Official Club Stuff 2015 Membership - target 60 000+ REACHED

[LFC2010]

We did that as well. Hope they don't give those 1 gamers priority ticket access again if we get a home final. That was a disgrace last season.

Yeah, that was a joke. Hopefully 2014 seasons members get rewarded 1st in 2015 (if we make finals of course) Can't take nothing for granted.

 

[Willsy10]

excuse my ignorance but what is the joke about Jarman Impey and membership pens?

 

[simba_]

there is no joke when it comes to Jarman Impey and membership pens

 

[John the Butcher]

Got 1/5 membership packs via AusPost courier this morning.
Sadly it was a junior pack so no pen, but a footy, sticker sheet, cool compactable backpack, drink bottle and of course lanyard and card.
This was 'in transit' on the 17th, however there must be a delay as 3/4 were also dispatched on the 17th. One on the 20th.
They're addressed to the individual.

 

[Coobk001]

excuse my ignorance but what is the joke about Jarman Impey and membership pens?

I missed the origins of it as well, but ah well just roll with it.

 

[Tibbs]

I missed the origins of it as well, but ah well just roll with it.

It all stems back to the early membership drive last year where some of the players handled the phones. Some members got calls from Impey encouraging them to renew ... So began the urban myth that Jarmen Impey is heading the membership team! He is solely responsible for the massive increase in membership. In fact, Port's entire turn around in fortunes is directly linked to Jarmen Impey and his magical powers!!

There is talk that this is just the beginning! World peace is next on his agenda!

 

[rellim]

Fridge magnet fixtures this time around? Hope so, up there with the pen in my opinion.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

Jarman goes on holidays and membership numbers havent changed for over 3 days!!

 

[OneGreatClub]

Jarman goes on holidays and membership numbers havent changed for over 3 days!!

LOL

 

[mic59]

Got home from the market expecting to have to update this membership thread and nothing has happened? Oh well, might as well wrap some more pressies. You never realise the size of your family until you have to get them Christmas presents.

 

[AdsGoNads]

Have the PAFC website management staff gone on Christmas Holidays?

Was looking forward to seeing the membership update today

 

[floodbuster]

Have the PAFC website management staff gone on Christmas Holidays?

Was looking forward to seeing the membership update today

Actually I'd like them to have a couple of weeks off so when they come back we see a massive spike, mine automatically renews this week and I think so do a lot of others.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

I have been informed:
Jarman doesn’t go on holidays …....
the 2015 Pen has been stepped up.

 

[Webs11]

It all stems back to the early membership drive last year where some of the players handled the phones. Some members got calls from Impey encouraging them to renew ... So began the urban myth that Jarmen Impey is heading the membership team! He is solely responsible for the massive increase in membership. In fact, Port's entire turn around in fortunes is directly linked to Jarmen Impey and his magical powers!!

There is talk that this is just the beginning! World peace is next on his agenda!

Didn't someone on here also have a complaint about their AO membership, Impey just happened to call him/her not knowing and dealt with it really well?

 

[Hooligan87]

I only just got the email today saying my membership pack is on it's way. My dogs pet membership better come at the same time or he will be of the most disappoint.

So who is going to be the first to post a picture of the almighty pen?

 

[Andre]

Argh. Eldest son's membership pack arrived, but no one else's. Kid's sized backpack, football, stickers and water bottle. 4 memberships on a family platinum membership and only one arrives. Am jealous.

 

[AdsGoNads]

Argh. Eldest son's membership pack arrived, but no one else's. Kid's sized backpack, football, stickers and water bottle. 4 memberships on a family platinum membership and only one arrives. Am jealous.

Did he get a pen?

 

[Andre]

Did he get a pen?

No pen. Must be pens for those who've passed being Power pirates. Disappointed no sword for those less mighty.

 

[Hooligan87]

Can you just imagine the collective orgasm this board is going to have once the pen is released?

Shits going to be epic.

 

[tribey]

Can you just imagine the collective orgasm this board is going to have once the pen is released?

Shits going to be epic.

Imagine if we got double-deked and received one of those vibrating 10-pens where every colour is teal.

 

[StuMan]

Imagine if we got double-deked and received one of those vibrating 10-pens where every colour is teal.

 

[Hooligan87]

Imagine if we got double-deked and received one of those vibrating 10-pens where every colour is teal.

In that case, I will have the collective board orgasm all to myself.

 

[raman]

21/11 - 1396
24/11 - 2583 (+1187)
25/11 - 3459 (+876)
27/11 - 5119 (+1660)
28/11 - 5777 (+658)
2/12 - 7024 (+1247)
3/12 - 7626 (+602)
4/12 - 8148 (+522)
5/12 - 8665 (+517)
8/12 - 9531 (+866)
9/12 - 10023 (+492)
10/12 - 10521 (+498)
11/12 - 11106 (+585)
12/12 - 11883 (+777)
15/12 - 12870 (+987)
16/12 - 13915 (+1045)
17/12 - 14715 (+800)
18/12 - 40120 (+25405)
19/12 - 42625 (+2525)
23/12 - 43866 (+1241)

 

[mic59]

This is just getting absurd. At the moment it's looking like the membership, excluding the auto-renewal will have increased by about 13000 by the end of December. This would take it to about 45000. That would mean conservative increases of just 5000 in each of the next three months would take us over 60000.

 

[The_Wookie]

FYI: According to the last available MCC survey (2010) we were 4th for support amongst the MCC membership.

Melbourne (18.9%)
Essendon (12.5%)
Collingwood (11.2%)
Carlton (10.2%)