Media QootyFeed: 22 Times People Were Addicted To The Sweet FA And We Were Totally OK With It

[beez]

22 Times People Were Addicted To The Sweet FA And We Were Totally OK With It


1. That time when MannumPower's son was a legend.

Your son tells his class his dad is the Captain of an internet football team oops

2. That time when Footypie32 was too sore to go to work.

You chuck a sickie at your real job on Tuesday because you played a "tough" game on Monday night.

3. That time when Nakia yelled out an expletive.

When you spill some honey on the kitchen floor and you say #****youbeez out loud.

4. That time when Reardo secretly wanted some coke. And some booze. And some pills.

Every time you see Charlie Sheen you wonder what DemonJim is up to.

5. That time when A Bit High was a bad parent.

When you are sitting on the computer reading the sim and your son comes and asks you to do something and your reply is "Sorry son I'm playing footy"

6. That time when Uncle_Leo dabbled in some schadenfreude.

When you hope the Eagles lose because pantskyle barracks for them

7. That time when Reardo knew boncer34 was a tough SOB.

You listen to Andrew Demetriou explain the AFL's stance on controversial issues that arise and tell your mates " boncer34 wouldn't cop this s**t, he'd tell them to **** off ".

8. That time when Wooshette made a pretty fixture.

How about if you've got one of these on your fridge

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9. That time when boncer34 thought what everyone was thinking.

You walk past a candle stall in the shopping centre which has the sign, '1 more days to Christmas' and you think to yourself, "Jeez beez would just about implode if he saw that."

10. That time when A Bit High was a bit chuffed.

When you want to ring your parents to inform them you have just been made Captain

11. That time when PVF was a big grumpy pants.

When you lose a game of qooty and you're in a s**t mood for the rest of the night.

 

[beez]

12. That time when PVF listed his Sweet FA achievements on his résumé.

West Coast Wonders Captain
Mobbs Medallist
Allies Captain
Two time State of Origin Champion
SFA Premiership Player

Ladies one at a time please.

13. That time when PVF thought about Danoz's greatest ever thread.

When you see an ad for Rivers Red Hot Fire Sale and you wonder if Danoz works there.

14. That time when Uncle_Leo came over to visit Reardo.

When your kids have a real life Uncle Leo and every time they mention him you wonder where he ranks you on the family tree.

15. That time when Frankston Rover looked like a mental case.

You get to work and say "How about them Bears getting up..." and no one else knows WTF you're talking about.

16. That time when BigJoeD_ thought the Sweet FA was worse than pr0n.

My wife thinks I'm checking emails and watching pr0n on the iPad all the time...

It's easier that way

17. That time when ClarkeM thought Nakia was going to blow a gasket.

You're watching Geelong lose an important game and you're assuming Nakia has been red carded by now.

18. That time when Wooshette's better half had to listen to her inane crap.

Your hubby's been away for 5 weeks and the first thing you tell him is that you've been moved to full forward

19. That time when Wooshette made a pretty fixture again...

Season21 addiction ready to go

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20. That time when Broken got arthritis.

...when you spend a whole season crunching numbers for a rankings system

21. That time when people thought MannumPower got laid last night.

When you're strutting around work and people think you got lucky on the weekend and you tell them you won a fantasy Brownlow medal

22. That time when Marlowe wanted to give fitzroybowiedog a hug.

When David Bowie dies and your first thought is fitzroybulldog will be crushed.

 

[iBeng]

Where am I, flog?

 

[Magruder]

Where am I, flog?

New Zealand, numb-nuts

 

[beez]

Where am I, flog?

Post funnier s**t in the "You know you're addicted to..." thread.

 

[Danoz]

Post funnier s**t in the "You know you're addicted to..." thread.

You clearly didn't read the whole thread. Just search for posts with the most likes.

 

[Danoz]

^^Oh and I'm not talking about Beng.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Classic beezfeed article

Next it's "What 10 Qooty players would look like if they were Disney characters".

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Your hubby's been away for 5 weeks and the first thing you tell him is that you've been moved to full forward

I'm guffawing to strange looks.

That. Is. Gold.

 

[iBeng]

^^Oh and I'm not talking about Beng.

You had me hopeful then...

Post funnier s**t in the "You know you're addicted to..." thread.

I shouldnt NEED to, its clear my addiction is a concern.

 

[brahj]

Classic beezfeed article

Next it's "What 10 Qooty players would look like if they were Disney characters".

"This guy figured out how to sign inactive veterans. The league HATES him!!"

 

[The Filth Wizard]

Media like this is why match threads are on Tuesday now.

 

[iBeng]

"Want to know the 5 easy steps to get an ALF? Click here!"

Ive been caught by that one before...

 

[brahj]

Media like this is why match threads are on Tuesday now.

Something tells me that even if the "idea" fails threads will still go up on a Tuesday.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

...

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Great thread beez some very funny stuff in there

 

[miss_kate18]

Oh, so many possibilities.

"5 SFA Players That Literally Can't Even Right Now"

 

[iBeng]

Oh, so many possibilities.

"5 SFA Players That Literally Can't Even Right Now"

Has The Filth Wizard ever blown you off because he just HAD to write his piece in the SFA? If yes, he MAY be addicted.

 

[Millky95]

Lovely work beez

Think we're all a little too addicted here

 

[miss_kate18]

Has The Filth Wizard ever blown you off because he just HAD to write his piece in the SFA? If yes, he MAY be addicted.

Nightly. Absolutely nightly.

 

[brahj]

Nightly. Absolutely nightly.

"Honey, it's a Monday. There's just too much to do.

 

[RU_]

Post funnier s**t in the "You know you're addicted to..." thread.

Where's mine you bastard?

 

[Wosh]

I'm guffawing to strange looks.

That. Is. Gold.

I give great pillow talk

 

[iBeng]

I give great pillow talk

You could return a text now or then though. Tease.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

I give great pillow talk

'Nice tackle'.