NFL 2014 NFL - Week 17

[balmainforever]

MONDAY, DECEMBER 29 @ 5:00 AM
Buffalo at New England
Carolina at Atlanta
Chicago at Minnesota
Cleveland at Baltimore
Dallas at Washington
Indianapolis at Tennessee
Jacksonville at Houston
New Orleans at Tampa Bay
New York Jets at Miami
Philadelphia at NY Giants
San Diego at Kansas City LIVE

MONDAY, DECEMBER 29 @ 8:25 AM
Arizona at San Francisco LIVE
Detroit at Green Bay
Oakland at Denver
St. Louis at Seattle

MONDAY, DECEMBER 29 @ 12:30 PM
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh LIVE

AUSTRALIAN T.V. GAMES
LIVE ON ESPN AT 5.00 AM ON 22/12: ESPN Redzone (for all day games)

LIVE ON 7MATE AT 5.00 AM ON 22/12 : San Diego at Kansas City

LIVE ON 7MATE AT 8.25 AM ON 22/12 : Arizona at San Francisco (*TBC)

LIVE ON ESPN AND 7MATE AT 12.30 PM ON 22/12 : Cincinnati at Pittsburgh

NB: VIC, NSW, TAS times
less 30 mins SA
less 1 hour QLD
less 1.5 hours NT
less 3 hours WA

 

[balmainforever]

Playoff Scenarios:

A look at the postseason picture through Week 16 (pending the Cincinnati Bengals-Denver Broncos game on "Monday Night Football").

AFC

CLINCHED
Denver: AFC West
New England: AFC East, first-round bye
Indianapolis: AFC South
Pittsburgh: playoff spot

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

New England clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs with:

(1) DEN loss (either against CIN in Week 16 or OAK in Week 17)

DENVER BRONCOS (at Cincinnati in Week 16, vs. Oakland Raiders in Week 17)

Denver clinches a first-round bye with:

(1) DEN win (either against CIN in Week 16 or OAK in Week 17)
(2) DEN tie + IND loss or tie

CINCINNATI BENGALS (vs. Denver in Week 16, at Pittsburgh Steelers in Week 17)

Cincinnati clinches a playoff spot with:

(1) CIN win (either against DEN in Week 16 or PIT in Week 17)
(2) SD loss + BAL loss

PITTSBURGH STEELERS (vs. Cincinnati)

Pittsburgh clinches AFC North with:

(1) Win

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (at Kansas City)

San Diego clinches a playoff spot with:

(1) Win

BALTIMORE RAVENS (vs. Cleveland)

Baltimore clinches a playoff spot with:

(1) Win + SD loss

HOUSTON TEXANS (vs. Jacksonville)

Houston clinches a playoff spot with:

(1) Win + SD loss + BAL loss

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (vs. San Diego)

Kansas City clinches a playoff spot with:

(1) Win + BAL loss + HOU loss



NFC

CLINCHED
Arizona: playoff spot
Dallas: NFC East
Detroit: playoff spot
Green Bay: playoff spot
Seattle: playoff spot

DETROIT LIONS (at Green Bay)

Detroit clinches NFC North with:

(1) Win or tie

GREEN BAY PACKERS (vs. Detroit)

Green Bay clinches NFC North with:

(1) Win

CAROLINA PANTHERS (at Atlanta)

Carolina clinches NFC South with:

(1) Win or Tie

ATLANTA FALCONS (vs. Carolina)

Atlanta clinches NFC South with:

(1) Win

ARIZONA CARDINALS (at San Francisco)

Arizona clinches NFC West with:

(1) Win + SEA loss against STL

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (vs. St. Louis)

Seattle clinches NFC West with:

(1) Win OR

(2) ARI loss at SF

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

damn you

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

I literally lose concentration for 2 seconds and the chance is gone

 

[Exe Gesis]

gg

 

[Exe Gesis]

mwahahaha

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

147

Buffalo at New England
Carolina at Atlanta
Chicago at Minnesota
Cleveland at Baltimore
Dallas at Washington
Detroit at Green Bay
Indianapolis at Tennessee
Jacksonville at Houston
New Orleans at Tampa Bay
New York Jets at Miami
Philadelphia at NY Giants
San Diego at Kansas City
Arizona at San Francisco
Oakland at Denver - not 100% sure why this isn't primetime??? GG?
St. Louis at Seattle
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

GG how the * do you like your own posts you hack?

 

[Exe Gesis]

View attachment 99357

GG how the **** do you like your own posts you hack?

Because I am a Sith Lord.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Because I am a Sith Lord.

yes

 

[royals1922]

All eyes on Dwayne Bowe. He has the record now for most yards by a receiver in a season without a TD. From recollection Smith as QB hasnt been lighting up for his wide receivers so if Dwayne and Alex stay true to form, gridirons version of an escher drawing will have been completed.

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

We sent Kyle Orton out on a mission, of the most secret and covert. He had to pose as a Chiefs, Cowboys and Bills player for three years so that he could give the Bills a chance at beating the unholy Bill Belichick for us. In Orton's name we pray...












P.S. Them photoshop skills, and yes, I know the Star Wars reference is the wrong way around...

 

[Exe Gesis]

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

Yes, he will be good

 

[Blacky]

I swear KC have already been eliminated

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

they're certainly s**t enough to be eliminated

 

[Exe Gesis]

Since week 11, Latavius Murray leads all RBs in the NFL in YPC with almost 7 yards per carry.

 

[Exe Gesis]

Khalil Mack leads the entire NFL with stuffs/TFL's (over 12)

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

How convenient that they're both Raiders players...

 

[Exe Gesis]

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The Patriots, Broncos, Colts and Cowboys have all clinched their divisions. The Steelers, Seahawks, Cardinals, Lions and Packers have all clinched playoff berths. That’s what we know now.

What we don’t know is who the other three playoff teams will be. And we don’t know any team’s playoff seed. Here are the NFL’s official playoff scenarios for the remaining 17 games of this season:

AFC

CLINCHED:
New England – AFC East and a first-round bye
Denver – AFC West
Indianapolis – AFC South
Pittsburgh – playoff berth

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS (vs. Buffalo)

IF DENVER DEFEATS CINCINNATI

New England clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs with:

1) NE win OR

2) NE tie + DEN loss or tie OR

3) DEN loss

IF CINCINNATI DEFEATS DENVER

New England clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs

DENVER BRONCOS (at Cincinnati; vs. Oakland)

IF DENVER DEFEATS CINCINNATI

Denver clinches a first-round bye

Denver clinches home-field advantage throughout AFC playoffs with:

1) DEN win + NE loss or tie OR

2) DEN tie + NE loss

IF CINCINNATI DEFEATS DENVER

Denver clinches a first-round bye with:

1) DEN win or tie OR

2) CIN loss OR

3) CIN tie + IND win

CINCINNATI BENGALS (vs. Denver; at Pittsburgh)

IF DENVER DEFEATS CINCINNATI

Cincinnati clinches AFC North with:

1) CIN win

Cincinnati clinches a playoff spot with:

1) CIN tie OR

2) BAL loss or tie OR

3) SD loss

IF CINCINNATI DEFEATS DENVER

Cincinnati clinches a playoff spot

Cincinnati clinches AFC North with:

1) CIN win or tie

Cincinnati clinches a first-round bye with:

1) CIN win + DEN loss or tie OR

2) CIN tie + DEN loss + IND loss or tie

PITTSBURGH STEELERS (vs. Cincinnati)

IF DENVER DEFEATS CINCINNATI

Pittsburgh clinches AFC North with:

1) PIT win or tie

IF CINCINNATI DEFEATS DENVER

Pittsburgh clinches AFC North with:

1) PIT win

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (at Kansas City)

IF DENVER DEFEATS CINCINNATI

San Diego clinches a playoff spot with:

1) SD win OR

2) SD tie + CIN loss OR

3) SD tie + BAL loss or tie

IF CINCINNATI DEFEATS DENVER

San Diego clinches a playoff spot with:

1) SD win OR

2) SD tie + BAL loss or tie

BALTIMORE RAVENS (vs. Cleveland)

IF DENVER DEFEATS CINCINNATI

Baltimore clinches a playoff spot with:

1) BAL win + CIN loss OR

2) BAL win + SD loss or tie OR

3) BAL tie + SD loss

IF CINCINNATI DEFEATS DENVER

Baltimore clinches a playoff spot with:

1) BAL win + SD loss or tie OR

2) BAL tie + SD loss

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS (vs. San Diego)

Kansas City clinches a playoff spot with:

1) KC win + BAL loss + HOU loss or tie

HOUSTON TEXANS (vs. Jacksonville)

Houston clinches a playoff spot with:

1) HOU win + BAL loss + SD loss

NFC

CLINCHED:
Arizona Cardinals – playoff berth
Seattle Seahawks – playoff berth
Detroit Lions – playoff berth
Green Bay Packers – playoff berth
Dallas Cowboys – NFC East

DALLAS COWBOYS (at Washington)

Dallas clinches home-field advantage throughout NFC playoffs with:

1) DAL win + ARI loss or tie + DET/GB tie

Dallas clinches a first-round bye with:

1) DAL win + SEA loss or tie + ARI loss or tie OR

2) DAL win + DET/GB tie OR

3) DAL tie + SEA loss + ARI loss OR

4) DAL tie + SEA tie + ARI loss or tie + DET/GB does not end in a tie

DETROIT LIONS (at Green Bay)

Detroit clinches NFC North with:

1) DET win or tie

Detroit clinches home-field advantage throughout NFC playoffs with:

1) DET win + SEA loss or tie + ARI loss or tie OR

2) DET tie + SEA loss + ARI loss + DAL loss or tie

Detroit clinches a first-round bye with:

1) DET win OR

2) DET tie + DAL loss or tie OR

3) DET tie + SEA loss + ARI loss

GREEN BAY PACKERS (vs. Detroit)

Green Bay clinches NFC North and a first-round bye with:

1) GB win

Green Bay clinches home-field advantage throughout NFC playoffs with:

1) GB win + SEA loss or tie

SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (vs. St. Louis)

Seattle clinches NFC West with:

1) SEA win OR

2) SEA tie + ARI loss or tie OR

3) ARI loss

Seattle clinches home-field advantage throughout NFC playoffs with:

1) SEA win + DET/GB game does not end in a tie OR

2) SEA win + DAL loss or tie OR

3) SEA tie + ARI loss or tie + DAL loss or tie + GB/DET tie

Seattle clinches a first-round bye with:

1) SEA win OR

2) SEA tie + ARI loss or tie + DAL loss OR

3) SEA tie + ARI loss or tie + GB/DET tie

ARIZONA CARDINALS (at San Francisco)

Arizona clinches NFC West with:

1) ARI win + SEA loss or tie OR

2) ARI tie + SEA loss

Arizona clinches home-field advantage throughout NFC playoffs with:

1) ARI win + SEA loss or tie + GB loss or tie OR

2) ARI tie + SEA loss + DAL loss or tie + GB/DET tie

Arizona clinches a first-round bye with:

1) ARI win + SEA loss or tie OR

2) ARI tie + SEA loss + DAL loss or tie OR

3) ARI tie + SEA loss + GB/DET tie

CAROLINA PANTHERS (at Atlanta)

Carolina clinches NFC South with:

1) CAR win or tie

ATLANTA FALCONS (vs. Carolina)

Atlanta clinches NFC South with:

1) ATL win

 

[Toadvine]

On 7mate it’s Chargers @ Chiefs and Cardinals @ 49ers

 

[Sven]

Here's the current draft order, with the teams week 17 opponent shown in brackets:

1. Tampa Bay (2-13, .483) (New Orleans)
2. Tennessee Titans (2-13, .496) (Indianapolis)
3. Jacksonville (3-12, .511) (@Houston)
4. N.Y. Jets (3-12, .554) (Philadelphia)
5. Oakland Raiders (3-12, .563) (@Denver)
6. Washington Redskins (4-11, .476) (Dallas)
7. Chicago Bears (5-10, .522) (@Minnesota)
8. Atlanta Falcons (6-9, .481) (Carolina)
9. Minnesota Vikings (6-9, .481) (Chicago)
10. New Orleans Saints (6-9, .483) (Tampa Bay)
11. New York Giants (6-9, .517) (Philadelphia)
12. St. Louis (6-9, .532) (@Seattle)
13. Cleveland Browns (7-8, .473) (at Baltimore)
14. San Francisco 49ers (7-8, .536) (Arizona)
15. Houston Texans (8-7, .454) (Jacksonville)
16. Miami Dolphins (8-7, .510) (NY Jets)
17. Buffalo Bills (8-7, .523) *Browns own this pick (@New England)
18. Kansas City Chiefs (8-7, .525) (San Diego)
19. Baltimore Ravens (9-6, .481) (Cleveland)
20. Philadelphia Eagles (9-6, .494) (@ NY Giants)

The Bears/Vikings game will see one of the teams move down - the Bears could fall from 7 to 11 and the Vikings from 9 to 13.

We know the names of the teams picking at #1 and #2 - a win by the Bucs over the Saints would only see them move down 1 spot, whereas a win for the Titans wouldn't change their draft position at all.

The winner of the Falcons/Panthers game will see one team picking in the top dozen and the other down at 21

 

[raskolnikov]

Can't see us beating either Denver or Pittsburgh, so,

Come on Chiefs and Browns!!!

 

[Dagless]

I'm sick of the 10-16 range...

Even when an elite talent drops to us, we go over them for duds like OBJ...

(Still don't love the pick on principle)

 

[aussiedude]

Packers/Lions flexed into a 4:25 time slot. Also the Lions C has been suspended for the game after stomping on someone yesterday. Same dick who chopblocked the Patriots player early in the season. Its his 6th citation from the NFL since 2010.

So after all it wasnt Schwartz the issue that made the players into undisciplined assholes.