Official Match Thread S19 R04: East Side Hawks vs Dragons FFC at Waverley Park

[Ljp86]

Naa. I'm killing it with these puns.
P= Penis
V= Vagina
F= Friends

Which when compressed into a full sentance leads us to this=
Penis and vagina are friends.

Was this your idea the whole time?

Danoz.

D= Dick
A= Arse
N= Naa
O= Or?
Z= Zoo.

The dick and the arse saw some animals and said, "Should we live there? Naa" Then they said, "Maybe? Or?" That was the dick and the arse's day out at the zoo.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Also good luck getting something out of Prospect Vale's Finest.

Unless it's the day they make dole payments. Then he'll have some cash.




(that suitably original enough for you, Danoz ? Unemployment rate humour?!?!)

 

[Noobz0r]

Citroin, you've been doing so well in media and then you serve up that childish bullshit in a match thread? Jesus.

 

[chefmeister]

There was another 'one'?

Well Connor MacLeod and Neo already make 2 'ones'...

Danoz.

D= Dick
A= Arse
N= Naa
O= Or?
Z= Zoo.

The dick and the arse saw some animals and said, "Should we live there? Naa" Then they said, "Maybe? Or?" That was the dick and the arse's day out at the zoo.

 

[Danoz]

Unless it's the day they make dole payments. Then he'll have some cash.




(that suitably original enough for you, Danoz ? Unemployment rate humour?!?!)

Sure. Why not. Aside from using it against the wrong team. The Dragons are already suitably cashed up, what with our jet packs and sizzler team meetings.

 

[jackenny]

Citroin, you've been doing so well in media and then you serve up that childish bullshit in a match thread? Jesus.

It's not fair. Adults always blame kids for everything.

 

[Danoz]

It's not fair. Adults always blame kids for everything.

I'll take it you're a child then.

 

[Citroin]

Citroin, you've been doing so well in media and then you serve up that childish bullshit in a match thread? Jesus.

But we're playing the Dagons.

 

[jackenny]

I'll take it you're a child then.

You should be ashamed for not recognising a Simpsons quote.

 

[Mr Eagle]

Sure. Why not. Aside from using it against the wrong team. The Dragons are already suitably cashed up, what with our jet packs and sizzler team meetings.

You make the Dragons sound like the demented writings of Enid Blyton on a shroom binge.

 

[chefmeister]

I'll take it you're a child then.

Wouldn't give him that much credit, mate.

 

[Noobz0r]

But we're playing the Dagons.

S'all good, I didn't listen to the advice of those older and more intelligent than I was when I was your age too.

 

[jackenny]

S'all good, I didn't listen to the advice of those older and more intelligent than I was when I was your age too.

By that, Noobz0r means he didn't listen to anybody.

 

[Noobz0r]

By that, Noobz0r means he didn't listen to anybody.

Yep.

And it taught me to the the most arrogantly skillful fullback I could hope to be. I won't be listening to okeydoke7 when he's whingeing to the umpires all game either.

 

[Mr Eagle]

S'all good, I didn't listen to the advice of those older and more intelligent than I was when I was your age too.

He listens to me all the time. I tell him to be annoying

 

[Noobz0r]

He listens to me all the time. I tell him to be annoying

Why would he listen to a 3rd year C Grader

 

[jackenny]

Yep.

And it taught me to the the most arrogantly skillful fullback I could hope to be. I won't be listening to okeydoke7 when he's whingeing to the umpires all game either.

He died too soon... if only Linguo survived long enough to correct your post...

 

[Mr Eagle]

Why would he listen to a 3rd year C Grader

Because the first thing I taught him was 'why Noobz0r is a terrible judge of everything ever'.

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Citroin, you've been doing so well in media and then you serve up that childish bullshit in a match thread? Jesus.

I might have to cut out the positive feedback he was given before I launch this weeks podcast. Woeful posting.

 

[Noobz0r]

He died too soon... if only Linguo survived long enough to correct your post...

I hadn't had my coffee yet.

 

[TooUglyForFugly]

Needs more robot Richard Simmons.

 

[boncer34]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ge-seriously-it-is-for-charity.1089016/page-2

 

[Gentlemen]

Needs more robot Richard Simmons.

 

[Clint Beastwood]

I'm a little late to the party, but I think its time for a win boys.

#geauxhawks
#hundredpointhawks
#hundredpinthawks (only after a win)
#hundredpercenthawks
#hashtagtovictory

 

[HawkAussie]

#geauxhawks as it usually is.