You know you're a wrestling fan when...

[Cleavy]

when someone asks you to take a survey, you ask if they're here to see "Dubbya See Dubbya" or the nWo

 

[EagleCanival]

you imitate HHH's water spit everytime you're in the shower

 

[Greatness23]

When you want to give your friends an RKO OUTTA NOWHERE.

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

Not going to lie I have done most of these. When someone gives you the shits in your best Vince McMahon voice yell you're fired!!!

 

[_Mike_]

When I walk in to the kitchen and yell, can you smell, what the missus.., is cookin

 

[AngryRanga]

When in regular conversation with mates who know nothing about wrestling you have to hold back from finishing their sentences with wrestling catchphrases.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

When in regular conversation with mates who know nothing about wrestling you have to hold back from finishing their sentences with wrestling catchphrases.

Like if you interview applicants for a job position.

"Why do you want to work here?"
"Well, I like what the business is-"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!"

 

[AngryRanga]

Like if you interview applicants for a job position.

"Why do you want to work here?"
"Well, I like what the business is-"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!"

I mainly have a problem when people start a sentence with finally.

THE ROCK HAS COME BACK

Always very tempting to throw in a few 'WHAT's.

 

[Wocka]

I hear Come Out And Play on the radio and think of Raven which leads me to Tommy Dreamer pile driving Beulah McGillicutty

 

[Crows_United_FC]

....When you're in the Supermarket and keep looking over your shoulder in fear that Stone Cold will jump you.

 

[Chops18]

When the you see the World Wildlife Fund your first thought is wrestling.

When you give people the what treatment.

 

[Crows_United_FC]

.....When you don't have any friends because eventually you know that they'll turn heel and stab you in the back!

 

[PoppedCorn]

when youre up the ladder cleaning the gutters and look down at the misses who has come out to see how you are going and you think.....could i make the distance??

 

[PoppedCorn]

you fly over to wrestlemania 20?

who is that, 5 or so rows back, in Richmond jumpers???

 

[EagleCanival]

you fly over to wrestlemania 20?

who is that, 5 or so rows back, in Richmond jumpers???

was that you???

if so, why were you in tiger guernseys instead of the saints'?

 

[Cleavy]

when youre up the ladder cleaning the gutters and look down at the misses who has come out to see how you are going and you think.....could i make the distance??

"how do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?"

 

[PoppedCorn]

was that you???

if so, why were you in tiger guernseys instead of the saints'?

did you see me ask the same question?
yes
so what are you asking if it was me for????

 

[SugarShane]

"how do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?"

"He may have been broken in half."

 

[ptrg]

There's an ad on tv that says/asks "are you ready?"..
All I can imagine then is the DX music piping in.. Break it down!

 

[raskolnikov]

I grew up as a wrestling fan in the 80s. Every time I hear certain songs I automatically think of particular wrestlers e.g . Eye of the Tiger, Born in the USA, Another One Bites the Dust, Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Pomp and Circumstance.

 

[PVF]

When you date food at work on the 4/10 and you think 'when did Bret Hart have time to review it?'.

 

[Valentino Dmitri]

On the way to the post office this morning, there was a fella walking up the street towards me. He was wearing shorts and a pair of knee braces.

My eyes lit up and I stared at him for a moment with a big goofy grin on my face, then turned away in case he thought I was making fun of his buggered knees.

Think I posted this before, but I nearly laughed in my bosses face once when he said something like 'I've spent nearly three decades in this business' in a meeting earlier this year.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

When you visit profight.db frequently ...

 

[eddiesmith]

When you hear a song and think it would be a great theme song for you...

 

[AngryRanga]

When you hear a song and think it would be a great theme song for you...