Official Match Thread S20 RD1: Geelong Wolves v Gold City Royals @ The Lair

[Jhye Clark 13]

Shouldn't you have a badge mate?

Badge? pfft, they excluded him from his rightful spot as FF of the All-SFA side so what makes you think they'll give him a badge.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Badge? pfft, they excluded him from his rightful spot as FF of the All-SFA side so what makes you think they'll give him a badge.

Just gotta speak to the right people I guess.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Just gotta speak to the right people I guess.

I suppose you're right, although I'm a little surprised he wasn't at least given the forward pocket spot considering the selected player was spoon fed the ball for the entirety of season 19 by yours truly yet couldn't kick half as many goals.

 

[iBeng]

Hello Juggalo Balla. Hows things? Still pretending to be a Full Forward? Or have you decided to pass the baton to a more competent player? Or at least let a rookie have a crack? Its time to pass the torch, surely.

 

[DREAM TEAM BUFF]

Shouldn't you have a badge mate?

Good point

 

[akkaps]

Just checked the All-SFA side in RU_'s thread. How did Stronzo get FF? That makes no bloody sense. Would have more sense to swap him and Juggs.

Unless I'm missed where he sucked up to the committee for the spot.

 

[BotsMaster]

In for the royale with cheese.

 

[Spanna_]

Finally the royals are. Maybe now this won't be our second team thread.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Good point

No bagde for you.

Chief ?

 

[Spanna_]

No bagde for you.

Chief ?

The Soup nazi is a Wolves supporter just to clarify.

 

[Bucketss]

Juggs couldn't kick over a jam jar if his life depended on it. Before you shoot me down, we all know qooty is preferable to embellishing the commentary so what may seem like a tough kick against the boundary is clearly just a walk in goal 2m directly in front in which you dribbled the ball through.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Juggs couldn't kick over a jam jar if his life depended on it. Before you shoot me down, we all know qooty is preferable to embellishing the commentary so what may seem like a tough kick against the boundary is clearly just a walk in goal 2m directly in front in which you dribbled the ball through.

I will be walking in goals from 2m out because my team is such quality and I'll be marking them with 3 Gumbies players lagging 10m behind gasping for air.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I will be walking in goals from 2m out because my.. team is such quality and I'll be marking them with 3 Gumbies players lagging 10m behind gasping for air.

Mate, the Royals only finals win was against the hapless Bears... a team who won the wooden spoon in their 1st year in the league and were playing in their debut finals appearance.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Mate, the Royals only finals win was against the hapless Bears... a team who won the wooden spoon in their 1st year in the league and were playing in their debut finals appearance.

Yeah but we've moved on some dead weight since then.

 

[Spanna_]

I will be walking in goals from 2m out because my team is such quality and I'll be marking them with 3 Gumbies players lagging 10m behind gasping for air.

Maybe when you were 16.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Yeah but we've moved on some dead weight since then.

You should have more respect for Wise Guy Sam.

 

[Papa Juggs]

You should have more respect for Wise Guy Sam.

He's a Mobbs medalist, I was talking about you.

 

[SM]

We're just so likeable.

You spelled forgettable wrong.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

He's a Mobbs medalist, I was talking about you.

Surely you jest. How could the reigning Royals best and fairest winner (two time winner) be considered 'dead weight?' Something not adding up here so I'll assume for now that you're overdosing on caffeine and not thinking straight.

 

[SM]

Surely you jest. How could the reigning Royals best and fairest winner (two time winner) be considered 'dead weight?' Something not adding up here so I'll assume for now that you're overdosing on caffeine and not thinking straight.

Perhaps he meant the weight of all your medals and awards has now left the club? I can imagine that would have been a considerable strain on the Royals' trophy cabinet.

 

[Tommycash]

Surely you jest. How could the reigning Royals best and fairest winner (two time winner) be considered 'dead weight?' Something not adding up here so I'll assume for now that you're overdosing on caffeine and not thinking straight.

Any award where I come second must surely be satire. Don't flatter yourself.

 

[Papa Juggs]

Surely you jest. How could the reigning Royals best and fairest winner (two time winner) be considered 'dead weight?' Something not adding up here so I'll assume for now that you're overdosing on caffeine and not thinking straight.

You're just that guy that hogs all the qooty, gets himself in the limelight but never actually contributes to the team getting better.

I'll bet the B&F was rigged anyway. You've been getting Marlowe drunk and changing the votes while he's passed out.

 

[SM]

Any award where I come second must surely be satire. Don't flatter yourself.

Don't worry mate, your missus tells me you always come first with her.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Any award where I come second must surely be satire. Don't flatter yourself.

It's all I've got mate, I can't really say a bad word about the Royals so I'll talk about myself instead.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

You're just that guy that hogs all the qooty, gets himself in the limelight but never actually contributes to the team getting better.

I'll bet the B&F was rigged anyway. You've been getting Marlowe drunk and changing the votes while he's passed out.

Yea you're right, I, as captain, was a part of your recruitment and ensuring you became the Royals Full Forward... so I guess we didn't make the finals for the first time under my co-captaincy role nor was I the captain when the Royals won their only piece of silverware, albeit winning a pre-season comp.

Just think, If I hadn't have moved myself to the backline and the forward pocket, you'd be referring to me as Sir Mobbs Medalist Nakia... such a selfish act.