Official Match Thread 2nd Semi Final - Fighting Furies v Coney Island Warriors @ Punt Rd Oval

[fumbler]

You're going to ******* destroy flaps

No biggie, flaps is always s**t faced and horny......... he'll surely ride you hard all game.

 

[Sydney Bloods]

I know you're going to lose but

 

[Shadow Man]

No biggie, flaps is always s**t faced and horny......... he'll surely ride you hard all game.

Yep, flaps about to take his one hundred and first scalp.

 

[tigland]

No biggie, flaps is always s**t faced and horny......... he'll surely ride you hard all game.

just wait till flaps clamps down late in the game.

 

[This Is Anfield]

I am fine with hostility, I was more getting at that it was weird to see a 'warrior' be hostile.. You're all such a great bunch of pussy cats....

I'd reply to you with a haiku, poem, rhyme or whatever other crap there is, but I think This Is Anfield is probably the best candidate for that.

The Warriors are so boring,
With their stupid tree whoring,
Sorry Frankston Rover,
But your season is now over,
For the Furies, we are roaring.

 

[Frankston Rover]

The Warriors are so boring,
With their stupid tree whoring,
Sorry Frankston Rover,
But your season is now over,
For the Furies, we are roaring.

You're not even in the hunt,
Though I'm sure you'll all give it a punt,
And when we bend you over a chair,
No one will care,
Cos everyone thinks you're a...

 

[This Is Anfield]

You're not even in the hunt,
Though I'm sure you'll all give it a punt,
And when we bend you over a chair,
No one will care,
Cos everyone thinks you're a...

A runt! I'm over 6ft I'll have you know.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

just wait till flaps clamps down late in the game.

That's when you'll know for sure that I'm coming, and nothing is going to stop me.

 

[tigland]

You're not even in the hunt,
Though I'm sure you'll all give it a punt,
And when we bend you over a chair,
No one will care,
Cos everyone thinks you're a...

stuntman?

 

[tigland]

That's when you'll know for sure that I'm coming, and nothing is going to stop me.

flaps has a secret defensive weapon.

 

[fumbler]

flaps has a secret defensive weapon.

I'll tell you who's full of crabs invinciBlues and his merry band of scrotums.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

We shouldn't go there, flaps crab infestation has become so developed that scientists now believe they have gained sentience, and have a full blown civilization happy down there.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

I'll tell you who's full of crabs invinciBlues and his merry band of scrotums.

Strong username to sexual prowess ratio

 

[This Is Anfield]

We shouldn't go there, flaps crab infestation has become so developed that scientists now believe they have gained sentience, and have a full blown civilization happy down there.

I have proof!

 

[fumbler]

Strong username to sexual prowess ratio

He's on the rise.

 

[Lord_Flashheart]

flaps has a secret defensive weapon.

Sand? I heard most of the Furies had this problem.

 

[Smoooothy]

Sand? I heard most of the Furies had this problem.

in the vajayjay??

 

[BigJoeD_]

in the vajayjay??

#comeouttoplay

 

[Smoooothy]

#comeouttoplay

#poetanddidntknowit

 

[El Dubya]

How's the long weekend looking Furbies? I can't imagine how epic your Mad Monday will be when you extend it to Melbourne Cup Day.

 

[tigland]

How's the long weekend looking Furbies? I can't imagine how epic your Mad Monday will be when you extend it to Melbourne Cup Day.

I think that was mentioned on page 2.

 

[El Dubya]

I think that was mentioned on page 2.

I apologise. I'll go back to check your itinerary.

 

[tigland]

I apologise. I'll go back to check your itinerary.

Cheers, and bring back a couple of beers.

 

[fumbler]

Cheers, and bring back a couple of beers.

That bloke will surely bring back some wine.

 

[El Dubya]

That bloke will surely bring back some wine.

Wrong. Much more of a beer or scotch person.