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[Harris Specter]

But your club has players wanting out too! No, when it happens to our club it's not a problem with our culture, they're just looking for a club where they've got better opportunities.....

I know how you guys feel, and not here to troll, with Freeman and all these players leaving over the last few years. But shouldn't you help your club by accepting a trade, instead of possibly ending up with nothing and further set your club back?

 

[dlanod]

Sorry if this has been asked already, but why do you think all these players are leaving the Lions? I think your club needs to look at why these players are leaving and try to fix it.

Ummm... pretty glaring omission there, TBD. Where's the slur about our culture?

Sigh, teach a man to troll... and he just *s it up.

 

[Sanchez365]

You can lead a Troll to a bridge but you can't teach him how to grab people off it and eat them.

*sigh*

 

[The Flying Belgian]

Sorry if this has been asked already, but why do you think all these players are leaving the Lions? I think your club needs to look at why these players are leaving and try to fix it.

Goto 10

 

[MacMum]

You can lead a Troll to a bridge but you can't teach him how to grab people off it and eat them.

*sigh*

I had a book about trolls on a bridge when I was a kid, scared the living daylights out of me and made be cry!

 

[Hollow Knight]

I had a book about trolls on a bridge when I was a kid, scared the living daylights out of me and made be cry!

Soft. I was raised with this book.

Nightmarish. Can't wait to warp my son with it too.

 

[VaultWanderer]

Be interesting to see how this unfolds if i was richmond i would have a crack at him something like our first rounder next year and astbury for a second round pick back

 

[MacMum]

Soft. I was raised with this book.

Nightmarish. Can't wait to warp my son with it too.

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OMG! You have a warped mind TBD.....fancy scaring your child with that......poor child!

 

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You just killed the thread. Nothing will come close to this brilliance for the remainder of the thread.

 

[The Flying Belgian]

You just killed the thread..

 

[Skoob]

Sorry if this has been asked already, but why do you think all these players are leaving the Lions? I think your club needs to look at why these players are leaving and try to fix it.

 

[James North]

Now that the thread is automated, we can move on elsewhere.

 

[Palmer Stoat]

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I'd like to press buttons 1 through 5. And probably throw in 8.

Thanks.

 

[Hollow Knight]

I'd like to press buttons 1 through 5. And probably throw in 8.

Thanks.

 

[Maboo]

I'd like to press buttons 1 through 5. And probably throw in 8.

Thanks.

isn't a Stoat just a weasel?

 

[The Flying Belgian]

"Hey Ma! What you think about dem dere Aish fella??!!"

 

[VaultWanderer]

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Dude you should copy right that s**t! Brilliant

That was the big footy version of Kim Kardashians ass " breaking the Internet "

Well done

 

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So accurate.

 

[Skoob]

 

[ZoBlitz]

Make that man a mod.

 

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Hahahaha!

 

[mike123]

How does Oxley and a second rounder sound?

Honest question.

You guys have a few gems with the second rounder and you'll get another good kick in the back half allowing Rich and Hanley to spend more time in the middle and forward.