Autopsy Players at your club with receding hairlines and more than average amounts of body hair
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My bad. Last year was the federal inquiry with Richo and his public chicken eating fetish.
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Pantskyle
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This thread is bullshit. Sure, these guys may be balding but they've barely got a chest hair between them!
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Diesel would've owned the Ram Tab in the '90s...
No wonder they refer to this time of year as the silly season. 
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Fish, chips, cup o' tea, Mary @#? Poppins. London!
More interesting than watching a bunch of footy fans put their team too high on the ladder...
hey. come on, i aint the phd in phrenology, evo has the double first in phrenology and eugenics, and sat his thesis under @lyndon larouche for chrissakes.
hey, since when was larouche a member?
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David Ellard is my nomination from Carlton
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The big sex monster Ben Griffiths has got the hairline covered, now he just needs some back hair:
How funny is the position of his other 'hand'?
Can't think of many. The problem these days is nobody seems to own their baldness. Nigel Smart had it right. These days it's all the modern version of the combover (grow it longish and scruffy and kind of push it forward, like Griffiths), or they get those horrid hair hats like Hale and Guerra had.
Own it you pansies. A man in good shape with a solid chrome dome is an attractive sight, no homo.
Own it you pansies. A man in good shape with a solid chrome dome is an attractive sight, no homo.
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Ellard is further proof that it's more important to play and look like a God...David Ellard is my nomination from Carlton
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What about an extension of the concept, a RAM TAB 22 under 22 for young players with potential in the RAM TAB stakes?
For us, Grundy and Witts would be there or thereabouts, and young Tim Broomhead has settled in nicely one out, three back. Future's looking bright.
For us, Grundy and Witts would be there or thereabouts, and young Tim Broomhead has settled in nicely one out, three back. Future's looking bright.
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Well not since Chapman left
Ellard is further proof that its more important toand look like a God...
He obviously keeps it tidy now but Juddy is naturally hairy. I recall Cox giving him s**t on radio (or something) about a door mat on his chest.
Was that really necessary ??
You start up a crap thread to try and bignote yourself and create some wishy-washy term in the hope that it sticks and when you get a well-deserved bollocking, you sook up like a princess.
Paalllleeeeease, take it to the Bay where you will be 'King of the Kids'.
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helter skelter
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That will teach him for running too fast
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chicks dig bald guys with obscene amounts of body hair
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not an issue to be joked about IMO
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Has this board become more gullible in the last few months? Of course he's not seriously that angry. Neither is the thread meant to incite any meaningful discussion.
It's a laugh and a good one at that. Lighten up
