Official Match Thread S18 Round 15: Baghdad Bandits vs Las Vegas Bears @ Abdu Prison

[iBeng]

FiveStrings is our FB and is the best in the league.

Logger is better.

 

[pantskyle]

Logger is better.

Stats say otherwise. Stats are important.

 

[brahj]

Stats say otherwise. Stats are important.

inb4bengpostsgoalkickingstats

 

[pantskyle]

inb4bengpostsgoalkickingstats

Unimportant.

 

[iBeng]

Unimportant.

Just like winning enough games to be in the top 8 is unimportant.

inb4bengpostsgoalkickingstats

No need to post what you already know: You poached the wrong players from the Bandits.

 

[pantskyle]

Just like winning enough games to be in the top 8 is unimportant.



No need to post what you already know: You poached the wrong players from the Bandits.

Winning games are important. We want to win this week so the Wonders can finish bottom.

We also didn't poach any bandits.

 

[brahj]

You poached the wrong players from the Bandits.

...are you insinuating that you're available for poaching?

Pass.

 

[iBeng]

Winning games are important. We want to win this week so the Wonders can finish bottom.

We also didn't poach any bandits.

Winning games are or is important?

...are you insinuating that you're available for poaching?

Pass.

I knocked back both offers from the Bears I recieved. Heck, one of the people who approached me bailed themselves in the end. Can hardly blame them.

 

[Bigeasy]

Comes in for first post? And criticises other team for low standard.
Thank you for joining us finally. I remember you... You're the one that thinks they're top s**t but no one knows who you are.

I love rustling your Jimmies.

 

[Papa Juggs]

We don't need any boofheads here. All our players are humble and work as a team. Bengwatkins is all ego since he became the only real poster at the Bombers.

beez why you leave us. Have the dignity to retire.

 

[Brown Bottle]

Winning games are or is important?

Winning games are important, but losing games are character building.

We have lots of character. You are winning games but you're losers.

Get it?

 

[pantskyle]

Winning games are or is important?



I knocked back both offers from the Bears I recieved. Heck, one of the people who approached me bailed themselves in the end. Can hardly blame them.

Not sure who the other was. The only official approach was from me.

I could argue I've turned down many offers from the Bombers/Bandits.

 

[iBeng]

Winning games are important, but losing games are character building.

We have lots of character. You are winning games but you're losers.

Get it?

Yet we have more wins than yourselves

Not sure who the other was. The only official approach was from me.

I could argue I've turned down many offers from the Bombers/Bandits.

Dont expect another one this off-season.

 

[Bigeasy]

So which one of you is Jack Radcliffe?

 

[Papa Juggs]

So which one of you is Jack Radcliffe?

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Is that DemonJim?

 

[pantskyle]

Yet we have more wins than yourselves



Dont expect another one this off-season.

That's fine. Gets tiring turning them down.

 

[Dingster]

I guess your sheer numbers will also assist in your circle jerk following the final home and away match, since finals will be pretty dull for you lot.

You can be our special guest. Hell, we'll even let you in the middle.

 

[iBeng]

You can be our special guest. Hell, we'll even let you in the middle.

Id never steal the middle from brahj, he'd never forgive me for it.

 

[brahj]

Id never steal the middle from brahj, he'd never forgive me for it.

Touch my Oreo's again and I'll *in' cut you.

 

[brahj]

...some watermelon to share.

 

[Matera92]

That is a cop out and you know it.

Close enough to tomorrow.




Your garbage 'team' can't even bothered turning up for a match thread, you've got one bloke who's carrying the entire team while 18 others are yet to be seen. Hell do they even know you're playing finals?

Enjoy celebrating amongst the three or four of your posters who remember to turn up on Grand Final week should you make it, we'll continue having a blast and enjoying taking the piss and having a laugh. At the end of the day I know which is the more enjoyable of the two.

 

[iBeng]

Gosh they breed Kangaroos poorly in Las Vegas.

Wouldnt last 10 seconds in the ring with a Baghdad Roo.

 

[kane249]

I see you've been recruiting your 'roos from Essendon

 

[Matera92]

Gosh they breed Kangaroos poorly in Las Vegas.

Wouldnt last 10 seconds in the ring with a Baghdad Roo.

Obviously been training down at Essendon...

Also hai Bengwatkins , I like our late night chats.

 

[Matera92]

I see you've been recruiting your 'roos from Essendon

Goddamnit beat me too it.