Official Match Thread S19 R3: Coney Island Warriors vs Gold City Royals at Van Cortlandt Park

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Let's be honest ODN, a nail gun hasn't been built to hold nails small enough for you to worry about.

You don't think a big nail can go through a small object? Boy are you in for a shock.

 

[Haduken]

My nads are nailed to the coffee table right now.

I would like to like this.. only it would seem weird.. (than usual)

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Trying to dull the pain of this thread?

Stop whining and get on with it Dr Smith.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

You don't think a big nail can go through a small object? Boy are you in for a shock.

Stop bullying me. Jugallo, help me mash the button on this bastard, he's not creating an inclusive environment.

 

[Easty]

We only come across as elitists because we are elite The Mighty Boosh - you'll see that up close and personal in a couple of hours as I palm the sherrin down to our plethora of gun midfielders.

 

[Stronzo]

Is this the real life?
Is it the fantasy league?
Caught in a thread fight
No escape from mundanity
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and scream
I'm just a forward pocket, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the thread goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Jugga, just mashed the button
Put a post up on this thread
He mashed the button now it's dead
Jugga, the thread had just begun
But now you've gone and reported it all away
Jugga, ooO0oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
but if Timtam posts something vulgar up tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happened

Too late, okeydoke has come
Sends caution down the line
Posts disappear 5 at a time
Goodbye smut and filth you've got to go
Gotta leave it in the bay, you're too uncouth
Jugga, ooO0oo
You better hope it doesn't rain
'Cause if it does you'll kick no goals at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, you're a douche will you write a dissertation?
Paragraphs and writings very unenlightening me
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR SOGaro - non magnifico

But I'm just the greatest everybody loves me
He's just a poor sap jilted by the bay's company
Spare him insults or he'll have a killing spree
Angry come angry go will you let me go
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! We will let you go let me go
Will you let the bay go?
Never let you go, let us go!
Never let the bay go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia will he ever let things go?
El Dub knows a shrink who'll work your case for free
For free
For free!

Musical interlude (Marlow face palms in time with the beat)

So you think you can matchthread sans me dropping by?
So you think TL;DR is a reasonable reply?
Oh baybes can't do this to me baybes
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

 

[Les Norton]

Firstly, The Old Dark Navy's, If you can't see how easily it is to staple gun your nads to a workbench it's because you lack imagination and creativity (a common trait at the Royals). It was probably a hot day and Handyman Les Norton was working hard wearing only his toolbelt when Naughty Nurse Norton entered the workshop with a cool glass of lemonade and a sassy smile. This kind of stuff happens all the time.

* TMB, are you stalking me. That's exactly what happened

 

[Frankston Rover]

Is this the real life?
Is it the fantasy league?
Caught in a thread fight
No escape from mundanity
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and scream
I'm just a forward pocket, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the thread goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Jugga, just mashed the button
Put a post up on this thread
He mashed the button now it's dead
Jugga, the thread had just begun
But now you've gone and reported it all away
Jugga, ooO0oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
but if Timtam posts something vulgar up tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happened

Too late, okeydoke has come
Sends caution down the line
Posts disappear 5 at a time
Goodbye smut and filth you've got to go
Gotta leave it in the bay, you're too uncouth
Jugga, ooO0oo
You better hope it doesn't rain
'Cause if it does you'll kick no goals at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, you're a douche will you write a dissertation?
Paragraphs and writings very unenlightening me
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR SOGaro - non magnifico

But I'm just the greatest everybody loves me
He's just a poor sap jilted by the bay's company
Spare him insults or he'll have a killing spree
Angry come angry go will you let me go
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! We will let you go let me go
Will you let the bay go?
Never let you go, let us go!
Never let the bay go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia will he ever let things go?
El Dub knows a shrink who'll work your case for free
For free
For free!

Musical interlude (Marlow face palms in time with the beat)

So you think you can matchthread sans me dropping by?
So you think TL;DR is a reasonable reply?
Oh baybes can't do this to me baybes
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

Yeah, the Warriors are s**t...

The Wario / canary posts are waaaaay funnier than this...

Great stuff, Stronzo.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

We only come across as elitists because we are elite The Mighty Boosh - you'll see that up close and personal in a couple of hours as I palm the sherrin down to our plethora of gun midfielders.

I'm going to give The Mighty Boosh, the Mighty Woosh.

 

[zackah]

Is this the real life?
Is it the fantasy league?
Caught in a thread fight
No escape from mundanity
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and scream
I'm just a forward pocket, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the thread goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Jugga, just mashed the button
Put a post up on this thread
He mashed the button now it's dead
Jugga, the thread had just begun
But now you've gone and reported it all away
Jugga, ooO0oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
but if Timtam posts something vulgar up tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happened

Too late, okeydoke has come
Sends caution down the line
Posts disappear 5 at a time
Goodbye smut and filth you've got to go
Gotta leave it in the bay, you're too uncouth
Jugga, ooO0oo
You better hope it doesn't rain
'Cause if it does you'll kick no goals at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, you're a douche will you write a dissertation?
Paragraphs and writings very unenlightening me
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR SOGaro - non magnifico

But I'm just the greatest everybody loves me
He's just a poor sap jilted by the bay's company
Spare him insults or he'll have a killing spree
Angry come angry go will you let me go
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! We will let you go let me go
Will you let the bay go?
Never let you go, let us go!
Never let the bay go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia will he ever let things go?
El Dub knows a shrink who'll work your case for free
For free
For free!

Musical interlude (Marlow face palms in time with the beat)

So you think you can matchthread sans me dropping by?
So you think TL;DR is a reasonable reply?
Oh baybes can't do this to me baybes
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

/Thread

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

We only come across as elitists because we are elite The Mighty Boosh - you'll see that up close and personal in a couple of hours as I palm the sherrin down to our plethora of gun midfielders.

G'day Easty, long time no see. Have you shrunk? You seem much smaller than I recall, and frail too, like a boy that hasn't reached puberty. Underdeveloped. I guess you've got a big leap or something. Perhaps you're tough in the thin wiry way.

Good luck anyway and send my regards to your mum.

 

[Raveneyes]

G'day Easty, long time no see. Have you shrunk? You seem much smaller than I recall, and frail too, like a boy that hasn't reached puberty. Underdeveloped. I guess you've got a big leap or something. Perhaps you're tough in the thin wiry way.

Good luck anyway and send my regards to your mum.

Do you have his Mum's address? You'll want to send her flowers after you destroy her thin and wiry boy.

 

[The Mighty Boosh]

/Thread

Thread has improved a lot since soggy, 3KZ and Jugallo have been away. It took the Warriors to lift the tone and drag it back up to a respectable level.

ODN, WGS have been good too. And that poster that apparently the Royals leadership group pulled aside to chastise that Jugallo came here and told us all about it - I'd be on the look out for a new club. You're not prudish enough. And they obviously don't respect you - airing dirty laundry in this thread for some cheap imaginary credibility.

 

[Haduken]

We only come across as elitists because we are elite The Mighty Boosh - you'll see that up close and personal in a couple of hours as I palm the sherrin down to our plethora of gun midfielders.

Is that a euphemism? It feels a little bit dirty tbh

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

And that poster that apparently the Royals leadership group pulled aside to chastise that Jugallo came here and told us all about it - I'd be on the look out for a new club. You're not prudish enough. And they obviously don't respect you - airing dirty laundry in this thread for some cheap imaginary credibility.

Who said he was chastised? Positive reinforcement and a heads up in the most constructive fashion is the way things are done. You guys were the ones that raised his post for comment in a cheap attempt to expose hypocrisy.

Now stop that whinging Smith and get back to banter.

 

[Haduken]

Is this the real life?
Is it the fantasy league?
Caught in a thread fight
No escape from mundanity
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and scream
I'm just a forward pocket, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the thread goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Jugga, just mashed the button
Put a post up on this thread
He mashed the button now it's dead
Jugga, the thread had just begun
But now you've gone and reported it all away
Jugga, ooO0oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
but if Timtam posts something vulgar up tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happened

Too late, okeydoke has come
Sends caution down the line
Posts disappear 5 at a time
Goodbye smut and filth you've got to go
Gotta leave it in the bay, you're too uncouth
Jugga, ooO0oo
You better hope it doesn't rain
'Cause if it does you'll kick no goals at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, you're a douche will you write a dissertation?
Paragraphs and writings very unenlightening me
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR SOGaro - non magnifico

But I'm just the greatest everybody loves me
He's just a poor sap jilted by the bay's company
Spare him insults or he'll have a killing spree
Angry come angry go will you let me go
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! We will let you go let me go
Will you let the bay go?
Never let you go, let us go!
Never let the bay go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia will he ever let things go?
El Dub knows a shrink who'll work your case for free
For free
For free!

Musical interlude (Marlow face palms in time with the beat)

So you think you can matchthread sans me dropping by?
So you think TL;DR is a reasonable reply?
Oh baybes can't do this to me baybes
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

Brilliant!

 

[Papa Juggs]

Congrats on bullying me about reporting posts. Really big of you Stronzo

Top notch attitude for a site mod

 

[Haduken]

Who said he was chastised? Positive reinforcement and a heads up in the most constructive fashion is the way things are done. You guys were the ones that raised his post for comment in a cheap attempt to expose hypocrisy.

Now stop that whinging Smith and get back to banter.

Have you ever thought Bree Olsen looks a bit like Reese Witherspoon?

Yeah me too

 

[Haduken]

Congrats on bullying me about reporting posts. Really big of you Stronzo

Top notch attitude for a site mod

And they say he broke his own record for shoving his own arm up his ass by 3 inches that day!

 

[Raveneyes]

Congrats on bullying me about reporting posts. Really big of you Stronzo

Top notch attitude for a site mod

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Have you ever thought Bree Olsen looks a bit like Reese Witherspoon?

Yeah me too

She's one of Charlie Sheen's ex-goddesses yeah?

I had to google her again to see the resemblance. Now I have to go away for a few minutes.

 

[Haduken]

She's one of Charlie Sheen's ex-goddesses yeah?

I had to google her again to see the resemblance. Now I have to go away for a few minutes.

You're welcome!

 

[Raveneyes]

Have you ever thought Bree Olsen looks a bit like Reese Witherspoon?

Yeah me too

 

[Stronzo]

Congrats on bullying me about reporting posts. Really big of you Stronzo

Top notch attitude for a site mod

That sounds familiar:

Going to bully me for using the report button?

I thrive when you all gang up on me. I'm loving every minute of it.

I say the word bully and you guys jump into action. Dance for me fools.

You have a credibility problem Juggs.

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Is this the real life?
Is it the fantasy league?
Caught in a thread fight
No escape from mundanity
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and scream
I'm just a forward pocket, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the thread goes, doesn't really matter to me, to me

Jugga, just mashed the button
Put a post up on this thread
He mashed the button now it's dead
Jugga, the thread had just begun
But now you've gone and reported it all away
Jugga, ooO0oo
Didn't mean to make you cry
but if Timtam posts something vulgar up tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing ever happened

Too late, okeydoke has come
Sends caution down the line
Posts disappear 5 at a time
Goodbye smut and filth you've got to go
Gotta leave it in the bay, you're too uncouth
Jugga, ooO0oo
You better hope it doesn't rain
'Cause if it does you'll kick no goals at all

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, you're a douche will you write a dissertation?
Paragraphs and writings very unenlightening me
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR, TL;DR,
TL;DR SOGaro - non magnifico

But I'm just the greatest everybody loves me
He's just a poor sap jilted by the bay's company
Spare him insults or he'll have a killing spree
Angry come angry go will you let me go
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! Sure! we will let you go - piss him off
Bismillah! We will let you go let me go
Will you let the bay go?
Never let you go, let us go!
Never let the bay go ooo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia will he ever let things go?
El Dub knows a shrink who'll work your case for free
For free
For free!

Musical interlude (Marlow face palms in time with the beat)

So you think you can matchthread sans me dropping by?
So you think TL;DR is a reasonable reply?
Oh baybes can't do this to me baybes
Just gotta get out just gotta get right outta here

Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters nothing really matters to me

We'll need a follow up song soon after the match is posted Stronz.

Queen - We Are The Champions