Opinion Five Worst AFL Player Tattoos

I'm getting old.

I was sitting with a mate checking out the "kids" coming for breakfast displaying their tatts. One chick had a blow fly on her thigh which was bigger than two hands. Is having the worst tatt now a challenge?

I just don't get it! I think I will go back to the safety of listening greatest hits of the 80s.
 

blackcat

Irving's godfather and handle
Dec 29, 2003
28,361
14,116
Beverly Hills 90210 Antifa bracket
AFL Club
Richmond
I'm getting old.

I was sitting with a mate checking out the "kids" coming for breakfast displaying their tatts. One chick had a blow fly on her thigh which was bigger than two hands. Is having the worst tatt now a challenge?

I just don't get it! I think I will go back to the safety of listening greatest hits of the 80s.
its to scare off guys who think they are well hung. its quite an ingenious device
 
Sep 27, 2004
60,484
15,667
Dr Geoffrey Edelsten's jacuzzi
AFL Club
Carlton
Disappointing...



The Hartletts will save my bacon...

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Do they charge extra for more than one colour?
 

bearslover1996

Debutant
Jun 22, 2014
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Brisbane Lions
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Lewis "Squizzy" Taylor. Can't decide whether I like it or not.

Worst are Kennedy's "Est. 1987", Memberys colourful sleeve on one arm and black sleeve on the other, all the ones with their own last names and Walters'.
 

AlcoaCat

Club Legend
Jul 23, 2014
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Melbourne
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Geelong
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West Perth Cardinals
When did this tatt malarkey start? I'm pretty sure Pulp Fiction kicked off tongue studs, but I was away from Aus from the mid 90s and missed the start of this trend. I think it looks bloody awful on everybody without exception, but somehow it got cool. Who's responsible?


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Feb 4, 2001
41,026
23,820
East Burwood
AFL Club
Essendon
Other Teams
Arsenal
When did this tatt malarkey start? I'm pretty sure Pulp Fiction kicked off tongue studs, but I was away from Aus from the mid 90s and missed the start of this trend. I think it looks bloody awful on everybody without exception, but somehow it got cool. Who's responsible?


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The amount of sleeve tatts amuses/staggers me. Copy cats in abundance.
 
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