News Break in at Waverley

[Messenger]

 

[rdhopkins2]

Whatever it takes, hey Bombers?

 

[Goldhawk]

Why weren't those Drones patrolling the area.....

 

[Messenger]

Carlton list management staff looking for tips.

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Ross Lyon is getting pretty desperate.

 

[Sydney Kicker]

Frawley was probably practicing his kicking

 

[Leather Poisoning]

Whatever it takes, hey Bombers?

My first thought as well.

 

[rdhopkins2]

Could have been Carlton but they would have told us they were coming.

Perhaps St Kilda, Dogs or Melbourne (consistently no success).

 

[Satchel]

Paul Chapman trying to get the 2008 cup

 

[grizzlym]

Terry Wallace getting his tanning bed that's been stored in the basement since the mid 80s.

 

[Hawker55]

I can see Hirdy as Richard Nixon.

 

[Gralin]

I heard the AFL were trying to smuggle the 2015 premiership cup in so they could say we it and were therefore disqualified from winning any in the future

 

[Great 2008]

Hirdy trying to plant something in there would be more likely.

 

[QuietB]

Frawley was probably practicing his kicking

Too funny - gold medal for you - even if you are a benny

 

[moginie]

Hirdy trying to plant something in there would be more likely.

Yeah, Dank's not athletic enough to climb through a window.

 

[Cyrilyouchampion]

Clarko losing the plot at training?

 

[HomerJayS]

Whatever it takes, hey Bombers?

We should have put up the "No drugs kept on these premises" sign.

 

[MrFujiMoto]

Brendan Goodard trying to steal a premiership medal and get a selfie with at least 1 premiership cup. Both are his birthright apparently.

 

[MrFujiMoto]

I heard the AFL were trying to smuggle the 2015 premiership cup in so they could say we it and were therefore disqualified from winning any in the future

More like Demetriou and Gillon trying to break in and whisk our last 2 cups off to Freo and Sydney.

 

[spudmaster]

They're not exactly quick with the news... my old man was down there just after lunch (i think it was?) to purchase something for his old man's birthday from hawks nest but they explained they had been broken into.

More like Demetriou and Gillon trying to break in and whisk our last 2 cups off to Freo and Sydney.

Not enough glass was removed to allow that fat campaigner to enter the premises.

 

[Doss]

Sorry guys, my bad. I tried to be all black ops about it; I was looking for a paper shredder but, well, I go for Essendon so naturally I'm no good at that whole black ops thing.

 

[cryptor]

Frawley was probably practicing his kicking

Pretty much a full page of witty one liners. Here is the winner imo.

 

[Max Force]

Sorry guys, my bad. I tried to be all black ops about it; I was looking for a paper shredder but, well, I go for Essendon so naturally I'm no good at that whole black ops thing.

Is it possible to thread ban yourself?

 

[Doss]

Is it possible to thread ban yourself?

Sadly not. I'd do it all the time if I could.

I'm sure Mess and grizz will find some way of smashing my glass later behind closed doors, though.

 

[Sydney Kicker]

Sorry guys, my bad. I tried to be all black ops about it; I was looking for a paper shredder but, well, I go for Essendon so naturally I'm no good at that whole black ops thing.

Why bother breaking in? If you promised to put Tania Hirds notes through it I reckon a few of us would chip in to buy you one.