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Official Match Thread S19 R04: Sin City Swamprats vs Coney Island Warriors at Underground Stadium
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It's very poor form of the Swampies to be sleeping with a goat. They will go from the goats to the kids - very poor form.
*Breaking News*
Disturbing news is coming out of Sin City this evening alleging a high profile Swamprats player has been embroiled in a sexual assault scandal that has the potential to bring down the club. MannumPower couldn't be reached for comment but new recruit bffl was overheard leaving training stating that the billie was asking for it and I_Dont_Care shouldn't have lubed her up if she didn't expect any action.
This paper has obtained a photo of the alleged victim and is awaiting official comment from the club.
Victim? That's Shaggy Dee. The pimp. Putting a pic of him on the interwebz...you in all kinds of s**t now zackah
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more gum than teeth, so biters is probably not a suitable description
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Ant Bear
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I WISH that someone would make a public announcement when something goes out of fashion
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Swamprats clearly have more fun
Sooner or later physics will claim one of us...I like those odds of which one it will claim
s**t. Who is this then?
Oh, that's just Sybil Sweetmeat. She always says the closer to your bone, the sweeter the meat. Want to see her prove her theory?
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One may say this thread is Greatest Of All Time.
Not me though.
Hands up if you're a little over the goat rooting constant discussion. We're in Sin City. The girls are dirtier than the classy Coney Island trollops, but maybe we should focus onSin City's finest and get our minds off goats.
Not me though.
Hands up if you're a little over the goat rooting constant discussion. We're in Sin City. The girls are dirtier than the classy Coney Island trollops, but maybe we should focus onSin City's finest and get our minds off goats.
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whatever floats your boat!
we won't judge
we won't judge
Hmmm...we try to accommodate different tastes, however as there isn't much call for your umm... particular needs, it may be a bit difficult for you to find what you are looking for
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Y u no like our goats?
Maybe..maybe it is the other way round?
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ah......its a coping mechanism
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I prefer to float goats, not boats.
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Don't be surprised Les, these port boys are sister *ers and only go the goat when mum is busy with their uncle.
Back to footy - I just leaped a small building with a single bound at training this morning and am in the best shape I've ever been in. I might play in my socks tomorrow to be gentler on toxics head.
Back to footy - I just leaped a small building with a single bound at training this morning and am in the best shape I've ever been in. I might play in my socks tomorrow to be gentler on toxics head.
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It is amazing what you can achieve with belief
but lose the agro or the pounds before you start stomping.
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Can't find your boots again hey? Maybe check under your sisters bed
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Pfft. Even I can leap over a Monopoly house.
I struggle a little with their hotels,but.
Yes, because green means go and red means stop
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I might smuggle a few hotels on to the ground tomorrow. Thanks for the insight - I'm noting all of your weaknesses.
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YES!!
Now we won't need to leave the ground to get drunk.
Now we won't need to leave the ground to get drunk.
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