Certified Legendary Thread Awkward Flirting Stories

[Shell]

Disappointed the tag didnt come up pink.

 

[Simple Jack]

The perfection and satisfaction of a sweetly timed cover drive along the carpet for 4 is not something that can be equalled by anything in football.

 

[Gough]

The perfection and satisfaction of a sweetly timed cover drive along the carpet for 4 is not something that can be equalled by anything in football.

Chicks, what do they know.

 

[Shell]

 

[Scotland]

The perfection and satisfaction of a sweetly timed cover drive along the carpet for 4 is not something that can be equalled by anything in football.

I'm a pretty ordinary cricketer if I'm honest but the sensation that comes from any stroke where you just gently play the ball and the connection is so sweet that it just rolls away to the fence is glorious.

 

[getthefooty]

The perfection and satisfaction of a sweetly timed cover drive along the carpet for 4 is not something that can be equalled by anything in football.

Agreed. Unloading with a driver down the middle is pretty satisfying too.

 

[getthefooty]

I still don't think anything comes as close to perfection than a Damien Martyn back foot cover drive, I could seriously watch vids like this all day:

 

[Gibbsy]

You're smart enough to know that was tongue-in-cheek

 

[Gibbsy]

I still don't think anything comes as close to perfection than a Damien Martyn back foot cover drive, I could seriously watch vids like this all day:

Ch 7 doing the cricket!

 

[Gough]

Agreed. Unloading with a driver down the middle is pretty satisfying too.

I have absolutely no idea how that feels.

 

[Shell]

You're smart enough to know that was tongue-in-cheek

And so was that

 

[peternorth]

Q: is there an easier way to get to a specific page in a thread of this magnitude.

Also- batteries is better.

this deserves judos. and a story.

 

[Doss]

Like a mixture of piss and cracker barrel, craigos?

Yeowza. That one will live with me for a while!

 

[Smoooothy]

I still don't think anything comes as close to perfection than a Damien Martyn back foot cover drive, I could seriously watch vids like this all day:

I just ejaculated

 

[Doss]

I still don't think anything comes as close to perfection than a Damien Martyn back foot cover drive, I could seriously watch vids like this all day:

In a more brutal way, perhaps, a perfectly executed Brian Lara cover drive was also perfection to the cricket lover's eye.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Disappointed the tag didnt come up pink.

That's OK. Apparently everything else did come up pink. Like a slightly less successful version of Dean Jones in Cheenai.

 

[Shell]

this deserves judos. and a story.

 

[craigos]

Here ya go craigos

QUOTE]

Thanks Shell, looks like it's back to therapy again for me.

Seeing as people seemed to find my misfortune in my younger years humorous I might have to share another story that involved my first voyage overseas, a remote village in Africa, a band on stage and young Craigos talking his way into the band to impress a lass.

 

[Shell]

Thanks Shell, looks like it's back to therapy again for me.

Seeing as people seemed to find my misfortune in my younger years humorous I might have to share another story that involved my first voyage overseas, a remote village in Africa, a band on stage and young Craigos talking his way into the band to impress a lass.

Thanks Big M. Looking forward to it.

 

[Mogwai]

This is a flirting story, but not awkward enough, more straight up sad.

It's September and I decided to at least try and do something at school before it's too late. As people go, this girl was alright she wasn't the prettiest or nicest by any stretch, but good enough. So one day we struck up a chat and looked like things were going somewhere fast.

However, much like Jack Trengove's navicular it deteriorated quickly and there was some prior history behind it since I had known her for a good four years now and probably could've if one of the other Awkward Flirting Stories didn't happen. One day the switch was flicked (again) and she decided not to talk to me anymore. Zero eye contact when I walked past, occasional awkward waves unreciprocated. Slightly confused as to what I had done, this proto-affection gradually became a strong loathing. So she tried talking to me last week, but I had none of it kept being distracted.

That week however, a list came out on muck-up day, a classic name-and-shame list. My name was completely absent from the list, but on the second page was hers. I did not know about it until a couple hours later when she tried talking to me. What was written on there basically rendered a reaction of: "Jesus Christ. I missed out."

"it's not third wheeling unless you join in, right? (girl) and (another girl) can't do it by themselves... unless it's a triangle of course"

I think that entry on the list is why I think she completely stopped talking to anyone afterward. I still think I would've gone somewhere if I had talked to her last week as well just due to that entry. But I didn't. Just as well.

 

[getthefooty]

I don't get it, what's on the list?

 

[Mogwai]

I don't get it, what's on the list?

Oh * I actually forgot to put it in there

 

[boncer34]

I still don't get it

 

[Mogwai]

I still don't get it

Ahh forget it

 

[j0rdy1]

I'm still confused about what is going on in the story? I assume the list was some kind of **** shaming list?