Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[Beetlebum]

Brothers are we seeing the return of the wrist-flick? Albeit a 2015 version for the discerning modern man? Like when Warney invented the flipper

It's a new and exciting age.

 

[SydCrow]

Jack Brickhouse. Good name that.

 

[Bluelegs]

TGO reading the Ins was fantastic, enlightening.

 

[Hank93]

TGO does not consider us worthy enough for his time.

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

He so reads us.

 

[Beerfish]

TGO tests our faith through pretence of disinterest. Stay true to the path Brothers. His love will cover the true believers with it's smoky, sweet stench come End of Days.

 

[Ochre]

A lion does not concern itself with the opinion of a sheep.

We are not worthy.

 

[manboob]

Brothers we are living a shared experience with our own book of Job moment.

 

[SJ]

Better to have been known and forgotten by TGO than to be never known.

 

[SydCrow]

We need a sign.

Robbo if you read this give us three wrist flicks.

 

[Willo_]

In the base of the statue perhaps an ever full beer fridge

A jim beam fridge...

 

[Ochre]

<single tear rolls from eye>

 

[Ochre]

Still hasn't unblocked me though, but I trust TGO

 

[Hank93]

It's coming, I just sent him your invoice pic.

 

[Ochre]

Unblocked, this is, without exaggeration, the greatest moment of my life.

 

[The Kernel]

TGO logic.

The media who are baying for blood aren't responsible for the turmoil at Carlton and other crisis clubs, the coach and board are.
Adam Goodes isn't responsible for the turmoil created by his actions, people who dislike his actions on social media are.

The masses may never comprehend his word.

 

[manboob]

The masses may never comprehend his word.

That is the irony, hurt, and beauty of TGO's word - like a piece of art at the NGV Young and Jacksons it is on display for all the world to see - unmasked and visible yet so few see through to it's inner beauty and truth.

 

[Damon_3388]

A jim beam fridge...

Maybe the one "stolen" from TGO's home?

 

[Damon_3388]

TGO does not consider us worthy enough for his time.

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The textual equivalent of a dismissive wrist flick.

 

[Spongebob]

A lion does not concern itself with the opinion of a sheep.

We are not worthy.

 

[Mr Bombastic]

Earlier this year didn't Robbo say that Essendon were a good chance to finish top 4?

 

[Mighty P]

How can we prove we are worthy?

It is a long and difficult path, and many obstacles await, but step one is finding the TGO Book of Ritual. Where the book is in itself a mystery, but first, look deep into your heart, and there, perhaps if ye hath faith, ye shall find it.

 

[DeanoT]

Earlier this year didn't Robbo say that Essendon were a good chance to finish top 4?

Has the season finished? Are you questioning the foresight of our Dear Leader?

 

[happy_eagle]

The AFL have just upated the ladder on their website

 

[happy_eagle]

Great piece of poetry from this weeks Tackle

For three quarters, they tested and bested each other and the final quarter was something else.
This was that it was like:

Bounce down. Dangerfield tackles Fyfe and Fyfe tackles Dangerfield at consecutive stoppages and Dangerfield tacks Fyfe at the next. Fyfe wins a clearance, Fyfe free. Dangerfield clearance. Fyfe goes third-man up in the ruck. Dangerfield free. Fyfe clearance and dribbles a point. Dangerfield blocked and Fyfe goes third-man up. Fyfe handball. Dangerfield kick. Dangerfield free. And on and on it went.