You know you're a wrestling fan when...

[Hate]

When someone turns you around to get your attention and you instantly want to RKO their ass
or my other favorite is when you're setting up chairs and want to whack someone in the face with one, but if it's banned in the WWE it's probably not a good idea to do it in real life either.

 

[Cleavy]

when you see "The Shield" listed in your EPG and you mistakenly think that Rollins, Reigns and Ambrose got back together.

 

[eddiesmith]

When someone turns you around to get your attention and you instantly want to RKO their ass
or my other favorite is when you're setting up chairs and want to whack someone in the face with one, but if it's banned in the WWE it's probably not a good idea to do it in real life either.

lol I cannot look at a black folding chair without thinking about hitting someone with it

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Whenever someone says, "I hear/have voices in my head", I immediately say "Do they counsel you? Do they understand? Do they talk to you?"

 

[Maxwell110]

When someone shakes your hand you want to kick them in the guts and give them a stunner!

 

[biggiemediums]

When your wife yells at you and says "No, and that's the bottom line."

And your reply is; "because Stone Cold said so!"

 

[Mitho]

When you get pissed that your 9 month old doesn't sell.

 

[NSWCROW]

when your joke falls flat , everyone " no-sold " it

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

You think Randy Orton was really a Belmont during his Legend Killer phase. 'Burn in my light ...'

 

[Red Bull]

The Saturday after the recent passing of Ox Baker , you turn up to your local cricket team wearing a black armband ... and your team mates know why ...

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

When you add the clock time for UTC on your mobile device so that you know when Wiki pages were edited in your time.

 

[eddiesmith]

You jumped up and down and went absolutely crazy when Sting came out!