Official Match Thread S19 R04: Sin City Swamprats vs Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium

[ClarkeM]

Sin City Swamprats
vs.

Coney Island Warriors​

Team news:
Sin City Swamprats
The Swamprats currently sit inside the top 8 which has often been a challenge for them. This comes after a demolition of the Wonders as Millky95 kicked a bag of 5 out of nowhere.

Millky95 also leads the league in frees against so some temperament classes will certainly be held down at Sin City after math classes.

Full forward bffl has struggled from the square having kicked only 6 goals in the past three games with an accuracy of 60%. He needs to find his goal kicking boots soon if the team can rely on him to be the main provider of goals.


Coney Island Warriors
After a solid first season, many eyes were peered over El Dubya’s progression and he has disappointed few. Currently averaging 98 Dreamteam points (3rd in the league), El Dubya has been a tackling machine, averaging 8 tackles (3rd in the league) in the past three games which has no doubt led to an average of 25.3 disposals (3rd in the league).

Despite sitting just outside the top 8 and the fifth lowest percentage in the league, the Warriors are currently the worst scoring team having scored only 225 points in the opening three rounds.

The Warriors lost last week to the Royals despite having a 22-0 lead at the first quarter break.


Players to watch:
- El Dubya (Warriors) was on fire last week. He had 28 touches and 11 tackles however, it wasn’t enough to get the victory. Look out for him as he aims to go one step further to ensure he can bring his team home the goods.
- toxic (Swamprats) went missing in the match thread by choice and will look to have a big week to redeem his view of the league. This will no doubt be on both sides of the fence.


Match-up of the game:
bffl vs. Haduken in the Swamprats goal. Haduken has had the pressure on his shoulders for a while now and let the Royals power over the top of him. BFFL needs to step up to the plate after having a miserable start to the season. It’ll be interesting to see who wins the battle. My measure of the contest would be that if BFFL kicks 4 goals, he wins. If not, Haduken wins.


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[Millky95]

First again?

Let's keep up the momentum swampies!

 

[toxic]

1st home ground victory coming up boys!

 

[Millky95]

1st home ground victory coming up boys!

We are going to have a great game this round.

Millky95 also leads the league in frees against so some temperament classes will certainly be held down at Sin City after math classes

I sense jealously Clarkey

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

We'll win this. We're unstoppable on the road but can't nail a win at home.

Bring it Albertians.

 

[Ant Bear]

WooHoo! Fresh off a win and back Underground. Looking forward to getting out of the sun.
Look out Coneheads

 

[Frankston Rover]

I had a good feeling about last week which upon reflection may have been wind.

Hopefully this week we can bounce back and get our season going again - the fixture has certainly done us a favour.

I can't remember the last time we lost to the Swamprats.

 

[BigJoeD_]

Hello Swampies, please confirm the contact details of your full back ASAP.

I am a gentleman - if I'm going to have my way with him Sunday, I'll at least wine and dine him first

 

[invinciBlues]

 

[Retired Jimmy]

The Under Ground' you say............sounds like a pretty inhospitable place to me.
I expect I'll be right in my element

 

[Frankston Rover]

Hello Swampies, please confirm the contact details of your full back ASAP.

I am a gentleman - if I'm going to have my way with him Sunday, I'll at least wine and dine him first

That's not true. We saw what you did to the last full back and it was like watching a German porno.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Who the * are these yahoo?

Where did they come from?

 

[OrdinaryJoel]

Who the **** are these yahoo?

Where did they come from?

Alberton. They relocated to Las Vegas's sewers.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Alberton. They relocated to Las Vegas's sewers.

Oh great. The swampetts.

Gutter trash this week guys.

 

[Ant Bear]

Do you enjoy having broken sewage pipes dripping raw s**t on your skull???
WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!!!
Bwahahahahahaha

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

Do you enjoy having broken sewage pipes dripping raw s**t on your skull???
WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND!!!
Bwahahahahahaha

Unless you walk on you hand with your head 3 feet under - this doesn't make any sense.

The sewerage is under ground and your head is 6 feet in the air. You don't have any idea what you are doing.

 

[Ant Bear]

One of our teams is sitting inside the eight with a percentage of over 100%.
Warriors.....it's not you.

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

One of our teams is sitting inside the eight with a percentage of over 100%.
Warriors.....it's not you.

Wow!!!!

That really put me in my place.

 

[Stronzo]

Hi rats, I hope you're ready for the onslaught.

 

[toxic]

Hi rats, I hope you're ready for the onslaught.

Hi Stronzo, yep were ready, will just be a continuation of last weeks episode.....

We are going to flog your sorry arses all the way back to adam and eve

 

[Ant Bear]

Unless you walk on you hand with your head 3 feet under - this doesn't make any sense.

The sewerage is under ground and your head is 6 feet in the air. You don't have any idea what you are doing.

There is a reason (which has possibly escaped your feeble mind) why our stadium is called The Underground.

hint: It is under ground.

 

[Stronzo]

Hi Stronzo, yep were ready, will just be a continuation of last weeks episode.....

We are going to flog your sorry arses all the way back to adam and eve

One post, two fairy tales.

It's great to see you have an active imagination

 

[alex_is_on_fire]

There is a reason (which has possibly escaped your feeble mind) why our stadium is called The Underground.

hint: It is under ground.

Does that make you a Ninja turtle? let me guess. Numbskullpatella

 

[Frankston Rover]

There is a reason (which has possibly escaped your feeble mind) why our stadium is called The Underground.

hint: It is under ground.

Unless your stadium is underground, this makes NO sense.

Hi Stronzo, yep were ready, will just be a continuation of last weeks episode.....

We are going to flog your sorry arses all the way back to adam and eve

Well I'm not going to post some silly cliches to try and pretend we're better than you.

If I've said it once, I've said it a million times - I avoid cliches like the plague.

 

[I Dont Care]

As I have been requested to make my 10,000th count and be about goats....