Ashes 2015, Third Test - England v Australia - Day 1 - Edgbaston Stadium, Birmingham

[Smeg Head]

Think I am watching the stupidest moment in humanity.

Tune in to Parliament Question Time.

 

[Nostradumbass]

The ship in the harbour waitress is attractive

 

[Kennedy Parker]

To be honest working from the office of everywhere sounds rather tiring.

 

[Demosthenes]

Warner is in pretty average form realistically and couple that with his usual need to play shots. Still its going to happen that you get one early every now and again. The review was stupid but.

Warner is frustrating. I remember when he first got into the side I thought he was nothing but a flat-track bully, no good for Test cricket, who would be shown up on pitches where the ball was doing anything. Then he played a beautiful innings against New Zealand at Bellerive when the ball was all over the place, and I was converted.

Unfortunately, I don't think he's done it since. He's certainly got the talent but he doesn't seem to have the temperament to play to conditions.

 

[Ready To Rumble]

Imagine that wrapped around ya ******* helmet.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

The ship in the harbour waitress is attractive

But that's not what waitresses are built for.

 

[Ready To Rumble]

Wonder how many heavily cut drugs are being snorted today.

 

[Nostradumbass]

But that's not what waitresses are built for.

Made me laugh

 

[ioppolo]

Imagine if Smith started test cricket as a specialist batsman, his average would be insane.

 

[Plugger35]

STFU about Haddin Tubby

 

[HBF]

Demand a commander.

 

[Pugsley]

Youi can go and get ferked.

 

[Ready To Rumble]

Imagine smashing the granny out of that chick on the commander ad.

 

[HBF]

STFU about Haddin Tubby

NSW mates.

 

[Pugsley]

STFU about Haddin Tubby

Dush he shown a fajishshu ?

 

[Pugsley]

Imagine smashing the granny out of that chick on the commander ad.

She'd make you wear handcuffs.

 

[Joffaboy]

The ship in the harbour waitress is attractive

edit

 

[Pugsley]

But what is she built for?

Mounting.

 

[Ron]

The ship in the harbour waitress is attractive

Too bad she works for a *******

 

[danielnajdek]

Wonder how many heavily cut drugs are being snorted today.

Harley Bennell thread.

 

[Ready To Rumble]

come on boys.

 

[Bradesmaen]

Hi,

I'm David Warner and I can't play a moving ball.

 

[Joffaboy]

Mounting.

Whispering Italian love sonnets into your ear????

 

[Plugger35]

That woke Rogers up

 

[Dignan]

The issue with that, Tubby, is that Smith scores so many runs off his pads.