Mega Thread The Random Thoughts Thread Part 1

[Powercart]

http://www.d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y.com/

I think a few peeps need to check this webiste out

 

[Magpiespower]

Funniest thing I've seen turd-wise was when a mate of mine took a dump in Elizabeth Grove and his dog promptly ate it

In my days at Salisbury High someone wrote sh1t in sh1t in one of the cubicles

When I was a boy - back in the early 80s at Elizabeth Grove Primary - a crap bandit was smearing crap all over the walls in the boys toilets.

So my teacher and the school deputy headmaster went all black ops. Once they narrowed down their suspicions, they went full bore. The deputy headmaster staked out the boys toilets.

And caught the crap bandit in the act.

Then he belted the absolute living crap out of him with my bike pump. "Who owns this pump," the deputy headmaster barked. I took a vow of silence and never saw my bike pump again.

Turned out the crap bandit was a mate of mine. Fair to say the kid had issues at home. He later did time in Yatala for murder...

 

[Doctor Feel]

> 2013+1
> Running on the treadmill at the gym
> Feel like im going to chuck
> s**t s**t s**t, it's coming, it's big, what do I do? There are hotties next to me * * *!
> Powerchuck into my gym towel.
> Hotties had headphones in.
> look around, no one saw me.
> Today was a good day.

 

[Grave Danger]

When I was a boy - back in the early 80s at Elizabeth Grove Primary - a crap bandit was smearing crap all over the walls in the boys toilets.

So my teacher and the school deputy headmaster went all black ops. Once they narrowed down their suspicions, they went full bore. The deputy headmaster staked out the boys toilets.

And caught the crap bandit in the act.

Then he belted the absolute living crap out of him with my bike pump. "Who owns this pump," the deputy headmaster barked. I took a vow of silence and never saw my bike pump again.

Turned out the crap bandit was a mate of mine. Fair to say the kid had issues at home. He later did time in Yatala for murder...

Too bad if the Deputy Headmaster ended up in Yatala...

 

[Dalphonso]

cleaners don't get paid enough to have to put up with that. Sorry Dalphonso but you should have done the honourable thing and offered to clean up your boy's attempt at humour.

I offered to clean it up when I picked him up but she said leave it to the Koreans because that is what they get paid for.

 

[El_Scorcho]

> 2013+1
> Running on the treadmill at the gym
> Feel like im going to chuck
> s**t s**t s**t, it's coming, it's big, what do I do? There are hotties next to me **** **** ****!
> Powerchuck into my gym towel.
> Hotties had headphones in.
> look around, no one saw me.
> Today was a good day.

This is exactly why it's important to take a big gym towel. You just never know.

 

[Doctor Feel]

This is exactly why it's important to take a big gym towel. You just never know.

Exactly this. It's like "Oh, I'm sweating, I need to wipe my face." *stealth chuck*

 

[tribey]

Cyndi Lauper is 61 thanks a lot wikipedia

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?

 

[tribey]

This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?

Unplug your modem and plug it back in

 

[Doctor Feel]

This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?

What the * did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the * out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that s**t to me over the Internet? Think again, *er. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s**t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s**t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

 

[tribey]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that s**t to me over the Internet? Think again, goose. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s**t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s**t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

this was the result of getting busted stealth breeding right

 

[Steve Dore]

....... I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. .....

 

[Doctor Feel]

http://thatsthejoke.net/

 

[Steve Dore]

http://thatsthejoke.net/

No kidding

 

[Grave Danger]

This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?

Tell him to meet you outside 105 West Lakes Boulevard.

 

[FromTheHartland]

Sitting in my final uni lecture... I can taste the frothies already!

Good work fella, I enjoyed that feeling in June. Fingers crossed you can find work quickly!

 

[FromTheHartland]

What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that s**t to me over the Internet? Think again, goose. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little s**t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will s**t fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.

You forgot to call him a f**got

 

[chiwigi]

This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?

It's ok, he'll kill your neighbour and the taxi driver by accident instead.

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Doctor Feel]

 

[Eddie Dingle]

This guy on the internet said he is coming to hunt me down and kill me. Usually, this wouldn't phase me, but, this man graduated top of his class in the Navy SEALS and has over 300 confirmed kills. What should I do to defend myself?

Poo everywhere and get Germans to come and film themselves having sex in it.

Snipers/Seals etc like that thing from Predator cannot see through mud or poo.

 

[Jones2ByrneJones]

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You like squatting, hey?

 

[Grave Danger]

 

[StuMan]

That sums me up pretty well.