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The Toad said:
Home and away, I can't be bothered moving so I'm watching this bloody tripe.
No wonder a man drinks!!!!
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It's gotta be right up there with the worst stuff ever put on TV.
 

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It's like a light for a moth.

The light doesn't do anything and it's extremely boring to stare at but the moth isn't using brain function and can't get away
 
MEB_ you'll love this one

Get a call at 3 pm yesterday asking me to come in for the overnight shift starting at 10:30 pm last night as the regular guy called sick. Even though it's my birthday today, I'm such a company-oriented guy that I say yes. Anyway, get there at 10:30, and sure enough, who walks in the door at 10:35 but the regular overnight guy saying, "I never called sick." Turns out it was the overnight chef who called sick, and so there was no replacement for him, but was a little late for me. I offered to be chef for the night with a menu of chips and untoasted sandwiches, but no takers.
 
SE_Blue said:
MEB_ you'll love this one

Get a call at 3 pm yesterday asking me to come in for the overnight shift starting at 10:30 pm last night as the regular guy called sick. Even though it's my birthday today, I'm such a company-oriented guy that I say yes. Anyway, get there at 10:30, and sure enough, who walks in the door at 10:35 but the regular overnight guy saying, "I never called sick." Turns out it was the overnight chef who called sick, and so there was no replacement for him, but was a little late for me. I offered to be chef for the night with a menu of chips and untoasted sandwiches, but no takers.
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Idiots! Did they send you home? Don't forget you're entitled to a minimum of two hours pay.
 
MEB_ said:
Idiots! Did they send you home? Don't forget you're entitled to a minimum of two hours pay.
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Went home at 1:30. Worked out well for me to be honest haha, because I was meant to do the overnight they took me off evening shift tonight, so at least I don't have to work tonight :)
 
But I think a certain front office manager will be in a bit of strife today.....
 

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MEB_ said:
Any cures out there for non stop puking? Help meeee
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Phenergon (spelling) is something Mrs happydude takes to stop nausea and it's very effective in preventing vomiting
 
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