Autopsy Who should be Clarko's new Bodyguard

[Procrastinator35]

Clarko clearly needs protection from both the Ferals & the Press.

As the number one Coach in the AFL, he is a clear target for morons seeking 5 minutes in the sun

He is also short, therefore not very intimidating to Yobbo's & a relatively easy target.

So....Who best would fulfill the criteria for being the Angry Little Man's Bodyguard?

 

[MrPremiership]

Why isn't there an option for Shem?

 

[Goldhawk]

Big Monkey for mine , sorry Big X

 

[Procrastinator35]

Why isn't there an option for Shem?

Needz to focus on his footy!

 

[Big Hotdog]

The Big X must be a fair bruiser to be in the running with Big Monkey.

 

[Furn2]

Need someone whos of similar height.

 

[Max Powers]

This kinda setup looks ok, just boot the little fella on top off and Clarko can sit up there...

 

[Procrastinator35]

The Big X must be a fair bruiser to be in the running with Big Monkey.

Oh he is, he is....Who do you think escorts all the Hawk mods to Club functions, in order to keep the Big Footy groupies away!....No mean feat!

 

[Messenger]

Oh he is, he is....Who do you think escorts all the Hawk mods to Club functions, in order to keep the Big Footy groupies away!....No mean feat!

Wut?

 

[marklar]

Campbell Brown.

 

[Gene Simmons]

I think Clarko can just sit on big Monkeys shoulders and get through the crowds

 

[undefined]

Byron Pickett.

Anyone remember this hit? Poor Krummel.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Wut?

I was 'Taking the mickey Mess'!

 

[GoldenHodge]

Clarko clearly needs protection from both the Ferals & the Press.

As the number one Coach in the AFL, he is a clear target for morons seeking 5 minutes in the sun

He is also short, therefore not very intimidating to Yobbo's & a relatively easy target.

So....Who best would fulfill the criteria for being the Angry Little Man's Bodyguard?

 

[The BIG X]

I really appreciate everyone's support here.

However my real mate Mr Gato is prepared to handle this position


Edit - just for the record I did vote for Brendan Bolton

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Mr Gateaux?

 

[Procrastinator35]

Here is a sample of some applications we have received for the position:

Dunstall was a late entry!

 

[Baz_hawk]

 

[Hodginator]

 

[Dixie Flatline]

 

[Dinner Plate]

Byron Pickett.

Anyone remember this hit? Poor Krummel.

The lowest of the low. Makes Matthew Lloyd look brave.

 

[bigton08]

The lowest of the low. Makes Matthew Lloyd look brave.

And that's saying something.....

 

[Procrastinator35]

I really appreciate everyone's support here.

However my real mate Mr Gato is prepared to handle this position


Edit - just for the record I did vote for Brendan Bolton

I see what you mean...Bolton's smile alone could dis-arm the most dangerous of perps in a single flash!....His conciliatory powers are also considerable.



However, I voted for you Big X

 

[satadaynitefeva]

I'm game. What's the criteria Pro?
No police checks is there?

 

[undefined]

The lowest of the low. Makes Matthew Lloyd look brave.

Thing was, Pickett used to love playing against us.

Whether it was for North, Port or probably even Melbourne, he'd cause serious damage.