Unofficial Preview Round 15 v Essendon: Hirdian Rhapsody

[ManWithNoName]

DANK -
Hirdy, just jabbed a man
Put my needle to his arm
Pushed my trigger now he's pepped
Hirdy, my program had just begun
But now you've gone and thrown it all away

Hirdy, ooh
Didn't mean to make you [redacted]
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, and consult your local GP

JOBE -
Too late, my time has come
Sent Brownlows they were fine
Now my body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody, I've got to plea
Gotta leave you all behind and face the Swedes*

Hirdy, ooh
I don't wanna plea
I sometimes wish I'd never been caught at all

LITTLE -
I am a Little silhouetto of a man
Plea bargain? Plea bargain? Will you do a plea bargain?
Hirdy and Tania
Very very frightening me
(France) France!
(France) France!
(France) France!
Magnifico

BOMBER -
I'm just a poor man nobody loves me
He's just a golden boy from a gold family
Spare me my life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go will you let me coach?
Oh Bombers will you let Hird go?

LITTLE -
LET HIM GO

BOMBER -
Oh Bombers will you let Hird go?

CAMPBELL -
LET HIM GO

BOMBER -
Oh Bombers will you let Hird go?

REID -
LET HIM GO

BOMBER -
Never let me go oh no
no no no no no no
Mama mia let me coach
Little has put a devil aside for me
For me, for me

HIRD -
So you thought you could coach my side and leave me behind?
So you thought you could send me to Paris and leave me to die?
Oh Bomber, can't do this to me Bomber
You just gotta get out, you just gotta get right out of here

HIRD -
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters, except me

Anyway the wind blows



Prediction: Melbourne by 34


*Yes I know Sweden and Switzerland are different countries, but it rhymed, shut up

 

[LeverPuller]

Haunting.

Think ot should be sung by these guys:

 

[ManWithNoName]

That picture at the top is pretty dodgy because I've only got Paint at work. I'll probably redo it when I get home with Photoshop.

For those interested in such nonsense, got the idea for it this morning before leaving home, posted as such in the changes thread, wrote the thing from start to finish in about 25 minutes or so on the train.

 

[Cannon82]

Looking forward to the next preview doing Prodigy's Shoot My Fletch Up.

 

[Ando727]

I'm sure you are very popular with your Essendon buddies, MWNN.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Love a good self-pisstake. Great work!

Jobe's verse was the highlight.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I did consider a song parody of * It (Don't Want You Back) about Mitch Clark for the Geelong preview (with a Mitch alias replying with a * You Right Back parody), but then realised I'd have to sit through repeated listenings of both songs. Decided it wasn't worth the pain.

 

[stabler]

That picture at the top is pretty dodgy because I've only got Paint at work. I'll probably redo it when I get home with Photoshop.

no, no...... its perfect just the way it is

 

[ManWithNoName]

 

[deeco]

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Can we get some sweet, sweet Neeld in the pic too?

 

[ManWithNoName]

Can we get some sweet, sweet Neeld in the pic too?

He didn't get any lines, so no dice.

 

[Benwah83]

Top work ManWithNoName

 

[Demon 16]

Absolutely fantastic ManWithNoName.

Bloody brilliant

 

[CWaffles]

He didn't get any lines, so no dice.

Harley Bennell did, where is his pic?

 

[ManWithNoName]

Harley Bennell did, where is his pic?

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

 

[ponsdale]

I've been looking forward to this week's preview for a while...

 

[Proper Gander]

Deeply moving, Man.

I hope you don't mind me calling you that. No name seems so dismissive somehow.

I have great hopes for the success of your upcoming tour of "Watts - The Musical"

BTW ... Essendon banter thread needs volunteers to visit and get them razzed up. I gave it my best, but they sort of give out a half-hearted Demons suck before dissolving in tears and apologising

 

[dee_mac]

Deeply moving, Man.

I hope you don't mind me calling you that. No name seems so dismissive somehow.

I have great hopes for the success of your upcoming tour of "Watts - The Musical"

BTW ... Essendon banter thread needs volunteers to visit and get them razzed up. I gave it my best, but they sort of give out a half-hearted Demons suck before dissolving in tears and apologising

Sounds like they need a bit of a pep up

 

[ThePuppetMaster]

Haha, that is brilliant!

 

[Proper Gander]

Me again.

For pity's sake, someone go to the bombers banter thread for a spot of affectionate trolling. I held up our end for a bit but I'm being crushed under the weight of insults directed at my fleet of Range Rovers

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...hap-in-the-mcc-thanks-go-dees.1093767/page-51

 

[DapperDon]

Sounds like they need a bit of a pep up

AFL said we're not allowed anymore.

 

[Proper Gander]

AFL said we're not allowed anymore.

Bastards! Pretty sure they insisted that Melbourne have to learn to lose by accident. They have no idea of the pressure this puts on a young playing group.

 

[PerfectFooty]

This is how i imagine ManWithNoName takes Essendon v Melbourne banter threads


Also great preview, i like parody songs and i even like them better when they're parodies of actual good songs

 

[Sir Skid]

Sorry to intrude guys.

Thought we had mortally wounded Tird on Sunday but alas he seems to have a stay of execution. What a shame as it would have been a fond memory for the future knowing he was sacked after being beaten by 110 points by last years wooden spooners.

Please, please do the same to them this week!

We have him down on the chopping block ready for you to strike the final blow. Let us all move on from this mess and get back to loving footy.

Go Dees!

 

[ManWithNoName]

This is how i imagine ManWithNoName takes Essendon v Melbourne banter threads


Also great preview, i like parody songs and i even like them better when there parodies of actual good songs

If I'm banned, tell my wife I say 'hello'.