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Jade said:
Did you get even remotely close to knocking him off his bike whilst speeding?
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Not even close. I gave him an extra wide berth (due to the fact I could as that's how empty the road was) and was probably doing about 40 as I passed him. It was once I was past him that I opened her up. He wasn't irate or anything I think he's just one of those types that thinks he's doing the world a service by letting me know all about it.
 
Beerfish said:
Not even close. I gave him an extra wide berth (due to the fact I could as that's how empty the road was) and was probably doing about 40 as I passed him. It was once I was past him that I opened her up. He wasn't irate or anything I think he's just one of those types that thinks he's doing the world a service by letting me know all about it.
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Yeah........ I would have gone the tyre iron.
 

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Doss said:
Suuuuure you would. ;)
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True story...

Normally I'm the cyclist.

Several months ago I had some smartarse in one of those bogan, overweight pieces of crap (Holden/Ford) toss a can of soft drink at me out of the passenger window on the way past me.

Silly bastard didn't realise he had a set of traffic lights about 500m up the road.

Caught him at the stop, lifted the pedal and scratched the s**t out of the passenger side of the car before dutifully removing his passenger mirror with a swift kick on the way through.

Moral of the story - don't be a ****ing campaigner.
 
Doss said:
I tend to think people like that have too much time on their hands, or an authority complex.

Or both.
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Sounds exactly like a mod ;)
 
Drummer_19 said:
Seems more like bad preparation on the drinkers behalf.
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If I stick to 375ml stubbies (hello Coopers) there's no problem. It's when you go somewhere else and are forced to drink Teds/Stellas/Heinis that I usually find all the available stubby holders seem to be all like mine and that sucker just rolls around in there.
 
Beerfish said:
If I stick to 375ml stubbies (hello Coopers) there's no problem. It's when you go somewhere else and are forced to drink Teds/Stellas/Heinis that I usually find all the available stubby holders seem to be all like mine and that sucker just rolls around in there.
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My current problem :/.
 

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Beerfish said:
If I stick to 375ml stubbies (hello Coopers) there's no problem. It's when you go somewhere else and are forced to drink Teds/Stellas/Heinis that I usually find all the available stubby holders seem to be all like mine and that sucker just rolls around in there.
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Or the bottom has been pulled out of the stubbie holder meaning you need a firm grip otherwise no beer
 
Kong said:
Kicked fingers whilst playing footy?

Underrated.
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I tended to hate the times I smothered a footy with my face. It happened twice in about 25 years of playing footy. Both times it just happened to be pissing down with rain and the ball was nicely waterlogged. Those 2 smothers with my face would've been in the top 5 of the hardest knocks to the head I ever received playing footy.
 
Keep reminding my husband that the Bookies have enough money they don't need ours too
 
Grey nostril hairs.
 
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