Post 3 bold predictions for the 2015 season

[IggypopsTshirt]

1. Carlton will be bottom 3.
2. Richmond will be 9th.
3. Not a single player will miss games due to an ASADA investigation.

 

[mattymac]

1. Freo to fall off a cliff and Lyon to leave in frustration and take over at North
2. Chad Wingard to be found alive and well after going missing in 2014
3. The three nuff nuff Brisbane supporters ITT predicting Tex to leave the AFC will be confirmed clueless

 

[ESKIE]

Brisbane to play finals
Carlton to play finals
James Hird life ban

 

[Adzam]

1) bulldogs make finals
2) malt house sacked
3) forward to win the brownlow
4) jack watts wins brownlow but ineligible due to suspension

 

[Janus]

1. Adelaide will be in the top four and Port Adelaide out of the eight at the halfway point of the season thanks to their respective draws and injuries. This will reverse by the time the season is over...starting with the second Showdown. Crows miss finals by losing to Essendon in the last round. Fans turn on Walsh, who is autocratic in his approach to coaching.

2. Tom Hawkins will leave Geelong for a 'Godfather' Tom Boyd like contract at the end of the season, and Patrick Dangerfield will come in his place - meaning Geelong gets no compensation.

3. Hawthorn lose the 2015 GF against Port Adelaide in the same way that they won the 2008 GF - through the performance of the other side. Youthful exuberance and endeavour triumphs over experience and wiliness.

 

[Kram]

Collingwood to finish bottom 4
John Worsfold to return as a senior coach
Bruce McAvaney to come out of the closet

 

[CrowsB4hoes]

Bulldogs to win the spoon

Hawthorn to not make top 4

Coleman medallist to score less than 60 goals

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

AFL Tasmania will finally be disbanded and replaced by people vaguely competent. [Sorry, wrong thread. Bold predictions, not completely stupid ones.]

1 Elton John will be approached, and refuse, to perform at the AFL grand final.

2 Melbourne will beat two teams who finish in the top eight. They will still finish in the bottom three.

3 One of North Melbourne, Western Bulldogs or St Kilda will forfiet a Sunday twilight home game because it is simply too expensive to host them. [Stupid, but not as stupid as the first one]

 

[mike123]

1. Freo to fall off a cliff and Lyons to leave in frustration and take over at North
2. Chad Wingard to be found alive and well after going missing in 2014
3. The three nuff nuff Brisbane supporters ITT predicting Tex to leave the AFC will be confirmed clueless

Got a upset when you found out your team isn't playing finals so didn't watch the end of the season.

 

[billy fragos]

1- after being redrafted by Mlebourne, lewis johnston will kick 83-3 and win the coleman medal, adelaide board members will then swarm at @billyfragos (me) saying I was right.

2- the last Pick in the draft will win the brownlow, yes that includes rookie elevations.

3- The record loss margin will be broken, in round 1 then Brocken again in round 2 and again in round 3 so on and so on (yes I 'm talking about essendon)

 

[ausbacker]

1. Nathan Buckley will kiss a photo of himself.
2. Heritier Lumumba, for the first time in his life, will defensively man a player for 5 seconds.... then write a book about the experience.
3. Tom Boyd's sophomore season averages will be worse than Jack Watts' sophomore season averages (7.7K 4.9H 12.6D 4.7M 0.7G).

 

[mike123]

1. Nathan Buckley will kiss a photo of himself.
2. Heritier Lumumba, for the first time in his life, will defensively man a player for 5 seconds.... then write a book about the experience.
3. Tom Boyd's sophomore season averages will be worse than Jack Watts' sophomore season averages (7.7K 4.9H 12.6D 4.7M 0.7G).

O'Brien in 2010-11 could man up on an opponent.

 

[ausbacker]

O'Brien in 2010-11 could man up on an opponent.

Standing next to someone isn't manning up an opponent.

 

[mike123]

Standing next to someone isn't manning up an opponent.

O"Brein could shut down his oponent in the 2010-11 period, then Buckley came along.

 

[Silvagnis]

Bombers become the latest team to miss out on pick one after finishing last.
Frawley is dropped for Spangher or played forward like Schoenmakers due to his poor kicking.
Tom Mitchell asks for a trade.
Ross Lyon and Chris Scott do a Parkin and Walls and swap jobs after the Dockers and Cats exit the finals without a win.
Brisbane's elite midfield fails to deliver wins like Fevola.
Pies sack Buckley for Bomber Thompson.

 

[Lyyynnnchy]

Bulldogs will finish top 6.

Gold Coast will win the flag.

James Hird will quit.

1. North Melbourne will make the Grand Final
2. GWS will finish higher than Essendon and Collingwood
3. Crows wont have the most memberships in South Australia.

1. GWS make the 8
2. Tex walks out on Crows
3. Buckley "resigns", Sanderson new Collingwood coach

01. Both Cotchin and Danger will leave their clubs
02. No Essendon player will miss a game through the ASADA nonsense
03. Hardwick and Simpson will both be sacked before year's end

I thought the thread was for bold predictions, not absurd predictions that have no chance of happening?

 

[ausbacker]

O"Brein could shut down his oponent in the 2010-11 period, then Buckley came along.

We'll agree to disagree.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

1. GWS Top 10
2. Tom Boyd won't kick over 20 goals
3. Port top 2

 

[Exe Gesis]

1. Carlton will go undefeated thru till June at the least.
2. An unprecedented four players will tie for the Brownlow Medal.
3. All eight playoff teams will consist of South Australian teams, but the Grand Final will be an all-Victorian affair.

 

[Carlo]

1- Essendon will finish top 4
2- Collingwood and Carlton will finish in the bottom 6
3- GWS will finish above Gold coast.

 

[Hinkler]

1)Jonathon Patton does his knee again and then retires.
2) Melbourne win wooden spoon.
3) Giants will finish higher than Gold coast.

 

[1061]

Collingwood and Carlton will be top 6
Essendon bottom 4
Dayne Beams for various reasons will be a failure in Brisbane.

 

[Furn2]

James Hird will make the hardest decision of his life and decide to stay on as Essendon coach.

Brisbane will make the top 4

Dangerfield will sign with Melbourne as a free agent on a $9million 7 year deal.

 

[*PAF]

Crows to win the premiership, Walker the Coleman and Danger the Brownlow.

Yeah I know, I should stop listening to 5aa.

 

[QPower]

1. Age will catch up with the Hawks
2. Matt Stevic will make a number of confounding decisions in a prelim against a non Vic side
3. GC will make too 4.