Official Match Thread S18 Second Elimination Final: Coney Island Warriors vs Roys FFC at Van Cortlandt Park

[Reardo]

You strike me as the Sex Panther type.

That's for special occasions, I'll be wearing it on Sunday.

 

[El Dubya]

That's for special occasions, I'll be wearing it on Sunday.

Keep those toxins away from our whore tree.

 

[Reardo]

Keep those toxins away from our whore tree.

Might clear up the syphilaids.

 

[El Dubya]

Might clear up the syphilaids.

That's our team culture you're talking about!

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

This thread just proves how good we are.

Humour combined with handing people their arses is exactly what this competition needed.

Whose got my arse? can i have it back?

 

[Frankston Rover]

Whose got my arse?

I hear Elton John says the same thing...

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I hear Elton John says the same thing...

Freddie Mercury was once allegedly asked how he contracted AIDS. He said something to the effect of: How do I know? I dont have eyes in the back of my head.

 

[Frankston Rover]

Freddie Mercury was once allegedly asked how he contracted AIDS. He said something to the effect of: How do I know? I dont have eyes in the back of my head.

Do you know what's written on Liberace's headstone?

He was great on the piano.
But he sucked on the organ.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Do you know what's written on Liberace's headstone?

He was great on the piano.
But he sucked on the organ.

There is a cafe in Brisbane run by two lesbian ladies called Tongue and Groove.

 

[Reardo]

ROYS OFFICIAL TEAM SHEET

B - Dicky Fitzwell / Roylion / northmelbournefc
HB - royboy2 / Mobbenfuhrer / Flat Chat
C - Freakie / Mooch / 3KZ is Football
HF - Cheetah / Chezzalenko Reborn / Slax
F - TheBrownDog / Fred / FitzroyRamone
R - Reardo / fitzroybulldog / @Volta
Int - Cannon82 / brettman135

Changes - Nil

Logger

#roytodream

 

[Frankston Rover]

What a shame we won't see you guys again this season.

 

[Reardo]

What a shame we won't see you guys again this season.

Even if we lose we'll just start our EOS trip immediately, we'll be hanging around all week.

 

[royboy2]

What a shame we won't see you guys again this season.

You can still always come watch us play after we eliminate you. Everybody is welcome to watch the champs

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

What a shame we won't see you guys again this season.

Whatever happens on sunday i will forever be in your dreams.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

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Is that you standing next to a smelly turd?

 

[DemonJim]

Sorry for killing the thread Roys. I apologise if it is distracting you from finals. But it takes 2 to tango.
#smashemroys

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Sorry for killing the thread Roys. I apologise if it is distracting you from finals. But it takes 2 to tango.
#smashemroys

2 people doing the tango can be amazing to watch, it only takes one of them to step on the others toes to ruin the whole thing.

 

[DemonJim]

Luckily I'm trained by Patrick swayze! I'm a master of all types of dance. Especially River and pole.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

Luckily I'm trained by Patrick swayze! I'm a master of all types of dance. Especially River and pole.

Not sure, but there may be a market in combining those two. Would make it a little difficult to stuff a fiddy into the top of her stocking though.

 

[Reardo]

Is that you standing next to a smelly turd?

My paint skillz are mad as brah!!

 

[Frankston Rover]

Luckily I'm trained by Patrick swayze! I'm a master of all types of dance. Especially River and pole.

He died years ago. I fear you're sleeping with an imposter.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Luckily I'm trained by Patrick swayze! I'm a master of all types of dance. Especially River and pole.

Too soon.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Freddie Mercury was once allegedly asked how he contracted AIDS. He said something to the effect of: How do I know? I dont have eyes in the back of my head.

There is a cafe in Brisbane run by two lesbian ladies called Tongue and Groove.

2 people doing the tango can be amazing to watch, it only takes one of them to step on the others toes to ruin the whole thing.

On fire today Flashy

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

On fire today Flashy

You don't have any spare cream at all? Reardo 's tree came precontaminated.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

He died years ago. I fear you're sleeping with an imposter.

I fear he is not.