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Asterix and the Coney Island Warriors
The year is 50 BC, and all the SFA is occupied. Only one small village (based on Dragon Island) of indomitable Dragons still holds out against the invaders.
Our tale starts when Asterix is attacked by 20 Warriors in the Season 19 Grand Final, defeating them easily.
@El_Dubya and BigJoeD are easily defeated by Asterix.
When the Warriors report their defeat to their leader, Frankston Rover wonders about the Dragons qooty prowess, and how they could possibly manage such a feat. Meanwhile, Asterix is on Dragon Island and realises he needs more resims. He goes to the village Druid, Boncerfix, to get his resims.
Boncerfix prepares the resim
Frankston Rover decides to place a spy in the Dragon Village to learn the secret to their strength. Wooshette_ is chosen as the spy, dressed as a Dragon, chained and escorted through the woods near the village. Asterix hears the Warriors approaching. He again defeats the Warriors and rescues the prisoner, Wooshette_. The Warrior players report the success of their infiltration to Frankston Rover.
Asterix takes Wooshette_ to the village where the spy is convinced that there is a secret when he sees the extraordinary win record of the Dragons. Wooshette_ manipulates Boncerfix into allowing him to try a resim. During a dance, Wooshette_’s tail is pulled off, and Asterix realizes that the stranger is a Warrior spy. Wooshette_ escapes from Dragon Island and returns to van Cortlandt Park where he demonstrates his strength by continuously winning ball up drills. He refuses to be seated at a PC so Frankston Rover can learn the steps to a resim. When the resims wear off, the other Warriors kick goal after goal on Wooshette_
Frankston Rover running to see the resim in action
Boncerfix searches for internet that actually allows him to resim easily, and is captured by the Warriors. Frankston Rover tortures Boncerfix for the secret, but Boncerfix simply laughs at him. Asterix worries that Boncerfix has been gone for a long time and goes to search for the druid. Asterix learns from spookism that Boncerfix was captured and convinces spooky to take him to van Cortlandt Park. That night, Asterix begins his search for Boncerfix. First, he overhears Frankston Rover and Mr_Smooth plotting to use the resim to overthrow okeydoke7. Then, he finds Boncerfix's tent and tells the Warriors he has come to rescue his friend. The alarm is sounded and the tent is surrounded. When Frankston Rover commands Asterix to surrender, Asterix surrenders. Boncerfix and Asterix laugh at their plot against the admin. The next day, Frankston Rover attempts to torture Asterix to convince Boncerfix to reveal the secret; the druid agrees. Boncerfix collects the ingredients but cannot find internet explorer. Internet explorer is finally acquired at a great expense and taken to the two Dragons.
No one volunteers to test the resim so Frankston Rover himself decides to try it. Asterix volunteers to allow Frankston Rover to go against him in a marking contest, and he falls over during the contest, feigning lack of strength. Frankston Rover excitedly leaves to tell pantskyle of the resim, not realising that his PC was being infested by penis enlargement advertisements. The rest of the Warriors use the resim. Mr_Smooth tests his strength but finds it unimpressive. At his accusations to the contrary, Smooth is assured that the resim is magical. The Warriors are plagued with penis enlargement advertisements and Frankston Rover, who has quickly returned, offers to release the Dragons if they provide the anti-virus software. Asterix and Boncerfix collect the ingredients, Boncerfix making the anti-virus software. The Romans install the software and immediately attack the Dragons; however, Asterix again defeats the Warriors easily.
TL;DR: The Warriors can never defeat Asterix.
The year is 50 BC, and all the SFA is occupied. Only one small village (based on Dragon Island) of indomitable Dragons still holds out against the invaders.
Our tale starts when Asterix is attacked by 20 Warriors in the Season 19 Grand Final, defeating them easily.
@El_Dubya and BigJoeD are easily defeated by Asterix.
When the Warriors report their defeat to their leader, Frankston Rover wonders about the Dragons qooty prowess, and how they could possibly manage such a feat. Meanwhile, Asterix is on Dragon Island and realises he needs more resims. He goes to the village Druid, Boncerfix, to get his resims.
Boncerfix prepares the resim
Frankston Rover decides to place a spy in the Dragon Village to learn the secret to their strength. Wooshette_ is chosen as the spy, dressed as a Dragon, chained and escorted through the woods near the village. Asterix hears the Warriors approaching. He again defeats the Warriors and rescues the prisoner, Wooshette_. The Warrior players report the success of their infiltration to Frankston Rover.
Asterix takes Wooshette_ to the village where the spy is convinced that there is a secret when he sees the extraordinary win record of the Dragons. Wooshette_ manipulates Boncerfix into allowing him to try a resim. During a dance, Wooshette_’s tail is pulled off, and Asterix realizes that the stranger is a Warrior spy. Wooshette_ escapes from Dragon Island and returns to van Cortlandt Park where he demonstrates his strength by continuously winning ball up drills. He refuses to be seated at a PC so Frankston Rover can learn the steps to a resim. When the resims wear off, the other Warriors kick goal after goal on Wooshette_
Frankston Rover running to see the resim in action
Boncerfix searches for internet that actually allows him to resim easily, and is captured by the Warriors. Frankston Rover tortures Boncerfix for the secret, but Boncerfix simply laughs at him. Asterix worries that Boncerfix has been gone for a long time and goes to search for the druid. Asterix learns from spookism that Boncerfix was captured and convinces spooky to take him to van Cortlandt Park. That night, Asterix begins his search for Boncerfix. First, he overhears Frankston Rover and Mr_Smooth plotting to use the resim to overthrow okeydoke7. Then, he finds Boncerfix's tent and tells the Warriors he has come to rescue his friend. The alarm is sounded and the tent is surrounded. When Frankston Rover commands Asterix to surrender, Asterix surrenders. Boncerfix and Asterix laugh at their plot against the admin. The next day, Frankston Rover attempts to torture Asterix to convince Boncerfix to reveal the secret; the druid agrees. Boncerfix collects the ingredients but cannot find internet explorer. Internet explorer is finally acquired at a great expense and taken to the two Dragons.
No one volunteers to test the resim so Frankston Rover himself decides to try it. Asterix volunteers to allow Frankston Rover to go against him in a marking contest, and he falls over during the contest, feigning lack of strength. Frankston Rover excitedly leaves to tell pantskyle of the resim, not realising that his PC was being infested by penis enlargement advertisements. The rest of the Warriors use the resim. Mr_Smooth tests his strength but finds it unimpressive. At his accusations to the contrary, Smooth is assured that the resim is magical. The Warriors are plagued with penis enlargement advertisements and Frankston Rover, who has quickly returned, offers to release the Dragons if they provide the anti-virus software. Asterix and Boncerfix collect the ingredients, Boncerfix making the anti-virus software. The Romans install the software and immediately attack the Dragons; however, Asterix again defeats the Warriors easily.
TL;DR: The Warriors can never defeat Asterix.
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