Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Lockhart Road]

He is an official Adelaide Football Corporation Ambassador and his current wife is their joint number 1 ticket holder with little Ley Ley. The Corporation's propaganda, sorry marketing, department will be telling him exactly what to say.

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He's in pretty good company with that lot.

For god sake this sort of shyte is simply juvenile.

The AFC is suffering such a lack of identity that it's currently advertising for a 'Brand & Marketing Manager' whereas we are seeking just a 'Marketing Manager' as we already have a Brand (est. 1870).

Who the hell cares about these freaking 'ambassadors'? It's all a load of pathetic unqualified unadulterated empty space.
'Ambassadors' of what exactly ?!

(signed) PAFC Ambassador for Hong Kong, Macau, South China and North Korea

 

[Janus]

So people shouldn't be saying she is hot then..

I never said she was hot. I said you'd possibly like to throw a leg over.

1s and 0s...1s and 0s.

 

[tribey]

The AFC is suffering such a lack of identity that it's currently advertising for a 'Brand & Marketing Manager' ...

Georgia Aish - the brainiac behind the #crowified campaign - was given the Rum'n'Sars.

 

[Harlott]

He is an official Adelaide Football Corporation Ambassador and his current wife is their joint number 1 ticket holder with little Ley Ley. The Corporation's propaganda, sorry marketing, department will be telling him exactly what to say.

Christopher Pyne MP has joined as an Ambassador. An avid Crows fan, Christopher Pyne MP is the Federal Minister for Education and also Sturt.

Media personalities Mark Aiston, David Penberthy and Chris Kenny have also been welcomed into the Crows’ fold. Aiston and Penberthy can be heard on the FIVEaa Breakfast Show. Aiston is a veteran television and radio news presenter, while Penberthy has a background as a reporter and editor for News Limited.

He's in pretty good company with that lot.

Very big highlight miss.......

 

[Portia]

I'm pretty sure they would rather die. (And they will.)

Win-Win either way

 

[Portia]

Politicians have a separate hotness scale to the general population.

If they are remotely attractive you have to say they are hot.

It's the constitution.

It's Mabo.

It's... the vibe.

Its a footy board full of beta males

 

[manureid]

Its a footy board full of beta males

Oi...Alpha!

 

[JimmyBeerCans]

Politicians have a separate hotness scale to the general population.

If they are remotely attractive you have to say they are hot.

It's the constitution.

It's Mabo.

It's... the vibe.

 

[VineValerian]

Well Pinbutty obviously reads BigFooty and he is very upset.

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Well Pinbutty obviously reads BigFooty and he is very upset.

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This article

and

 

[VineValerian]

Well Pinbutty obviously reads BigFooty and he is very upset.

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and also....

 

[mic59]

Its a footy board full of beta males

I prefer to refer to myself as a VHS male.

 

[Pt Augusta Power]

Part of the position description for the crows Brand and Marketing Manager:



Successful applicant must have keenly observed the Port Adelaide FC and must be willing to apply Port Adelaide principles, values and philosophies to the crows brand

Ideally, successful applicant shall have worked for the PAFC.

 

[Forzaport]

Successful applicant must have keenly observed the Port Adelaide FC and must be willing to apply Port Adelaide principles, values and philosophies to the crows brand

Ideally, successful applicant shall have worked for the PAFC.

Looks like a copy and paste from the senior coach position description.

 

[*PAF]

Looks like a copy and paste from the senior coach position description.

BRyan come on down.
He could apply for both jobs.

 

[bcswift]

Maybe someone's had a quiet word...

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In the true tabloid tradition, he's always been a populist. For these types, it's not about facts leading to the story and angle, it's about trying to predict the best angle that will inflame reader's emotions, and then creating a story and angle to fit it. Bashing Port with the first headline wasn't working so now it's SA versus those nasty Victorians trying to take over. Nice way to take us back into the stone age Penberthy when your readers were born. Every time I read this garbage my admiration of Koch and the board, who have national experience, rises. I can only hope they stay strong in these negotiations rather than enter the twisted, insular SA mind-set where this all makes sense.

 

[Magpiespower]

I can only hope they stay strong in these negotiations rather than enter the twisted, insular SA mind-set where this all makes sense.

Because of a pissant town...

 

[raman]

Its a footy board full of beta males

Generous.

 

[Doctor Feel]

So this is currently on the Adelaide Now page, when you click on the link, it leads to the "Will SANFL become a vassal" article.

Someone at adelaide now is trolling or their amateur organisation doesn't realize you need to change the title of an article on more than one webpage.

 

[ozph1870]

Saw Christopher Pyne at Marion the other day. Called him a campaigner (rhymes with hunt). He smiled and said thank you.

 

[Steve Dore]

Have you seen the new solar powered carpark lighting that the SNAFL had installed at West Lakes for patrons of the Checkside (formerly Crows) Tavern last year? They spent this money knowing that AFL football was moving to Adelaide Oval and that the land at West Lakes was going to be sold off. When you have a guaranteed revenue stream and no financial accountability like the SNAFL why wouldn't you put in new lighting that will be demolished in a few years.

From Rucci's article in today's paper;

.... BUSINESS losses by football’s return to Adelaide Oval. ....... Revenue from the Tavern bar at Football Park also has collapsed. ...

Makes the decision to install new lighting in the Tavern carpark look even more inspired.

 

[Mufc1975]

From Rucci's article in today's paper;



Makes the decision to install new lighting in the Tavern carpark look even more inspired.

But it's all Port Adelaide's fault isn't it?

 

[PowerForGood]

From Rucci's article in today's paper;



Makes the decision to install new lighting in the Tavern carpark look even more inspired.

Cant blame a landlord for wanting to spend a bit of cash to look after a profitable tenant who is paying a lot of rent.... oh wait.

 

[proman_x]

Its a footy board full of beta males

Nah its a Port board, its full of better males

 

[powermacs]

From Rucci's article in today's paper;



Makes the decision to install new lighting in the Tavern carpark look even more inspired.

Like the dozens of big screen TV's that were installed for the last year at FP in the members area.

 

[raptalia]

Heard 2 minutes of Rowe tonight.

Rowe on the Phillip Hughes funeral telecast, ' It was kinda like the Melbourne Cup except the Melbourne Cup is a joyful occasion.'

That was enough tuned into ABC Classic FM.