Review So It's Come to This: An Adam Simpson Clip Show

[Truckosaurus]

How ASADA gathered its evidence until Tania got suspicious

 

[BITW]

Rodney Eade (to Gold Coast): "I'm afraid I must insist. You see, Eddie McGuire, he has been most vocal on the subject of the coaching money. 'Where's the money?' 'When are you going to get the money?' 'Why aren't you getting the money now?' and so on. So, please, da money."

 

[matt_bas]

Hahaha Best Thread Ever!

 

[Truckosaurus]

Reporter: What kind of show have you got for us today, Ross?
Lyon: Well the team's going to defend for three hours or so, then we'll close with the ethnic comedy of Pavlich and Mzungu.
Reporter: Sensational!

 

[Matera92]

This thread is amazing. Pissing myself laughing right now.

Now I have to contribute...

 

[Truckosaurus]

Disappointed I didn't find this gif earlier because I think it sums up a lot of our games this year.

Ooo, floorpie

 

[Carbine Chaos]

Posters on here after we overlook Cockatoo for Ahern, take McGovern at 32 and choose Clem Smith over a slider like Keitel.

 

[lmach]

Simpson: Hey everybody, let's hear it for Lamb!
(Simpson walks off. The other players surround Lamb)
Lamb: Give me an L?
Nelson: I won't give you an L, but I'll tear you a new A.
Duggan: If I wasn't your friend, I'd tell you you sucked.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Half time at the Carlton game:

Eagles Doctor: Your playing days are over, my friend. But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications? Oh dear Lord!
Mackenzie: Is true! Is phoney degree! Mackenzie learn nothing! Nothing!

 

[matt_bas]

Half time at the Carlton game:

Eagles Doctor: Your playing days are over, my friend. But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications? Oh dear Lord!
Mackenzie: Is true! Is phoney degree! Mackenzie learn nothing! Nothing!

Umm too early maybe?

 

[Truckosaurus]

Umm too early maybe?

Oh he'll be fine*, an ACL is not the career ender it used to be.



*our season on the other hand...

 

[PAdman]

Umm too early maybe?

You're not going to sook about it are you?

 

[Ochre]

It's just a little ACL, it's still good, it's still good.

 

[West Coast 06]

You're not going to sook about it are you?

I know I am.

 

[matt_bas]

You're not going to sook about it are you?

It was a joke ffs

 

[Truckosaurus]

Me when Ellis did his hamstring:

 

[Truckosaurus]

"It's just a little ACL, we've still got Brown, we've still got Brown!"

"It's just another ACL, we're still got Schofield, we've still got Schofield"
"He's crap, Dad."
"I know..."

 

[mick06]

"It's just a little ACL, we've still got Brown, we've still got Brown!"

"It's just another ACL, we're still got Schofield, we've still got Schofield"
"He's crap, Dad."
"I know..."

Take that back u S.o.b

 

[Ochre]

"It's just a little ACL, we've still got Brown, we've still got Brown!"

"It's just another ACL, we're still got Schofield, we've still got Schofield"
"He's crap, Dad."
"I know..."

It's just a little ACL, it's still good, it's still good.

 

[Truckosaurus]

Great minds, Ochre, great minds.

 

[Stereophonic]

im going to buck the trend and go on record that Schofield is superior to Brown. What has Brown done since 07? apart from leave the ground in the first quarter in about 20 games (not including the ACL - no one is denying that)

 

[Truckosaurus]

The coaches prepare their players for the derby:

Simpson: You know, when I was a boy I really wanted to win a game of football, but my team wasn't very good. So I held my breath until I passed out and banged my head on the ground. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.
Masten: Coach, what's the point of this story?
Simpson: I like stories.

Lyon: Men, there's a little boy crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because... I crippled him myself to inspire you.

 

[DickDunn]

It's been said before but this really is the greatest thread ever.

 

[Ochre]

Lyon: Men, there's a little boy crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because... I crippled him myself to inspire you.

Colin Sylvia: I hope they win, or Ross Lyon said he's coming back.

 

[bombard]

This from Eagles medico HQ: