tesla1962
Premiership Player
You're my current EFC favourite telsa
Thanks Terry, you are too kind
Do you post under telsa at Blitz also?
LOL No
I want more.
I get that, but please don't PM me.
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You're my current EFC favourite telsa
Thanks Terry, you are too kind
Do you post under telsa at Blitz also?
LOL No
I want more.
I get that, but please don't PM me.
hahaha of course it is. How could I be so blind.
James Hird came up with a brilliant strategy to implement an almost perfect doping strategy, using bikies and "juice", to not only win premierships but to make billions of dollars with David Evans by using his players as lab rats and commercialising AOD9604. The perfect plan only came unstuck when the ACC got wind of it. Nevertheless, the nefarious Hird and his global PR machine swung into damage control, and deleted all the evidence so forensic auditors from Deloitte couldn't find anything. Simultaneously, Hird's good friend and global CEO of News Limited Robert Thomson launched a concerted and co-ordinated campaign by swinging into operation the full might of News to discredit Hird's enemies and disrupt the investigation with misinformation and lies, including directing senior journos to lead the charge and even write books in their spare time to further muddy the waters. Not only that, but Hird got his good mate Mick Gatto to put the mockers on his other good mate Shane Charter, and either Mick or maybe even Hird himself beat his once good mate Charters, threatened his family, and killed his dog. This had the result of making sure that he, Alavi and Dank were too scared to testify. Unfortunately for Hird his plan again comes unstuck when WADA decide to get involved and subpoena everyone and hold it in Lausanne, Switzerland, where the troika of AFL accredited journos, Melbourne underworld and Hird acolytes couldn't weave their evil spell. Unbeknownst to Hird, though, the brave anti-doping underground, operating out of secure bunkers at BigFooty HQ, Saintsational, and Demonland are on the case, and akka is going to email all his geo-blocked data to interpol and North Melbourne and end this reign of terror.
I was blind, but now I can see!
You seriously think that EFC players took banned substances other than ASADA's allegations of TB4?
Oh, and Hird actually paid Deloitte to not find any evidence and also to hire Dean Robinson into a plum role so that he wouldn't speak out about the program.
you forgot to mention Ziggy was a plant.This is clearly all correct, but it was Charter's pet rabbit that Hird arranged to have killed, not his dog.
Oh, and Hird actually paid Deloitte to not find any evidence and also to hire Dean Robinson into a plum role so that he wouldn't speak out about the program.
No, Hird brought Ziggy into the club to do a report on doping but this was all a front. Hird was actually using Ziggy's experience in the nuclear physics field to experimentally inject players with nuclear isotopes.you forgot to mention Ziggy was a plant.
No, Hird brought Ziggy into the club to do a report on doping but this was all a front. Hird was actually using Ziggy's experience in the nuclear physics field to experimentally inject players with nuclear isotopes.
You can only find the results of his research in Syria because it is geo-blocked by the CIA.
Or when ross rests his players in round 23 and kills the hopes of thousands of SC playersI thought the new info was this?
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Andrew's joke aside, you do understand that apart from starting with the same 5 letters that nuclear isotopes and nucleic acids don't have that much in common. I couldn't see an obvious punchline and I am never quite sure how much knowledge one can assume in a conspiracy type thread.I reckon injections of nuclear isotopes might just earn a charge of having used a Prohibited Method - "M3. Gene Doping".
M3. Gene Doping
If a Substance or Method is not defined in this list, please verify with your Anti-Doping Organization.
The following, with the potential to enhance sport performance, are prohibited:
No 1 covers Antisense Nucleotides, I believe.
- The transfer of polymers of nucleic acids or nucleic acid analogues;
- The use of normal or genetically modified cells.
hahaha of course it is. How could I be so blind.
James Hird came up with a brilliant strategy to implement an almost perfect doping strategy, using bikies and "juice", to not only win premierships but to make billions of dollars with David Evans by using his players as lab rats and commercialising AOD9604. The perfect plan only came unstuck when the ACC got wind of it. Nevertheless, the nefarious Hird and his global PR machine swung into damage control, and deleted all the evidence so forensic auditors from Deloitte couldn't find anything. Simultaneously, Hird's good friend and global CEO of News Limited Robert Thomson launched a concerted and co-ordinated campaign by swinging into operation the full might of News to discredit Hird's enemies and disrupt the investigation with misinformation and lies, including directing senior journos to lead the charge and even write books in their spare time to further muddy the waters. Not only that, but Hird got his good mate Mick Gatto to put the mockers on his other good mate Shane Charter, and either Mick or maybe even Hird himself beat his once good mate Charters, threatened his family, and killed his dog. This had the result of making sure that he, Alavi and Dank were too scared to testify. Unfortunately for Hird his plan again comes unstuck when WADA decide to get involved and subpoena everyone and hold it in Lausanne, Switzerland, where the troika of AFL accredited journos, Melbourne underworld and Hird acolytes couldn't weave their evil spell. Unbeknownst to Hird, though, the brave anti-doping underground, operating out of secure bunkers at BigFooty HQ, Saintsational, and Demonland are on the case, and akka is going to email all his geo-blocked data to interpol and North Melbourne and end this reign of terror.
I was blind, but now I can see!
"Who killed JFK? The more fruitful question is: who didn't kill JFK!?"
This thread is the best example yet of conspiracy theorising.
Anyone who's read on the biggest conspiracy theory ever, the JFK assassination (and I'm just guessing there might be a few here), would be more than familiar with the funny but true line..
You forgot the sea kayaker and BruceThis thread is the best example yet of conspiracy theorising.
Anyone who's read on the biggest conspiracy theory ever, the JFK assassination (and I'm just guessing there might be a few here), would be more than familiar with the funny but true line..
The parallels are starting to appear here. Not surprising, considering conspiracy kooks take their same inane anti-logic and just apply it to each case.
Just so we're clear, from what I've gathered on this board... the following people all took part in the cynical Essendon cheating conspiracy, and/or have assisted in some way to cover it up:
- James Hird
- Mark Thompson
- David Evans
- Bruce Reid
- Ian Robson
- Paul Little
- Dean Robinson
- Stephen Dank
- Simon Goodwin
- Danny Corcoron
- Paul Hamilton
- the 44 players at Essendon in 2012
- Tania Hird
- James Hird's father
- the 44 players' parents
- Andrew Demetriou
- Gillon McLauchan
- Mike Fitzpatrick and the AFL Commission
- Bill Kelty
- Victoria Police
- the former Labor government
- the current Coalition government
- rogue operators within ASADA
- Rupert Murdoch
- Shane Charter
- Nima Alavi
- Chinese drug manufacturers
- Mick Gatto
- Toby Mitchell
- Gerard Whateley
- Peter Gordon
- Mark Robinson
- Chip Le Grand
- Dr Andrew Garnham
- Andrew Bolt
- Rohan Connally
- an unnamed muscular dystrophy patient from Melbourne
- Julian Burnside
- the three members of the AFL anti doping tribunal
- Essendon coterie groups
- Ian Hanke
- Liz Lukin
- planted, fake posters on sites such as this
- Sam Newman
- Kevin Sheedy
- the Freemasons
- the Australian Sports Commission
- Stephen Amendola
- Essendon medical clinics
I could go on, but won't for now. The tinfoil brigade are just warming up for the years to come.
Who did it?
Who DIDN'T do it?
This thread is the best example yet of conspiracy theorising.
Anyone who's read on the biggest conspiracy theory ever, the JFK assassination (and I'm just guessing there might be a few here), would be more than familiar with the funny but true line..
The parallels are starting to appear here. Not surprising, considering conspiracy kooks take their same inane anti-logic and just apply it to each case.
Just so we're clear, from what I've gathered on this board... the following people all took part in the cynical Essendon cheating conspiracy, and/or have assisted in some way to cover it up:
- James Hird
- Mark Thompson
- David Evans
- Bruce Reid
- Ian Robson
- Paul Little
- Dean Robinson
- Stephen Dank
- Simon Goodwin
- Danny Corcoron
- Paul Hamilton
- the 44 players at Essendon in 2012
- Tania Hird
- James Hird's father
- the 44 players' parents
- Andrew Demetriou
- Gillon McLauchan
- Mike Fitzpatrick and the AFL Commission
- Bill Kelty
- Victoria Police
- the former Labor government
- the current Coalition government
- rogue operators within ASADA
- Rupert Murdoch
- Shane Charter
- Nima Alavi
- Chinese drug manufacturers
- Mick Gatto
- Toby Mitchell
- Gerard Whateley
- Peter Gordon
- Mark Robinson
- Chip Le Grand
- Dr Andrew Garnham
- Andrew Bolt
- Rohan Connally
- an unnamed muscular dystrophy patient from Melbourne
- Julian Burnside
- the three members of the AFL anti doping tribunal
- Essendon coterie groups
- Ian Hanke
- Liz Lukin
- planted, fake posters on sites such as this
- Sam Newman
- Kevin Sheedy
- the Freemasons
- the Australian Sports Commission
- Stephen Amendola
- Essendon medical clinics
I could go on, but won't for now. The tinfoil brigade are just warming up for the years to come.
Who did it?
Who DIDN'T do it?
To be fair, many of those have been put forward by the Essendon supporters as being involved in a conspiracy to stitch EFC/Hird up.
So every person that has named one of them people you listed above is a nutter?Possibly. But it doesn't disqualify from this list, as the nutters include them too.
Every single party I listed has been at some stage named by a tin foil hatter on here as having been part of a cheating conspiracy, or having assisted at some point in covering it up.
Every single one. And there's more.
Point five in my playbook. Feel free to have a read. Basically every point is evident in this very thread, let alone the entire 30 months of horseshit preceding it.
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/the-conspiracy-theorists-playbook.1060078/
Interesting. I can sense your excitement. It's so cool. We can call you drug cheats but, you get to call us tin foilers. Yay.Possibly. But it doesn't disqualify from this list, as the nutters include them too.
Every single party I listed has been at some stage named by a tin foil hatter on here as having been part of a cheating conspiracy, or having assisted at some point in covering it up.
Every single one. And there's more.
Point five in my playbook. Feel free to have a read. Basically every point is evident in this very thread, let alone the entire 30 months of horseshit preceding it.
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/the-conspiracy-theorists-playbook.1060078/
You've left out:Just so we're clear, from what I've gathered on this board... the following people all took part in the cynical Essendon cheating conspiracy, and/or have assisted in some way to cover it up:
- James Hird
- Mark Thompson
- David Evans
- Bruce Reid
- Ian Robson
- Paul Little
- Dean Robinson
- Stephen Dank
- Simon Goodwin
- Danny Corcoron
- Paul Hamilton
- the 44 players at Essendon in 2012
- Tania Hird
- James Hird's father
- the 44 players' parents
- Andrew Demetriou
- Gillon McLauchan
- Mike Fitzpatrick and the AFL Commission
- Bill Kelty
- Victoria Police
- the former Labor government
- the current Coalition government
- rogue operators within ASADA
- Rupert Murdoch
- Shane Charter
- Nima Alavi
- Chinese drug manufacturers
- Mick Gatto
- Toby Mitchell
- Gerard Whateley
- Peter Gordon
- Mark Robinson
- Chip Le Grand
- Dr Andrew Garnham
- Andrew Bolt
- Rohan Connally
- an unnamed muscular dystrophy patient from Melbourne
- Julian Burnside
- the three members of the AFL anti doping tribunal
- Essendon coterie groups
- Ian Hanke
- Liz Lukin
- planted, fake posters on sites such as this
- Sam Newman
- Kevin Sheedy
- the Freemasons
- the Australian Sports Commission
- Stephen Amendola
- Essendon medical clinics
I could go on, but won't for now. The tinfoil brigade are just warming up for the years to come.
Who did it?
Who DIDN'T do it?
Thread could be peak HTB
Who am I kidding though I guess
#bringbackakka
It wasn't so much you were surprised, it was you had solid cast iron sources.
You lost a fair bit of credibility there and then matey.
Why would I do some searching on what I already know. It doesn't prove your conspiracy theory right or wrong - oh sh*t there is a link and a lot of dodgy stuff so that bloke on the internet must be correct. You do understand how conspiracy theories are generated and how they work don't you.
These things are a dime a dozen in melb and often spruiked by 2nd rate lawyers and 2nd rate journos who are wanting some attention and big noting themselves.
HaHa! Charter was saying he wasn't going to testify a month before Salvo or Gatto appeared and he was reluctant to testify, or even sign an affadavit, pretty much the whole time. Your plato o plomo was never needed. "Getting Charter to roll" - colourful but more bullshit nevertheless.They were right on the SCNs. And I don't think anyone anticipated Mick Gatto and Salvo getting Charter to roll.
Anyway, who cares?
You've lost your last three to us and you've still got WADA up your arse.
I'm smiling.
So every person that has named one of them people you listed above is a nutter?
If you name one, therefore you name them all (am i doing this right)?
There are some nutters on this board, and from what i just read, i have just seen another