Oh my you just went full Tropic Thunder.
Metro are sexy and therefore will be placed on the higest mantle in the Aliens pool room.
First point my brain and colon do not function without at least 3 cups of coffee. At the time of this posting, I had one. Twas not my fault. Twas the lack of caffeine
On your second point, Metro girls are sexy. Indeed there are. But why Aliens would want sexy Metro boys..... suggests to me that they are are fairly shallow aliens in judging character and class.
Damn it Fumbler, I believed in you! You could have been the Pride and Joy of Redcliffe. Instead that honour remains with the Bee Gees.