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bkozican

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Must type quickly.

I've been silenced - the powers that be are threatening a BF ban....I'm getting too close.

If I'm taken out, others must rise.

Please we are cl
 

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Moo,

The safehouse has been prepared.

Inside the house is a computer with an ADSL connection as well as 120000 copies of my soon-to-be-released #KONY2012 3rd anniversary commemorative DVDs. If the DVDs sell half as well as I expect, I will shortly purchase a small Pacific Island from whence Kony may be tracked, apprehended and brought to justice.

Regards.
 

bkozican

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Attn Moo,

You do know there is a $5 Million reward for this ?
 
Attn Moo,

You do know there is a $5 Million reward for this ?

I didn't know that ....TBH I'm doing it because Chief offered a platinum BF membership if he is found.

Edit - still not found
 
They're expecting 50 odd k at the Adelaide Oval tonight, it's not inconceivable that Kony may be one of the, I'll keep my eyes peeled.

Gough?

If Kony has you ....don't struggle, and I'm not going to lie to you - he probably is going to penetrate you...remember don't tense up.
 

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OK wikied it ...it is.
Haha *liked*


Yeah... it was the rainforest and guns that tricked me too!



Here is another possible sighting!
I think Kony might be the one playing the trombone!
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It's hard for me to tell though, because I'm not racist and I don't see colours.
Also, I don't see genders...

Also ... I don't know what a trombone is ...
 
The above post is perhaps linked to this following secret Kony File....

Transcript Found

Transcript Start

Agent Nicholas: I know you there Kony

Kony: Bring it

Agent Nicholas: I'm going to kick your arse

Kony: I own no donkey

Agent Nicholas: I mean kick your behind

Kony: We have Australian Network over here - you can't kick....ha ha ha the donkey was just a joke

Agent Nicholas: So you do own a donkey?

Kony: No

Agent Nicholas: Do you want one? I can send you one.

Kony: Great my address is - 45 Jun......hang on is this a trick to get my address

Agent Nicholas: :-( You're good

Kony: All Ugandan

Transcript End
 
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