Official Team Thread Baghdad Bandits S18 Team Thread

[beez]

...and what's that smell?

 

[iBeng]

...and what's that smell?

The cleaners have been notified.

 

[Shermy]

The cleaners have been notified.

You didnt tell Consuela what it was though did you?

 

[iBeng]

You didnt tell Consuela what it was though did you?

She needs some spice in her life.

 

[Shermy]

She needs some spice in her life.

Why's she always asking for lemon pledge then?

 

[iBeng]

Why's she always asking for lemon pledge then?

Because she believes in reinforcing stereotypes.

 

[Shermy]

You seem to talk to her a lot, when I visit she says you're never home

 

[Gee Dub]

I really think this rivals Igloo's effort.

Show it to me. I'd love to see.

 

[ClarkeM]

It's time to break necks and cash cheques Ladies and Gentlemen,

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[Shermy]

This Rumble of Royals event scares me as I dont know what its about. I shall give it a miss.

 

[Gee Dub]

Come back please TPM...

 

[iBeng]

Come back please TPM...

Both ThePuppetMaster AND Jimmy1992

 

[Gee Dub]

Both ThePuppetMaster AND Jimmy1992

Yes yes yes and yes. Would have tagged them but for some reason my laptop has decided to have a hissy fit. First when I typed I would get random letters, eg. j would come up as hfdd. Now it works but not the top 2 rows. Go figure

 

[iBeng]

Yes yes yes and yes. Would have tagged them but for some reason my laptop has decided to have a hissy fit. First when I typed I would get random letters, eg. j would come up as hfdd. Now it works but not the top 2 rows. Go figure

Jimmy hasnt been seen since 27th of September...Not sure whats happening there.

Puppetmaster was seen 4minutes ago in this very thread preparing his returning speech.

 

[Gee Dub]

I miss him so much.

 

[ClarkeM]

If we don't win the flag then I'm taking a s**t somewhere in beez's house

Where was it?

 

[cammo6556]

...and what's that smell?

Why is my arrival always prefaced by this question?

Anyhoo, I'm keen to prop myself up against the bar of an SFA teams clubrooms... maybe even turn out in an ill-fitting uniform occasionally.

 

[iBeng]

Why is my arrival always prefaced by this question?

Anyhoo, I'm keen to prop myself up against the bar of an SFA teams clubrooms... maybe even turn out in an ill-fitting uniform occasionally.

None of our uniforms have ever truly fit...My gut hangs out of mine proudly yet still doesnt inhibit my ability to put this weird oval ball through those stick things.

What Im trying to say is, welcome aboard! Pre-season training starts...

...

Eh, it'll start sometime.

 

[Aussie Assault]

I'm in guys. Who do I need to talk to about my promised signing bonus?

 

[cammo6556]

None of our uniforms have ever truly fit...My gut hangs out of mine proudly yet still doesnt inhibit my ability to put this weird oval ball through those stick things.

What Im trying to say is, welcome aboard! Pre-season training starts...

...

Eh, it'll start sometime.

I embrace your approach to training and exposed navels. Ill fit in well here

 

[ClarkeM]

Nice work Bandits!

 

[iBeng]

I'm in guys. Who do I need to talk to about my promised signing bonus?

First things first, you and Shermy need to wrestle over avatars...

Or did Sherms change his?

 

[iBeng]

Nice work Bandits!

Cheques in the mail. Whatever the hell a cheque is...

 

[Aussie Assault]

First things first, you and Shermy need to wrestle over avatars...

Or did Sherms change his?

Done. Hirdy needed a rest anyway.

 

[iBeng]

Done. Hirdy needed a rest anyway.

Ah, now you'll make Shermy think hes the boss of the rookies!

Trick is to tickle him.