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Was watching Heston's show last night with a mate. Heston was doing some s**t with venison. My mate, she mentions she'd like to use venison for a Chirstmas meal. I said to her it'd be expensive. She asked "really?" I replied "Yeah, of course. Venison is dear."

She didn't get it.

Did she look at you like a deer in the headlights?
 
Did she look at you like a deer in the headlights?
Well, it was more of a 'you've just said the same thing twice pretty much, Quadgeddoncross' look. She did see my half-smirk look and probably knew there was a joke in there somewhere but she couldn't be bothered. So I let out a 'C'MON!!' that Hewitt would be proud of and explained it to her in simple terms.
 
The day I watch a cooking show with a girl who I call mate is the day I castrate myself.

Or divorce my wife of 30 years.
I opted for 'mate' over 'toke buddy with benefits' because I figured it would detract from the intention of my post.
 

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You posted that 847 pages ago?
This is a lie.

Can confirm. Went through all your posts in this thread that had youtube videos attached* so I could get the exact page number. Most of the videos were ironically posted Ween videos, posting Radiohead because a poster didn't like them, and a bunch of songs with rain in the title.

*It's not that creepy. I just searched '[media]' in the search bar, posted by member Portia, 'in this thread only'.
 

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"Its not that creepy, I just stood in the rain for ten hours staring at her bedroom window, its simple really, anyone can do it."
 
"Its not that creepy, I just stood in the rain for ten hours staring at her bedroom window, its simple really, anyone can do it."

"I was playing Peter Gabriel for a while but, suffice it to say, rain and boomboxes don't mix"
 
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"Its not that creepy, I just stood in the rain for ten hours staring at her bedroom window, its simple really, anyone can do it."
The lady walking ahead of me sped up so I did too.
She began running so I ran too.
She screamed so I screamed as well.

I never even saw what we were running from.
 
My attractive female neighbour is completely paranoid.

She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is.....purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.
 

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You really should credit some of those jokes.
 

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You don't seem to have much shame.

Eddie Dingle has taught you well.
 
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