Why do Females

Aug 19, 2013
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Why do women get pissed off after you do something they said was fine? I don't even know what that word means anymore.
The meaning of "fine' is completely dependent on the gender of the person using it. It is the one word in the english language that when used by a woman means the exact opposite and yet when used by the male of the species it actually means "fine".

The earlier boys learn this language rule, the less grief they will endure.
 

bombersfan4000

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Jun 30, 2014
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I can let the misses have a shower, do the hair and start the make up.
I can literally drag myself out of bed, shower, dress and be ready sitting at the breakfast bar rolling a smoke for the drive...and I'll still be waiting ten mins.

Fart assing around preening and s**t
Hurry the hell up women,!!!
 
That is only b4 u r married though!

I got hit on by a 30yo girl at bmw or at least I think I did. She said "when I was younger I used to get stressed, now I just like sex".

I was so stunned, I was lost for words. 10 minutes later I called dad and told him what just happened and my absent retort; "when I was younger I used to have sex, now I just get stressed".
 

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May 13, 2010
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85% of women will jump out of the way when a tennis ball is thrown at them, but 100% of men instinctively try to catch the ball.
 
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