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Suggest we take over North Melbourne and become the Essendon Kangaroos - black jumper with a red kangaroo.

B: Baguley, Hurley, Hooker
HB: Goddard, Carlisle, Hibberd
C: Stanton, Watson, Dal Santo
HF: Zaharakis, Waite, Z.Merrett
F: Thomas, Daniher, Higgins
Foll: Goldstein, Heppell, Ziebell
Int: Cunnington, Swallow, Myers, Colyer
 

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Suggest we take over North Melbourne and become the Essendon Kangaroos - black jumper with a red kangaroo.

B: Baguley, Hurley, Hooker
HB: Goddard, Carlisle, Hibberd
C: Stanton, Watson, Dal Santo
HF: Zaharakis, Waite, Z.Merrett
F: Thomas, Daniher, Higgins
Foll: Goldstein, Heppell, Ziebell
Int: Cunnington, Swallow, Myers, Colyer

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I don't think I will get sick of that pic
 
While most would disagree, I think that Essendon Felchers has a nice ring to it.

In all seriousness though, I've become less enamoured with our Bombers nickname. We only ever hold onto these things due to a childhood nostalgia for yelling out 'Go Bombers' as we won another thrilling game of footy.

If it were to change, my preference would be Essendon Redbacks with a mean spider logo. It would still have menace and a real Australian connection.
 
Yeah true that man, who cares what anyone thinks about us, let's drop more bombs.

*currently LMAOing at innocent dead people*
Let's stop people from playing football, people press the buttons and fly the planes why lay blame on the machine?
 
Changing the name, now especially, would be ridiculous in my opinion.

Honestly, who looks at our name and goes "Oh they are called the Bombers it must mean they like dropping bombs and killing people" ... like really, who the **** does that?

I think this is really OTT.
 

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we still reside by an airport, the avaition theme still applies.

OK, the Essendon Avators.

Connotations of the term aviators is generally pretty docile. Bigglies with his flying cap discovering new lands. Not foreboading enough....

We want a scarier flying machine - the red barons?

Getting there...but too evil

but clearly this is our man... twisted but in the end harmless



The Essendon Dastardlys.

where do i sign?

go away mutley you snickering long eared hound.... oh you want a premiership medal?

yeh yeh yeh



beanies replaced by flying goggles.

I want in.

(ill assume everybody is too young to know all this)
 
we still reside by an airport, the avaition theme still applies.

OK, the Essendon Avators.

Connotations of the term aviators is generally pretty docile. Bigglies with his flying cap discovering new lands. Not foreboading enough....

We want a scarier flying machine - the red barons?

Getting there...but too evil

but clearly this is our man... twisted but in the end harmless



The Essendon Dastardlys.

where do i sign?

go away mutley you snickering long eared hound.... oh you want a premiership medal?

yeh yeh yeh



beanies replaced by flying goggles.

I want in.

(ill assume everybody is too young to know all this)
We could have a group of cheerleader girls all dressed as Penelope Pitstop.
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we still reside by an airport, the avaition theme still applies.

OK, the Essendon Avators.

Connotations of the term aviators is generally pretty docile. Bigglies with his flying cap discovering new lands. Not foreboading enough....

We want a scarier flying machine - the red barons?

Getting there...but too evil

but clearly this is our man... twisted but in the end harmless



The Essendon Dastardlys.

where do i sign?

go away mutley you snickering long eared hound.... oh you want a premiership medal?

yeh yeh yeh



beanies replaced by flying goggles.

I want in.

(ill assume everybody is too young to know all this)
Whacky Races is the epitome of cartoons.
 
we still reside by an airport, the avaition theme still applies.

OK, the Essendon Avators.

Connotations of the term aviators is generally pretty docile. Bigglies with his flying cap discovering new lands. Not foreboading enough....

We want a scarier flying machine - the red barons?

Getting there...but too evil

but clearly this is our man... twisted but in the end harmless



The Essendon Dastardlys.

where do i sign?

go away mutley you snickering long eared hound.... oh you want a premiership medal?

yeh yeh yeh



beanies replaced by flying goggles.

I want in.

(ill assume everybody is too young to know all this)

Might have to get Garry Lyon in as coach wearing the old aviator sunnies
 
Suggest we take over North Melbourne and become the Essendon Kangaroos - black jumper with a red kangaroo.

B: Baguley, Hurley, Hooker
HB: Goddard, Carlisle, Hibberd
C: Stanton, Watson, Dal Santo
HF: Zaharakis, Waite, Z.Merrett
F: Thomas, Daniher, Higgins
Foll: Goldstein, Heppell, Ziebell
Int: Cunnington, Swallow, Myers, Colyer

Cue Jade!
 

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