Banter Drug Den of Banter and Hilarity - Shinboner Spirit of Tasmania

[efcboy]

'chu think, Aphrodite?

I am quite the fan. Joey Daniher was but a small bump in Joanne's belly in September 1993 and even he could see SOS clearly did not touch it.

Talking of bumps how is Mil Hanna?

 

[Its Manbearpig]

Not gonna lie the whole Hird snorting lines off his kids head was a little funny. Wasnt that one of our own who thought it thought?

 

[Kermit D]

Robbo likes this.

 

[expires]

These thread needs the scallywags. Better call them superior beings.

 

[Howard Moon]

Good on Mick coming out and stating they wont be gifting kids games, I for one respect this - only gifts given will be in brown paper bags (visy recycled) ofcourse.

 

[daffo]

Should rename this thread the 'have a go at Carlton' thread.... Or maybe 'C'mon Carlton.. have a go'

 

[baz_machine]

Should rename this thread the 'have a go at Carlton' thread.... Or maybe 'C'mon Carlton.. have a go'

well the catch cry of "f(*()()**()*** LIFT CARLTON" will be heard plenty of times this year

 

[Doss]

Disappointing, Blues fans. Only a few had the stones to turn up and, well, three of them that showed up don't even have stones.

Where's the passion? Yeah, you're s**t, but at least have a go at us. Has it just got too hot and hard for the Baggers?

 

[Pweter]

Disappointing, Blues fans. Only a few had the stones to turn up and, well, three of them that showed up don't even have stones.

Where's the passion? Yeah, you're s**t, but at least have a go at us. Has it just got too hot and hard for the Baggers?

To be honest, there's not many more having a crack in their own banter thread.

 

[LB#16]

Pretty hard to find passion when your team is as far up s**t creek as Carlton are.

 

[Barry Roundhouse]

They say Whitnall would have a good day out when they were playing with footballs that had the Maccas emblem on it. Funny that.

As for Fev:



He's a classy unit.

does anyone know what fev did that they couldn't show??? would love to know how far he went haha

 

[hurlygurdy]

Baiting, baiting? Calling Mr baiting? Come tell us about the drug problems at your clubs... We will understand your concerns and offer words that may be thinly disguised as condolences

 

[PhiloBeddoe]

Probably not doing it right but loved Hird's reply to a journos question about Carlton's plight.
Hird: I really don't care. Honestly I really don't care.
#standbyhirdcozhedoesn'tcare

 

[Shane Hird]

....just a train going no place special.

 

[LB#16]

So how many injuries via gouged eyes and dislocated shoulders are we expecting today?

 

[Don Won]

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....just a train going no place special.

You missed the new strategic update this week.

 

[Shane Hird]

Murph looks so tough in that pic.

So does Juddy.

So tough. So Carltoon.

 

[EnolaGay]

Because we handed them a flag on a silver platter.

I won a tipping competition that year for 2 tickets, airfares, accommodation, breakfast etc for the GF. I promised my 70 year old mum (a lifetime, dyed in the wool Bomber) I'd take her to see us win the Premiership.

The gamut of emotions I felt watching the last seconds of the Prelim will, unfortunately, live with me forever and only intensified my hatred of Carlolton. Particularly as I had to sit and watch Norf comprehensibly dismantle them knowing we had Norf's measure.

Dark days.

 

[Cosmogramma]

I won a tipping competition that year for 2 tickets, airfares, accommodation, breakfast etc for the GF. I promised my 70 year old mum (a lifetime, dyed in the wool Bomber) I'd take her to see us win the Premiership.

The gamut of emotions I felt watching the last seconds of the Prelim will, unfortunately, live with me forever and only intensified my hatred of Carlolton. Particularly as I had to sit and watch Norf comprehensibly dismantle them knowing we had Norf's measure.

Dark days.

That is seriously the saddest story I've ever heard.

 

[Pweter]

Time for a title change to see if this thread takes off this week or whether it's us talking to ourselves again?

My recommendation for a title Change, instead of "Opposition scallywags welcome", make it "Dentally Challenged Welcome"

 

[Despair]

LOL Yarran

Punches Chapman whilst gathering 0.1 goals and 10 touches. Chapman goes on to kick 2, Essendon win. Yarran to sit out for a few and watch his team go to 0-5.

#suchcourage
#muchbrave
#manyleadership

 

[Despair]

As for you toothless idiots... you better speak to Grand Maester Pycelle and stock up on Milk of The Poppy. You're going to need it after Saturday.

 

[Doss]

Time for a title change to see if this thread takes off this week or whether it's us talking to ourselves again?

My recommendation for a title Change, instead of "Opposition scallywags welcome", make it "Dentally Challenged Welcome"

Motion carried!

 

[Doss]

So dare I ask...Keefe and Thomas late ins for the Pies this week?

 

[IggypopsTshirt]

I'm all for a bit of light hearted banter with the Collingwood chaps, but no nasty stuff is needed. Let's just keep it nice and clen, guys.