Hey, Dad, can I have some money for a panda cone?
Kirk: Gah! What do you do with the $68 I send your mother every month?
Milhouse: Weekday dad wanted a DVD player.

 

[Ahern2Boof]

22/24 on the quiz. Didn't know the sea dude's name (and i've forgotten his character name...) and the Gaylord kid.

 

[Righteo]

23/24. Honestly had to google "Ms Botz". Bit embarrassed to slip up on a season 1 character.