Banter Richpho Tigers vs Western Porkroll - FREE FOOD POISONING!!!

[GoTigers2015]

What do they call a 27 year female bulldogs supporter?
Grandma

 

[telsor]

How do you know when there Bulldogs fans in front of you? When the 15 year old girl tells off her daughter for smoking.

You'd have to find a bulldogs supporter to confirm that theory...Better chance of finding a Yowie.

 

[go you pups]

How do you know when there is Collingwood fans in front of you? When the 15 year old girl tells off her toothless daughter for smoking.

EFA

 

[GoTigers2015]

You'd have to find a bulldogs supporter to confirm that theory...Better chance of finding a Yowie.

As many sightings as the Loch Ness Monster

 

[telsor]

As many sightings as the Loch Ness Monster

and really who (what?) would breed with one?

 

[TJTIGER]

Times Richmond has finished 9th in the last 10 years - 2

Finals appearances in the last 10 years:
Tigers - 2
Bulldogs - 11

LOL

Ok then... Grandfinal wins since the mid fifties ????

 

[telsor]

Ok then... Grandfinal wins since the mid fifties ????

Grandfinal appearances since the mid 50s...

 

[sportshow]

its bloody decent of you blokes to even be bothered bantering with the fleabags

bloody decent

 

[telsor]

its bloody decent of you blokes to even be bothered bantering with the fleabags

bloody decent

If we don't show them a glimpse of intelligence, culture and wit occasionally, what will they have to aspire to?

 

[AJ Green]

So our past 30 odd years doesn't qualify us as 'struggling'?

Referring to finance where we have improved over the past five years. Not to mention our membership numbers.

 

[leekok]

Why do the Dogs lose so many prelims?
Because they can.

Why does a dog (supporter) lick its balls?
Cos it can.

 

[GoTigers2015]

Bulldogs produce great ambassadors for the game. Luke Darcy would have to be the most unbiased and impartial commentators in the media.
Disclaimer some sarcasm intended

 

[GreatSouthWest]

Quick metadata questionnaire, sponsored by the Australian Government.

How many of your wives, mothers, and girlfriends have worked at my favourite pub, the Royal?

 

[GoTigers2015]

Quick metadata questionnaire, sponsored by the Australian Government.

How many of your wives, mothers, and girlfriends have worked at my favourite pub, the Royal?

Even the bottle shop has topless barmaids!!! You might have seen my missus serving there.

 

[TigerTime3]

Bulldogs are still deep in the red, please show your support by writing in the red.

 

[telsor]

Quick metadata questionnaire, sponsored by the Australian Government.

How many of your wives, mothers, and girlfriends have worked at my favourite pub, the Royal?

I know I wouldn't need to explain this to other clubs supporters, but you do realise that "wives, mothers, and girlfriends" aren't usually the same person, right?

 

[ossie_21]

I know I wouldn't need to explain this to other clubs supporters, but you do realise that "wives, mothers, and girlfriends" aren't usually the same person, right?

It's Richmond though, so they are all from the same family...

 

[GoTigers2015]

I know I wouldn't need to explain this to other clubs supporters, but you do realise that "wives, mothers, and girlfriends" aren't usually the same person, right?

Unless you're from Tassie.

 

[Tiger71]

Why does a dog (supporter) lick its balls?
Cos it can.

To be fair mate, if i could lick my own balls, I would.

 

[Tiger71]

How do bulldog supporting males get circumsized ? The first step is that you have to line up there sister and kick her in the chin

 

[TJTIGER]

Haven't quite got typing down-pat yet. I'm learning every day.

I hope so with that number of posts...

 

[TJTIGER]

If I was talking about our respectively appalling recent Grand Finals records, I would have mentioned that. Not surprisingly I'd much rather discuss Richmonds appalling Finals appearances over the last 30 years instead, which makes our relative success look positively dynastic compared to yours.

TL;DR: Our record of winning **** all in recent times is considerably better than yours.

Ok I'll bite. How do you compare two piles of **** all?? Much less have one pile come out on top of the other...

 

[TJTIGER]

Anyone know if Dustin Martin will be playing for the Tiger cubs? Being first game of the season, just wondering if he will be distracted from all of the pretty white lines

Libba jr...Libba jr oh & Libba jr....That's all I've got to say about that....

 

[TJTIGER]

You RICHMOND supporters... you forget all about your suburbs roots (swampland slums that flooded every year) ... now you're all gentrified... soft as!
Whole bloody club is divided between feral and gentrified. Rednecks and Metros... Plumbers and hairdressers.

You say that like it's a bad thing....

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

To be fair mate, if i could like my own balls, I would.

Why don't you like your own balls? I'm sure they're very nice.
I f***in' love mine mate!