The "I told you so" thread

[MarcusP2]

Here's another one. Betts will kick approximately this many goals:

You have too much time on your hands. I can't remember how to do that one ugh.

 

[huludicidal]

Ok I'll make 10 predictions relating to 2015. Chances of getting all 10 correct are probably nil.

1) We'll finish between 6th and 9th.

2) Dangerfield will re-sign until the end of 2018.

3) Tex and Sloane will both re-sign until the end of 2019.

4) Sloane will be made captain for 2015 and beyond, with Dangerfield and Talia his deputies.

5) Kyle Cheney will establish himself as a permanent best 22 player by round 5.

6) Brent Reilly and Brodie Martin will play 0 senior games between them in 2015.

7) Matt Crouch will win the 2015 Rising Star award.

8) Hawthorn will go back to back to back.

9) St Kilda will be wooden spooners.

10) Carlton will part ways with Mick Malthouse.

 

[RePete]

Here's another one. Betts will kick approximately this many goals:

can u not

 

[RePete]

Ok my predictions:

Crows 2015:
-We will come out strongly doing well early in the season
-We will take the role as the 'good news story' now that everyone is over Port.
-Jenkins to kick 35+ goals
-Eddie to kick 45+ goals
-Tex to kick 50+ goals
-Cameron to kick 20+ goals in about 15games.
-Martin and Wright to lose their spots in the team and together share the sub role often
-Danger to re-sign with crows on a lucrative 4 year deal
-Danger to poll 20+ Brownlow votes, winning it if he goes 20games uninjured
-Siggins, Osbourne don't make it, delisted at end of season
-Kelly debuts, rumors spread that Collingwood want him back
-Atkins debuts. Does some really nice things but doesn't quite round off his game enough to be best-22.
-CEY plays a few senior games, same thing.
-Kerridge to be best 'new' best 22 player for 2015
-CEY delisted within the next 2 years

Other teams:
-ASADA comes down hard on Essendon players, Port lose Ryder and Wantfree's for 12-24months
-Kochies head explodes
-Port to miss top-4, again
-Collingwood to finish 13th
-Geelong to finally slide out of the 8
-Bulldogs become a fringe team
-Brisbane to start and end the season very strongly showing huge potential, with a lapse midseason
-Aish signs a contract extension with Brisbane
-North regret their new recruits from the Trade/FA period a year later
-North to get plenty of wins and play finals but still lack any genuine x-factor players

 

[billy fragos]

-Lewis johnston will kick 40 goals plus after being re drafted in the pre-season draft

-Sam Shaw will play 12+ games next year

-We will finish in 5th place

-Dangerfield will win the Brownlow medal next year

-Brad Crouch will win our best and fairest

-Matt Crouch will win the rising star award

-We will beat port by 4 points in a epic prelim

-Rucci will get publicly humiliated by phil Walsh

-The big 3 will re sign after round 12

-Reiely, Thommo and Pods will retire as our club entires a new era of success

That was fun

 

[Truck25]

this time next year people will be defending danger by saying "when you get an offer like that...you have to take it".

Nah! we'll all be saying I can't believe he turned down that much to play for us, he must really love this club!

 

[CIDA]

-Lewis johnston will kick 40 goals plus after being re drafted in the pre-season draft

-Sam Shaw will play 12+ games next year

-We will finish in 5th place

-Dangerfield will win the Brownlow medal next year

-Brad Crouch will win our best and fairest

-Matt Crouch will win the rising star award

-We will beat port by 4 points in a epic prelim

-Rucci will get publicly humiliated by phil Walsh

-The big 3 will re sign after round 12

-Reiely, Thommo and Pods will retire as our club entires a new era of success

That was fun

Do we win the GF?

 

[Elite Crow]

Reilly will look concerned
DMack will not get more than 3 Brownlow votes and fail to make the top 10 of our B&F
Walsh will head butt whoever re-signed Reilly for 2 and DMack for 4
Tex will kick 60
Danger injury free will have a ripping year and be owed a few apologies

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Walker will win the coleman
Danger will be top 5 in the brownlow
we will be 6th
Jacobs in AA

 

[OldCrowBloke]

Here's another one. Betts will kick approximately this many goals:

Well done Scorpus - must say these appeal to me!

 

[Bay62]

Walsh will head butt whoever re-signed Reilly for 2 and DMack for 4

This is the one I want to see

 

[ommot]

I'll take a punt on an event. That'll be me being much poorer due to the casino being so close to games. Was away for this year... Thankfully.

 

[ManInTheArena]

10) Carlton will part ways with Mick Malthouse.

Chances of this are zero because a), the players are s**t and b) Trigg is there and he has no balls.

 

[ManInTheArena]

Dangerfield second in Brownlow (Gary Ablett will win).

Adelaide will finish 5th at the end of minor round and go out in the preliminary.

Tex will kick 65.

 

[billy fragos]

Do we win the GF?

No but favourites for 2016

 

[6BTS]

Here's another one. Betts will kick approximately this many goals:

For all those people out there that would think to themselves "What does this sort of Math have anything to do with life once I leave High School?", now you know why. Don't you all feel silly for being so dismissive of it back in the day???

 

[PrideOf]

For all those people out there that would think to themselves "What does this sort of Math have anything to do with life once I leave High School?", now you know why. Don't you all feel silly for being so dismissive of it back in the day???

Lulza. I remember making the point to a teacher at high school that it was pointless learning about unreal numbers in maths because I wouldn't use them again in my life. His response was of course, I would ... if I became a maths teacher.

 

[Allefgib]

Lulza. I remember making the point to a teacher at high school that it was pointless learning about unreal numbers in maths because I wouldn't use them again in my life. His response was of course, I would ... if I became a maths teacher.

Or an electrical engineer....

 

[PrideOf]

Or an electrical engineer....

I wish you were my teacher ... that would have made far more sense.

 

[SugarShane]

Lulza. I remember making the point to a teacher at high school that it was pointless learning about unreal numbers in maths because I wouldn't use them again in my life. His response was of course, I would ... if I became a maths teacher.

Imaginary numbers was a brilliant time in my high school life. Being a bit of a smartarse, after I got a question wrong i challenged it with how can it be wrong if it's imaginary? The answer I came up with was right in my imagination. Didn't work though.

 

[Mike Smyth]

Ok I'll make 10 predictions relating to 2015. Chances of getting all 10 correct are probably nil.

1) We'll finish between 6th and 9th.

2) Dangerfield will re-sign until the end of 2018.

3) Tex and Sloane will both re-sign until the end of 2019.

4) Sloane will be made captain for 2015 and beyond, with Dangerfield and Talia his deputies.

5) Kyle Cheney will establish himself as a permanent best 22 player by round 5.

6) Brent Reilly and Brodie Martin will play 0 senior games between them in 2015.

7) Matt Crouch will win the 2015 Rising Star award.

8) Hawthorn will go back to back to back.

9) St Kilda will be wooden spooners.

10) Carlton will part ways with Mick Malthouse.

11) Monfries and Ryder will be banned from Port family days..

12) Brad Crouch will become one of the top 50 players in the competition even after missing 10 games through suspension.

 

[DJ75]

Chances of this are zero because a), the players are s**t and b) Trigg is there and he has no balls.

Trigg to come out in round 15 and declare that Malthouse will coach Carlton as far as the eye can see?

 

[dogs105]

Here's another one. Betts will kick approximately this many goals:

124 between Walker and Betts should have us on track. I reckon Jenkins will come up with the 6th Catalan number divided by the first odd prime.

 

[cm_perfect]

Website hits will be up and we won't be told.

 

[dogs105]

Website hits will be up and we won't be told.

Can I write an integral for the expected number of website hits?