Player Sponsorship 2015 Player Sponsorship: paid up with Howe again!

[Cannon82]

Sometimes i think that the only reason we kept Terlich and extended his contract is because Roos doesn't have the courage to give him the flick again. Rather than be the man to sack him for a second time, he'll just have Goodwin handle it

Terlich working the angle.

 

[LeverPuller]

Terlich working the angle.

Was funny, when there was the player breakfast there were a half dozen players doing it. Dean was one of them but noone turned up.

 

[Praetorian]

Lumumba?? Dawes??

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Whoever got the Howe jumper make it your cum rag, please.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

Lumumba?? Dawes??

Por que no los dos?

 

[RandB]

I'd quite like to forget that Jeremy Howe played for us. Considering every sponsored player is a past player, could the badges be changed to just the year on a red yoke/blue background with the description '20XX player sponsor"?

I actually don't mind this. Even just the year could work.

I think we need to keep the names to remember who we forced out of the club.

If you click on the badge it shows the medals for that poster. We could change the look of the badge but keep the same redirect which shows our 'kiss of death' history.

(At least, I'm assuming admin can do that).

Also there is the main medals page where each medal is listed along with every poster to have received it.

Thoughts guys?

 

[Captain Jack]

Yeah we have thought about that before but never gone through with it. I will ask admin tomorrow.

 

[Devastating Boris]

my vote for next year.

 

[Wizardy]

View attachment 186959my vote for next year.

The club should just pay the fine now as a sort of welcoming present.

 

[ponsdale]

View attachment 186959my vote for next year.

I think we just found our new player to sponsor!

 

[stretcharmstrong]

View attachment 186959my vote for next year.

Oh, he's gonna do nicely. I love him already!

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

Melksham is more likely to start a melee next year = fan favourite.

 

[ponsdale]

Melksham is more likely to start a melee next year = fan favourite.

Bugg will fit better on the badge.

 

[Oscarman]

Who won the cum rag?

 

[DeGen]

Whoever got the Howe jumper make it your cum rag, please.

why would you want to increase the value of that thing?....

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

why would you want to increase the avlue of that thing?....

It was more about putting something worthless to good use.

Waste...kids starving in Africa and all that.

 

[Benwah83]

So I got it. Thanks Captain Jack !

Anyone got any suggestions for it other than a cum rag? I somehow feel that keeping it anywhere near a location where acts of a sexual nature will take place will kill the mood.

Ideas:

• Offload it to a Pies supporter? "Sure it's a signed Jeremy Howe jumper. I didn't say anything about it being a Collingwood jumper..."
• Put it on a punching bag next to the TV, and use it to unleash my anger whenever we play s**t?
• Keep it in the hope that our next 38 turns out to be a star, then drag it out as a prop for when I tell the story to the grandchildren about how the 'high flying cretin' vacated the number such that the star that led us to 3 premierships could take his place?
  
• Same as above, except the story is about 'The Curse of the Melbourne BF Board Player Sponsorship: A Tale of Horror and Woe'.
• ???

 

[booshboy]

So I got it. Thanks Captain Jack !

Anyone got any suggestions for it other than a cum rag? I somehow feel that keeping it anywhere near a location where acts of a sexual nature will take place will kill the mood.

Ideas:

• Offload it to a Pies supporter? "Sure it's a signed Jeremy Howe jumper. I didn't say anything about it being a Collingwood jumper..."
• Put it on a punching bag next to the TV, and use it to unleash my anger whenever we play s**t?
• Keep it in the hope that our next 38 turns out to be a star, then drag it out as a prop for when I tell the story to the grandchildren about how the 'high flying cretin' vacated the number such that the star that led us to 3 premierships could take his place?
  
• Same as above, except the story is about 'The Curse of the Melbourne BF Board Player Sponsorship: A Tale of Horror and Woe'.
• ???

I was given a flesh light for my work Kris Kringle, and could really use said cum rag to help clean it out.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

I was given a flesh light for my work Kris Kringle, and could really use said cum rag to help clean it out.

How(e) is that going to clean it? Would just make it worse.

 

[Benwah83]

I was given a flesh light for my work Kris Kringle, and could really use said cum rag to help clean it out.

You got THAT for a work Kris Kringle?!

How(e) is that going to clean it? Would just make it worse.

It would likely do a spectacular job of reaching the areas requiring cleaning.

However when it came to actually doing anything useful, it would just make a mess of things.

 

[TheDarkDwarf]

You got THAT for a work Kris Kringle?!



It would likely do a spectacular job of reaching the areas requiring cleaning.

However when it came to actually doing anything useful, it would just make a bigger mess of things.

Fixed.

 

[dee_mac]

So I got it. Thanks Captain Jack !

Anyone got any suggestions for it other than a cum rag? I somehow feel that keeping it anywhere near a location where acts of a sexual nature will take place will kill the mood.

Ideas:

• Offload it to a Pies supporter? "Sure it's a signed Jeremy Howe jumper. I didn't say anything about it being a Collingwood jumper..."
• Put it on a punching bag next to the TV, and use it to unleash my anger whenever we play s**t?
• Keep it in the hope that our next 38 turns out to be a star, then drag it out as a prop for when I tell the story to the grandchildren about how the 'high flying cretin' vacated the number such that the star that led us to 3 premierships could take his place?
  
• Same as above, except the story is about 'The Curse of the Melbourne BF Board Player Sponsorship: A Tale of Horror and Woe'.
• ???

Punching bag for sure. draw a s**t tattoo on it as well

 

[ponsdale]

So I got it. Thanks Captain Jack !

Anyone got any suggestions for it other than a cum rag? I somehow feel that keeping it anywhere near a location where acts of a sexual nature will take place will kill the mood.

Ideas:

• Offload it to a Pies supporter? "Sure it's a signed Jeremy Howe jumper. I didn't say anything about it being a Collingwood jumper..."
• Put it on a punching bag next to the TV, and use it to unleash my anger whenever we play s**t?
• Keep it in the hope that our next 38 turns out to be a star, then drag it out as a prop for when I tell the story to the grandchildren about how the 'high flying cretin' vacated the number such that the star that led us to 3 premierships could take his place?
  
• Same as above, except the story is about 'The Curse of the Melbourne BF Board Player Sponsorship: A Tale of Horror and Woe'.
• ???

You left out the important detail - did it come with a nigerian-scam type letter of random phrases that only just kinda makes sense?

 

[Meds]

Googling "flesh light" at work is never a good idea. I'll be back later after my meeting with HR...

 

[TheCount]

I was given a flesh light for my work Kris Kringle, and could really use said cum rag to help clean it out.

Where on earth do you work? .... and are you hiring?