“The road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless... I mean, when you think about it.”
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“The road to the Super Bowl is long and pointless... I mean, when you think about it.”
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[after getting school uniforms]
Bart: These uniforms suck.
Marge: Bart, where did you pick up words like that?
Homer: [on the phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked.
Marge: Homer.
Homer: Oh, I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are lookin' at me.
Bart, Lisa: We are not wiener kids!
Homer: Then why are you wearing those dorky uniforms? Hmm...
Bart: These uniforms suck.
Marge: Bart, where did you pick up words like that?
Homer: [on the phone] Yeah, Moe, that team sure sucked last night. They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked.
Marge: Homer.
Homer: Oh, I gotta go, my damn wiener kids are lookin' at me.
Bart, Lisa: We are not wiener kids!
Homer: Then why are you wearing those dorky uniforms? Hmm...
“I can’t go on. You two go ahead. And carry me with you.”
“Homer, he knows how to work a light switch.”
“Oh yeah, right. I don’t even know what this switch does.”
Captain Awkward
Take a walk
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And the final number is 49.
Oh, my God. I won. I won!
Recapping our day's top story: The winner of today's state lottery is me, Kent Brockman!
Can we get a shot of me?
There you go. In other news, uh a tragic mix-up today in Cleveland. Many people killed. Uh good-bye!
Oh, my God. I won. I won!
Recapping our day's top story: The winner of today's state lottery is me, Kent Brockman!
Can we get a shot of me?
There you go. In other news, uh a tragic mix-up today in Cleveland. Many people killed. Uh good-bye!
Fat Tony: How do you know you don't like bribes if you've never taken one? Here.
Rex Banner: Hey...this is nice! ... No! No bribes!
Fat Tony: Okay. You win. From now on, we'll stick to smuggling heroin.
Rex Banner: See that you do!
Lol we all read this as arnie.
Captain Awkward
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Homer: I can't believe it. I'm being mocked by my own children on my birthday.
Bart: It's your birthday?
Homer: Yes. Remember, it's the same day as the dog's.
Lisa: Santa's Little Helper, it's your birthday? Oh, we gotta get you a present. Yes, we do. Yes, we do.
Bart: We love you, boy.
Marge: Good doggy. Good doggy.
Homer: Lousy lovable dog.
Bart: It's your birthday?
Homer: Yes. Remember, it's the same day as the dog's.
Lisa: Santa's Little Helper, it's your birthday? Oh, we gotta get you a present. Yes, we do. Yes, we do.
Bart: We love you, boy.
Marge: Good doggy. Good doggy.
Homer: Lousy lovable dog.
Nelson that leaves you and Martin.
Team Discovery channel!!
Team Discovery channel!!
Captain Awkward
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Brilliant episode.
Marge: Where are you going, Bart?
Bart: Mum, you won't believe this, but something you said got through to me. And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson.
Marge: I choose to take that literally.
Bart: Death to Shelbyville!
Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son. Tute on.
Marge: Where are you going, Bart?
Bart: Mum, you won't believe this, but something you said got through to me. And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson.
Marge: I choose to take that literally.
Bart: Death to Shelbyville!
Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son. Tute on.
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Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers. Give it back, or we'll bust in there and take it.
Shelbyville Homer: Bust in here and take it? You must be stupider than you look.
Homer: Stupider like a fox!
Yes, eat all of our shirts!
Marge: Why do you have so many bowling balls?
Homer: Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long.
Homer: Ah, I'm not gonna lie to you, Marge. So long.
....and the windows are made from the old liquor bottles we collected.
Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows.
Hey! I thought I told you to stop licking my windows.
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I prefer a vehicle that doesn't hurt Mother Earth. It's a go-kart, powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction
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that look on marge's face... even though i'm not a mother, and i probably never will be, i can still relate to it.Brilliant episode.
Marge: Where are you going, Bart?
Bart: Mum, you won't believe this, but something you said got through to me. And now, I am going to teach some kids a lesson.
Marge: I choose to take that literally.
Bart: Death to Shelbyville!
Homer: Yes, Bart's a tutor now. Tute on, son. Tute on.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you steam a good ham.
Black Diamond
Sleight of Hand
What do Louie from The Simpsons and Frank Carbone from Martin Scorsese's Goodfellas have in common?
A lot, according to actor Frank Sivero who played Carbone in the 1990 film. To Sivero their likeness is so great that he has filed a $250 million lawsuit, claiming the creators of The Simpsons based Louie, the Springfield mobster, on the Goodfellas character.
Read more: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/goodfellas-actor-sues-the-simpsons-over-mobster-character-for-250-million-20141023-11aose.html#ixzz3H0aGV24w
A lot, according to actor Frank Sivero who played Carbone in the 1990 film. To Sivero their likeness is so great that he has filed a $250 million lawsuit, claiming the creators of The Simpsons based Louie, the Springfield mobster, on the Goodfellas character.
Read more: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/goodfellas-actor-sues-the-simpsons-over-mobster-character-for-250-million-20141023-11aose.html#ixzz3H0aGV24w
Homer: Er, I need another extension on my mortgage payments.
Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer,
your credit history is not good. It says here that you've been
predeclined for every major credit card. It also says that you
once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like
a vacuum cleaner.
Manager: I understand that Mr. Simpson, but according to our computer,
your credit history is not good. It says here that you've been
predeclined for every major credit card. It also says that you
once grabbed a dog by the hind legs and pushed him around like
a vacuum cleaner.
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