Dwayne ' s**t commentator ' Russell - PART 2 in 3d

[SpecialComments]

"They needed a hero... We might of found one" F off Dwayne, you are ruining my viewing experience

 

[SpecialComments]

How many times can one person say "prior" or "no prior" or "where's the prior umpire". Absolute nob Derwayne

 

[Keys]

How many times can one person say "prior" or "no prior" or "where's the prior umpire". Absolute nob Derwayne

He was a knob prior to that anyway

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

"He stood his ground knowing that he could well be killed, but he didn't care."

 

[ManWithNoName]

"He stood his ground knowing that he could well be killed, but he didn't care."

The weekend a country bloke died playing footy.

Classy, Dwayne. Real classy.

 

[CJApples87]

The weekend a country bloke died playing footy.

Classy, Dwayne. Real classy.

I thought the exact same thing when I heard that. And I also thought, is he trying to be topical by saying that?

 

[tugga]

Dwayne late in the GWS-Crows game: "Wow, every player on the ground is in the one half of the ground for this kick in."
Ummm...hey ********, this happens almost with almost every kick in, in every game, every week.

 

[JUBJUB]

Dwayne late in the GWS-Crows game: "Wow, every player on the ground is in the one half of the ground for this kick in."
Ummm...hey ********, this happens almost with almost every kick in, in every game, every week.

Could he have barracked for the Crows any harder ?

 

[PowerbaII]

Could he have barracked for the Crows any harder ?

Ever since he began his weekly gig on 5AA in Adelaide this year, he's barracked for the Crows while commentating.

 

[The King!]

Wtf is a chaos ball

 

[JUBJUB]

Ever since he began his weekly gig on 5AA in Adelaide this year, he's barracked for the Crows while commentating.

but he's a Port supporter,isn't he ?
That's like Collingwood supporter barracking for Carlton

 

[Burzum]

Phil Davis and Josh Jenkins had a bit of a tussle today and Dwayne says "two ex-team mates going at it"

Phil Davis announced he was joining the Giants in August of 2011, Josh Jenkins was traded to Adelaide in the October trade period of 2011.

 

[Beerfish]

Wtf is a chaos ball

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[Micksy]

Wtf is a chaos ball

 

[JUBJUB]

Phil Davis and Josh Jenkins had a bit of a tussle today and Dwayne says "two ex-team mates going at it"

Phil Davis announced he was joining the Giants in August of 2011, Josh Jenkins was traded to Adelaide in the October trade period of 2011.

If two players played for the same club they're teammates under DerWaynes theory.
Not the first time he's done that.

 

[Private Hudson]

Dwayne is in vintage form today. Talking about Brisbane debutant Liam Dawson " his mum normally wears the Brisbane jumper but today she's just wearing the club polo " thanks Dwayne.

 

[Elixuh]

Dwayne is in vintage form today. Talking about Brisbane debutant Liam Dawson " his mum normally wears the Brisbane jumper but today she's just wearing the club polo " thanks Dwayne.

How does he know that? How does that even come up in general conversation?

 

[Beerfish]

Dwayne is in vintage form today. Talking about Brisbane debutant Liam Dawson " his mum normally wears the Brisbane jumper but today she's just wearing the club polo " thanks Dwayne.

Was waiting for him to tell us what perfume she was wearing and her favourite song.

 

[lewigie]

Phil Davis and Josh Jenkins had a bit of a tussle today and Dwayne says "two ex-team mates going at it"

Phil Davis announced he was joining the Giants in August of 2011, Josh Jenkins was traded to Adelaide in the October trade period of 2011.

You guys expect a fair amount from these commentators. They're supposed to make some type of special comments about the game. It's a bit hard to remember which exact year who was traded where - (he was off by a few months) for just two blokes at Adelaide and GWS, let alone be expected to remember this type of info for everyone in the league.

I can barely remember what year players from WC were drafted.

Realistically they have stats guys who should be feeding them info and they screwed him over there.

 

[Private Hudson]

You guys expect a fair amount from these commentators. They're supposed to make some type of special comments about the game. It's a bit hard to remember which exact year who was traded where - (he was off by a few months) for just two blokes at Adelaide and GWS, let alone be expected to remember this type of info for everyone in the league.

I can barely remember what year players from WC were drafted.

Realistically they have stats guys who should be feeding them info and they screwed him over there.

I knew that they were never team mates and I'm not a paid football commentator.

 

[Private Hudson]

How does he know that? How does that even come up in general conversation?

For those of you who have just joined us


It's his go to whenever he's commentating a young player. It'll be something like " his from Rockhampton and his mum used to run the canteen at his junior club " stuff nobody gives a s**t about but he deems it worthy of talking about. His other go to is " he's only ever received 2 Brownlow votes in his ENTIRE career " he has a weird obsession with Brownlow votes.

 

[Mennon]

You have to think, "Who is he speaking to? What is his image of the viewer?"
Dwayne's image is someone who is constantly in and out of the room, doesn't know much about football, watching the footy between the ad breaks on Everybody Loves Raymond. He delights them with charming tidbits, and tells us that we just saw something that doesn't happen even occasionally, like a goal from the "paint". It doesn't matter if he is wrong, because what do we know? We are drooling giggling fools that need to be tickled constantly lest we get upset and change to something more immediately satisfying like MASH.

 

[Baird]

Stan start has been brilliant this year. Would have to be leading the Coleman.

 

[CJApples87]

It's frustrating to hear so many other commentators saying things are copybook rather than textbook now. He started that as well.

 

[Burzum]

You guys expect a fair amount from these commentators. They're supposed to make some type of special comments about the game. It's a bit hard to remember which exact year who was traded where - (he was off by a few months) for just two blokes at Adelaide and GWS, let alone be expected to remember this type of info for everyone in the league.

I can barely remember what year players from WC were drafted.

Realistically they have stats guys who should be feeding them info and they screwed him over there.

It's apart of his job to know this stuff and he's being paid (presumably) several hundred thousand dollars a year to know it. I can forgive a mistake or two but the guy makes plenty of them.