Autopsy Who should be Clarko's new Bodyguard

Who should be Clarko's Bodyguard?

  • Damien Monkhorst

    Votes: 31 54.4%
  • Derm

    Votes: 5 8.8%
  • Tony Lockett

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Chuck Norris

    Votes: 5 8.8%
  • Brendan Bolton

    Votes: 3 5.3%
  • Big Boy McEvoy

    Votes: 1 1.8%
  • Dipper

    Votes: 10 17.5%
  • The Big X

    Votes: 2 3.5%

  • Total voters
    57

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Bodyguard? why not just run the decoy.

Have Andrew Demetriou go around with Clarko for all public apperances.

Andrew would be like a pinata at a kid's birthday party - beaten to a pulp by a baying mob - while Clarko walked off whistling.
 

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I'm game. What's the criteria Pro?
No police checks is there?

Dunno Mate...I'm not on the selection committee...Just canvassing for applicants is all!

However, a police record would probably come in handy.;)
 
Gary ayres was pretty aggressive in his time wouldn't take any bulldust..maybe even Libba he was an angry man but prob not big enough...I voted dipper anyway
 
Bodyguard? why not just run the decoy.

Have Andrew Demetriou go around with Clarko for all public apperances.

Andrew would be like a pinata at a kid's birthday party - beaten to a pulp by a baying mob - while Clarko walked off whistling.

Too expensive....His restaurant Tab alone would drain the Hawks coffers quicker than a Nigerian President!
 

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Too expensive....His restaurant Tab alone would drain the Hawks coffers quicker than a Nigerian President!

Demetriou would have the culinary discerment of a labradour. A bucket of acorns doused in tomato sauce would make Vlad very happy.
 
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